Irony tries out her new body...

by Phenrys

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Original Character, Trixie
Length: 2853

So, what would you do if you suddenly had a brand new Anthro-pony body? Why, have sex of course!

One-shot, shameless clop!

Featuring Irony, Moon Shadow, the good Dr. Ray, and of course a cameo by The Great and Powerful Trixie herself!

Warning: Features Anthro x Human x Transforming Pony sexy times. If you aren't into that, don't read it! However, if you're depraved like me, leave a comment letting me know what you think!

Insert Shameless Plug here: This is a chapter taken from Irony's Story.

Published 2014-08-03 20:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-03 20:50:01 UTC

Let the Clopping Commence!

Author's Note

Just so we're clear:
Irony is Anthro/Pony
Trixie and Moon Shadow are humans turning into ponies
and Dr. Ray is a human.

Last chance to run away!

Let the Clopping Commence!

I wake to a quiet house once again. I glance at the clock on the nightstand, where it confirms the time as 0500 on the nose. Even though I haven't been setting the alarm, I'm still waking up at my usual time. Kind of funny how our bodies and minds will unconsciously follow routine even when everything has changed, I think, smirking to myself.

I extricate myself from Moon Shadow, careful not to wake her as she is sleeping so peacefully. I slip off the bed, landing with a soft thud. Shadow rolls over in her sleep and mumbles unintelligibly for a moment before relaxing once again. I smile at her as I soak up her beauty. I notice that the changes have progressed in the night, and she is a bit closer to looking like she did in the dream world she showed me last night. She has a horn now, and it looks to be full sized. Her facial features are changing too; I can see her lower face is pushing out just a little bit, foreshadowing the muzzle that she will soon have.

Glancing a little bit lower, I see that she is flat chested now. I am going to miss playing with those, I sigh to myself. The rest of her is covered by the comforter, so I can't see what changes may have happened further south, but I can guess.

I stretch my barrel and legs, groaning a little at how good it feels. Have to admit, this body feels pretty amazing. I feel more at home in it than I would have thought I could after 25 years of being human. I feel so good, so incredibly fit, it makes me wonder what I can do, I think as I finish stretching. I decide I'll worry more about that after breakfast.

I start trotting down the hallway, pausing for a moment when I smell fresh coffee. I continue on into the kitchen, where I find Dr. Ray drinking a cup of coffee at the table as he reads the paper. He waves his mug in my direction in greeting.

"Morning," I say as I go by.

I look around the kitchen and think, Well, getting breakfast should be a lot easier today. I concentrate for a moment, summoning my magic, and find myself standing on two hooves instead of four. Thank Celestia, I can reach the bowls now.

I busy myself with gathering together some items for breakfast: a bowl of sliced fruit, some yogurt, and cheese. I briefly consider frying up some eggs, but decide I'm not ready to find out if my new herbivorous diet allows for them.

Grabbing a spoon from the drawer, I sit down across from the Doc, who still has his nose stuck in the paper, and scoop up some melon. In between bites, I say, "You're up early, how'd you sleep?"

He takes a sip of coffee, then looks up, intending to answer. Instead of speaking, he spews coffee all over his paper and the table.

"Whoa, what was that all about?" I ask as I move my food out of the danger zone.

"Well, I've never had a naked pony-girl sit down across the table from me before. Kind of caught me by surprise," he answers.

"Huh?" confused at first, I look down at myself, then clamp my arms over my breasts, covering them from view. I'm pretty sure my dark fur is unable to hide the fact that I am blushing furiously. "Urk...I'm so sorry, Ray. I'm not completely used to this new body yet, especially having breasts!"

I stand to go put on some clothes, but notice the Doc looking at my waist with a funny look on his face. I look down and realize he's staring at my crotch. I also realize just how very exposed my sex is like this. I immediately drop one of my hands to cover my crotch, feeling like I'm going to die of embarrassment. Ray starts sputtering, trying to apologize for staring, which makes me feel even more embarrassed, causing me to lose my concentration. I drop to all fours with a crash that reverberates through the house.

I turn and flee the room like the worst demons of Tartarus are after me, dying of shame. I crash through my bedroom door, almost knocking over Moon Shadow in the process, and run into the bathroom, slamming the door behind me. I sit in the corner, rocking back and forth with my arms wrapped around my knees in the fetal position, wishing I could just disappear.

There's a knock at the door, and I hear Shadow's voice, "Irony, are you okay?"

I try to say I'm fine so she'll leave me to my shame, but nothing will come out but a small croak. The door opens, and Shadow steps in, looking for me.

"Irony! What happened?!" she asks me as she rushes over and wraps her arms around me, dropping to her knees in the process.

"I...I just showed off all the 'goods' to Dr. Ray! I didn't even think about clothes when I changed. I'm so embarrassed, Shadow! What will I say to him? What does he think of me? I can't believe I just paraded out there all naked, as if I didn't have a care in the world!" I groan.

"Well, that's one way to start your morning, I guess. How did he take it?" she asks me.

"First he spit his coffee everywhere, then he was staring at me!" I cry.

"So...are you saying he liked what he saw?"

"How should I know? I think he was more in shock than anything else. What does it matter if he liked what he saw, anyway?" I ask, confused.

"Oh, no reason," she sighs. "You really shouldn't be embarrassed. You're beautiful! Yeah, as humans we wore clothes, but as ponies, not so much. It actually makes sense that you wouldn't think of wearing clothes. It's okay."

I hear a knock on the door, then Dr. Ray enters when Shadow calls, "Come in!"

"I wanted to apologize for staring at you, Irony. I...I'm sorry. Looking at you excited me in a way that I never would have expected," he stammers out.

Moon Shadow smiles a Cheshire cat grin and says, "It's hard to blame you, Doc. She is extremely sexy."

She stands and pulls me up to my hooves. I see Dr. Ray looking me up and down, so I glance down at my body, I changed without noticing again...why?

I reach to cover up my nudity, but Shadow grabs my hands to stop me. I give her a stern look, my ears lying back against my head. She looks intently into my eyes, "Don't hide your beauty," she murmers into my ear.

"You're so beautiful. I've never seen anyone as sexy as you," Dr. Ray whispers as he continues looking at me, then his gaze takes in Moon Shadow as well, "both of you."

Shadow pulls me into a kiss, first just a peck, then a longer, more thorough kiss. Then she's slipping her tongue into my mouth, playing with mine, sliding over my flat teeth and tasting my mouth. When she finally pulls back, she smiles at me lovingly, then steps to the side and faces Dr. Ray. We can both plainly see his excitement.

Shadow winks at me lasciviously and says, "You know, Dr. Ray isn't bad looking himself."

She slinks over to him, pulling me along by the hand until we are both right in front of him. Still holding my hand, she reaches out with her other hand to run it along his freshly shaven jaw.

My ears are drooped down to the side of my head, I'm not entirely sure I like where she seems to be going with this.

Shadow looks at me, then brings our joined hands up to touch Ray's cheek and jaw. He seems frozen there as she says, "He's not going to bite you, Irony. Or then again, maybe he will." She smirks at us.

He really is rather good looking, I think to myself, my hand now cupping his jaw of its own accord. Shadow, letting go of my hand, slips around behind me and pushes me closer to the Doc. My other hand reaches up to touch his face without me telling it to. Now, without any thinking on my part, my hands are sliding down his neck and across his shoulders and down his chest.

Oh Celestia, what am I doing? I think, my mind growing a little hazy as my hands continue down his chest to his waist. They stop there for a moment, resting on his hips.

I feel Moon Shadow lean up to purr into my ear, "He keeps himself in pretty good shape, doesn't he?"

My body shivers as I whisper, "Yes, he does." I'm just feeling, right now, all thinking has gone out the window.

I grip the hem of his shirt and pull it up and over his head in one fluid motion, revealing his firm chest and abs. I feel a hint of dampness in my overheated sex at the vision before me. Shadow's hands reach from behind and cup my breasts, lightly playing with my nipples.

Why can't I control myself? Why do I feel this way towards a man? I've never felt anything like this before! I think as my hands find their way to his chest again, playing over his muscled frame. I feel the definition in his muscles, his ribs. My body responds as I touch him.

At this invasion, Ray's paralysis is broken and he pulls me into his chest, his lips reaching for mine. At first he seems a little confused by my muzzle, but soon he's compensating for it, and our lips are wrestling furiously. My arms wrap around him, one hand gripping his hair, the other around his waist.

I feel one of Shadow's hands make its way down from my breast, across my stomach, and onto my steaming slit. She traces a finger over my nether lips, swirling it in my flowing juices before flicking my little nub, causing me to shudder violently from the pleasure that flows through me.

A mini-orgasm hits me like a bolt out of the blue, I cry out, breaking the kiss. Ray takes the opportunity to kiss and lick his way down my neck, across my collarbone, and down my breasts. He teases my nipples with his tongue, gently flicking them one at a time, then drawing a hot, wet line all around them before flicking them again.

Suddenly, he sucks my nipple into his mouth, making me gasp. Then I feel his teeth gripping my nipple as he continues to suck and tease it with his tongue. Moon picks exactly that moment to thrust the fingers of one hand into my pussy, while the other continues teasing my clit. I throw back my head and scream as I ride the wave of pleasure as I near the edge of a real orgasm.

I vaguely see a green glow out of the corner of my eye, and hear Shadow order, "Get her on the bed!"

Ray picks me up in his arms, surprising me with his strength, and carries my limp form to the bed. As he lays me down, he leans in and kisses me tenderly. I look down my body at him as he steps away, and see that he is now fully nude, his beautiful cock pointing in my direction. I'm shocked, I had one of my own for so long, and yet the thought of having his inside me simply makes me feel amazing. I want it. I feel my pussy clench. I need it!

Shadow comes over and starts kissing me and pinching my nipples, momentarily distracting me from the sight of Dr. Ray's member. Soon, however, Ray makes his presence known again by kissing my foot, my ankle, and up my calf to my knee. He stops at the knee on one side, then kisses up to the other knee before continuing further up my thighs.

Moon Shadow clambers on top of me and plops her dripping snatch down onto my face just as Dr. Ray starts licking my inner thighs and across my pussy lips. I moan incoherently as I bury my tongue in Shadow's molten core, lapping up her delicious honey as quickly as I can.

Ray's tongue dives into my juicy cunt, forcing a scream from my mouth and into Moon's folds. I can hear Moon's moans, getting louder by the second, as I alternate driving my tongue inside of her and sucking on her protruding clit.

Hearing her moans, combined with the Doc's ministrations and the taste of her dripping pussy in my mouth, has me flying toward the event horizon of earth-shattering pleasure.

Shadow, somehow sensing my inevitability, orders Dr. Ray, "Get up here! Bury that cock of yours inside her!" Her voice is strained with her own impending orgasm.

Ray obliges her, climbing onto the bed and taking hold of my hips, he plunges his throbbing meat inside me. I cry out throatily at the pain and pleasure, the sound muffled by Moon's boiling cavern. My body feels a definitive tearing inside, but my pain and pleasure center is confused, so it all feeds into my building cum.

After a moment of getting his bearings, Ray slides his cock almost all the way out of me, then thrusts back into me. Once, twice, three times.

"Harder, fuck her harder!" I hear Moon Shadow shout.

The Doc picks up the pace, slamming himself into me, our pelvises meeting with each thrust. I lift my legs and, wrapping them around him, use them to push him further into me. Shadow leans forward and, taking Ray's head in her hands, kisses him like she's going to suck his soul right out of its fleshy prison. She screams into his mouth as she slips into her ocean of pleasure, pushing me over the edge into the abyss. Ray plows into my slippery folds as they grip him in crushing waves, milking his cock for all they're worth.

A moment later, as Shadow is beginning to come down off her high, I feel Ray's body tense and his dick bursts inside of me, making my body respond with another wave of pleasure. My pussy pulls every drop of cum from him, until he falls over limp with exhaustion. Shadow crawls down my body and begins lapping at my slit, devouring every drop of cum she can find, causing my body to writhe with aftershocks.

Once the job is done to her satisfaction, she turns herself around and lays on top of me, kissing me thoroughly. I can easily taste the mixture of Ray's and my own juices all over her mouth. Ray leans over and kisses me, then turns and kisses Shadow as well. Afterward, he licks his lips and smiles down at me.

"That was fucking amazing!" we all say, almost in unison.

"Fuck, that was hot!" we hear from the bedroom door. I lift my head up to see Trixie with her pants around her ankles, and three fingers buried in her cunt.

"The Great, and Super Fucking Horny, Trixie is cumming!" Trixie gasps out as her legs buckle from underneath her and she slowly slumps to the floor, vocalizing her pleasure all the way down.

"Wow," is all I can say. What the hell has come over all of us? Whatever it is, that was A-Fucking-mazing! So maybe it doesn't matter what caused it... I decide.

"So, I think this is probably a first for all of us..." Ray says, making the rest of us laugh, even Trixie on the floor.

Once our laughter dies down, I kiss Shadow lovingly and say, "I don't know how you managed to make that happen, but thank you."

"Oh no, big girl, you did this all yourself, I just shoved...er nudged you in the right direction," she replies.

"Ladies, I would like to thank you both for the best time I've ever had, and probably will ever have. Honestly, I never thought my first three-some would be with two gorgeous ponies!" Ray chuckles lightly.

Trixie climbs onto the bed with us, and we pull her into our pile, holding her to us. "Thank you for holding Trixie. She misses Flash so much!" I see a tear leak from her eye and slide silently down her cheek.

"Oh Trixie, I wish he were here with you too! But we're here together, and we love you," I tell her as I wrap my arms around her alone in a big hug.

"Thank you, Irony," she whispers.

We all hold onto each other and cuddle until we all drop off into a light slumber.