The ultjmate yourney of super sausag
by TOMZON
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Super sausage was FURIOUS! The potato pudding ballistic team had failed him again,in bending the will of all phallusia under his control.The plan had been perfect.They just had to smother all the people with bieber essence,which has a degrading effect on human neurocortex.These peoples minds were rigid,moreso than the mythical scrotor the inseminator,who smashed rocks with his single massive chest hair alone.
His evil fuming was interrupted,though,by a portal opening,companied by unmistakable wubwubwub of Wizard Zoiderberg,and a crab claw pulling him into it.The chaotic vortex of the multiverse surrounded him,and what he saw made his jaw hit the methaphorical floor.
It was nicholas cage all the way.Electrons,quarks,and even neutrons were all miniature nicholas cages shrunken to an impossible degree.Protons were the most cum insidable creatures in the multiverse,rainbow haired blue pegasi.called rainbow d`Asses.Larger atoms already had tens of them buttfucking her,and the circling electron-cages were fighting each other for a chance to inseminate her. That is,when the rare and evil Justin Bieber-antimatter wont smash into them,annihilating them.
Finally,after seeing the truth,beauty and scale of the universe,he was kicked out of the void between worlds. A single,manly tear rolled from his eyes.He had become an enlightened man.
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Sniffing silently,he decided to take a look of his suroundings. He was in a home made of clouds,with a table and a turning chair facing a window.Suddenly,the said chair swiweled,and lo and behold,there was the most cum-insidable blue pegasus ever,Rainbow d`Ass,with her legs spread open,and a clenching vagina continiously emitting pony pussy magic.
“I have been expecting you”she said,with a voice so sinfully sexy that his dick ripped a hole in his pants,powered by all the electron-Cages with a wild urge to fornicate with her.
“thee have been summoned here with my magical pony pussy,so that thou could battle with Dickrake,who is sucking up all the magic in the world.”
Then,zoiderberg appeared,and bowed,immeadetly sticking his Massive Lobster Pengus
into Magical Pony Pussy.
Supersausage nodded,now a changed man,and sensed the location of Dickrake with his human cageic,which he had obontained while crossing the multiverse.Then,he sensed it, a whirpool of ponypussymagic being drained by a presence so vile,as if a homeless man was gargling rotten puss sucked with a straw from his anus.It was biebenergy,and a massive concentration at that.It echoed with horrible whispers from his first released album,which would have turned a lesser man insane.
He frowned with all the seriousness of cage,flexing his impressive eyebrows,
while Wizard Zoiderberg recharged his Ball Batteries with Pony Pussy Magic.They then simultaneously looked at one another,and nodded,casting Instant Cageissun,a teleportation spell developed by Cageku,a super cageian.With them gone,Rainbow d`Ass sighed,feeling a tad bit annoyed by the sudden emptiness in her Magical Pony Pussy.However,that problem was fixed with her reaching a Magical Pony Hoof under the table,and forcing a pink maned butter pegasus to lap at her Magical Pony Pussy.
“...oh my”
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Zoidermage and Supersausage appeared with a flash,looking at their surroundings.
The twatched roof houses and a nearby forest were on fire,and there were sad ponies everywhere.
“DIIICKRAAAAKEE!”he screamed,rage overtaking him.Sad pony pussy was the wrongest thing that could ever happen,in the multiverse.Sad ponies looked at the cagenium Supersausage,and gasped,a new hope sparking in their hearts.
“did you call for me?” said an awfully Girly Voice,which sent a shrudder through the ponies.A gargantuan centaur with piss-leaking manboobs was towering before them.Worst of all,he wore a Beiber Face,which can cause mortal men to claw their eyes out in terror.
However,Supersausage was unfazed,and launched a sphere of raw cageical energy at dickrake.A Strangely Satisfying Girly Scream tore through the air,and dickrake was lacking his posterior.
As dickrake was bawling his eyes out,with a steady stream of shit and blood leaking from his annihilated buttocks,He stepped closer,and stomped the shit out of him.
Dickrakes microdick was crushed,and so was his walnut sized brain.
However,that did not stop dickrake.
His beibenergy suddenly exploded with a sound of a colossal fart,causing supersausage to jump backwards,and stare in disgust,as Dickrake reformed into a red and black alicorn with a bieber face,wielding an inpontent penis dribbling lube,instead of a horn. Dickrackes jaws glenched in Badly Contained Bitchiness,and he launched a weak but high velocity dribble of Premature Ejaculate at him.
Super sausage tried to dodge,but he was too late.
Glenching his eyes in fear,he prepared for his end,but it did not come.When he opened his eyes,he saw something heartbreaking:Zoidermage had sacrificed himself,so that he could finish the job.Stepping over his now deceased comrade,he performed the spell only known as CAGE HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When he finished watching the dickrake reduced to nothing,he looked at zoidermage,and said his farewells,tossing him to the void between worlds,so that the cagenium multiverse would purge his physical body of all taint.
Then,he warped back to Rainbow dAss`.
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9 months later…
Rainbow dAss` was breathing heavily,and gave out a long pained grunt.She might have had the most magical Pony Pussy in the multiverse,but that did not make childbirth any easier.
“you can do it”cheered nurse Redheart”just one more big push!”
She gave out a long grunt,and an insane-sounding scream as something flew out of her Magical Pony Pussy,and hit Redheart square in the face.Said red monstrosity let out a loud baby-sounding “wubwubwubwub”,as he thrusted his Big Baby Dick down Redhearts throat.
“Congratulations” muttered Redheart between the energetic baby`s thrusts.
Super sausage looked at Rainbow dAss with a frown,one of his impressive eyebrows raised high. Rainbow dAss offered back a sheepish smile.
Buttholes were punished.
THE END.
