Fluttershy Kills Pinkie Pie
Ponyville was as normal and peaceful as it always is on this bright Saturday morning. Well, that is, except Fluttershy in her cottage. She was in her bedroom crying into her pillow. Why is she like that you ask? Well, she had these nightmares about a Demonic Pinkie Pie scaring her since that Ponytones incident when she was trying to what she was "Encouraging" her and "Cheering" for her during her performances, for she did the exact opposite of those two, and only made it worse. She really forgave Pinkie Pie for hurting her feelings unintentionally, but something inside of her tells her to not listen to her and take her revenge.
When Fluttershy ran out of tears, she sat up and saw many of her animal friends in her room, looking at her with concern. "Oh, I'm fine, everyone." she said to them. "Really, i am."
The animals were unconvinced, and Angel Bunny, hopped on the bed, and nuzzled his head to her knee to comfort her. Fluttershy was touched by his attempt, and gently stroked his head. Then he spoke to Fluttershy in words that only her and the other animals can understand.
"Of course she really hurt me, but she was just being Pinkie Pie." Fluttershy answered
Angel bunny rolled his eyes skeptically. He chittered again in question.
"Of course she hurt me, and it really scared me with those false details that she described to me about going on stage and... congratulating me." she felt like crying again, and bowed her head in shame.
Angel chittered one last time, and it was longer than the way he previously chittered in his first two conversations with her. He sounded more serious than his two sentences as well, like he was trying to give Fluttershy an idea.
"What? Oh no no no, I could never do that." said Fluttershy. "I am pretty sure she can't help for who she is."
That was a rather true statement, but it was also regardless for Angel. He decided to tell Fluttershy something in her ear. He told her that Pinkie Pie will just do something like that to her again, but maybe even much worse, and it would take longer for Fluttershy to recover from. Maybe Angel could be right, or perhaps he could be wrong.
Fluttershy really objected the idea at first, but then she thought of how scared she really was when Pinkie was trying to giver her so-called advice. When she went deeper in her head, and saw an evil demonic version of the head of Pinkie.
"No offense." Said the head. In a more mean and evil type of voice "but you sounded like a dude! Hahahahahaha!!!!" It laughed, and it laughed very evilly.
"Stop it!" Fluttershy called out, but the laughter would not stop. The evil latter began to become more evil, and and demonic as it fused with am evil demonic voice.
Fluttershy clenched her teeth, and closed her ears so that she wouldn't hear the laughter, oh the really evil laughter. She clenched her teeth to ease the pain.
"It definitely was a total nightmare for you, wasn't it?" Evil Pinkie said before she continued Finally something snapped inside Fluttershy.
"STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!" She screamed into the darkness. Then. All the laughter stopped and the evil face of Pie was gone. She felt the rage and anger and frustration dwelling up inside of her. She felt more calm, but felt a little... different than before the vision she just had. At last, she know what she wants to do, to prevent anything that Pinkie did to her to come true in the future time. "You're right, Angel." She said at last, in an almost sinister voice.
Angel Bunny Smiled and so did the other animals. Surprisingly, all other animal friends of Fluttershy besides Angel suddenly hate Pinkie Pie, no. They all hated her and her constant stupidity with her retarded lime antics, and Angel Bunny is supposed to be the only truly mischievous member of the family.
Fluttershy then had a plan on what she should do to her. "I think I have a... surprise for our little friend Pinkie Pie." She said with an evil smirk. She went downstairs to get any equipment she can possibly. Angel made a face that said "My work here is done." then what he didn't remember was that he was still on the bed, so made little hops and then he fell face-first flat on the floor. The other animals laughed at him. The rabbit's head lifted with his usual unamused face, putting his paw under his chin.
Fluttershy was at Sugarcube Corner, the home of Pinkie Pie, along with the Cake family. She knocked on the door, and their was Pinkie Pie herself, just as Fluttershy expected.
"Oh, hello, Fluttershy." said Pinkie in her usual idiotic cheerful voice as ever.
Fluttershy cleared her throat and replied "Hello, Pinkie Pie. May I come in?"
"Absotutely-lutelely, Fluttershy!" Pinkie replied. "Come on in. Would you like some cake?" Fluttershy slowly entered the catering house, and looked around.
"No thanks." Was all Fluttershy replied to her offer with a nod. She saw a cute little toothless alligator walk up to her, it was none other than Gummy, Pinkie's pet. Unlike Pinkie, which Fluttershy wants to.... deal away with, she is however happy to see the adorable, toothless alligator. "Oh, hello Gummy." she said to it. She bent down, and petting his soft scaly body. Then, she gently picked him up.
The little, big-eyed alligator made noises that sounded like reptilian purring.
"Oh I'm so happy to see you too." said Fluttershy, nuzzling her face against his, very affectionately.
"So, what can I do for you, Fluttershy?" asked Pinkie curiously
Fluttershy gently placed Gummy back on the floor, and turned her attention back to Pinkie Pie. "Well, listen Pinkie. I want to talk to you about something really important."
"Great, let's talk upstairs."
"Well, first things first." said Fluttershy. She looked around the room, and asked "Are the cakes home today?"
"No, they are in Canterlot to attend a festival for the babies" Pinkie answered. "Why do you ask?"
"Oh no reason." Fluttershy answered. She followed the pink nuisance upstairs to her room, and without her looking, Fluttershy had an evil smile on her face, knowing that this will be the perfect opportunity to make her move. Whatever her move might be that is.
When they made it up the bedroom, Fluttershy looked around to see if there was no witnesses from up here. It may have been a little silly, but Fluttershy really wanted to use extreme measures, and some things in the world require quiet and stealth.
"So, what would you like to talk about?" Pinkie asked curiously.
"Well, I would like to say how much you are of a great friend to me." Fluttershy began. "We have been friends for a long time, haven't we?"
"Of course!" Pinkie jumped up with joy. "For as long as we can remember. She was trying to put a flashback together, but Fluttershy stopped her.
"Um Pinkie, there's no need for a flashback" she said. "I know exactly what happened on the day we first became friends." She didn't sound really rolled about it
"Oh, okay. So, what are you trying to say? And... What's wrong Fluttershy?" Pinkie asked
"Oh, it's nothing." Fluttershy said, trying to lie to her. "Well, you see I had these nightmares about you giving me those advices during the Ponytones concerts and making me cry. You just so to he'd laughing at me.... Evilly."
Pinkie could hardly believe what she just heard. "What? Oh Fluttershy I... I'm really so-." But she was tipped once again
"Wait." Fluttershy said "I wasn't finished."
"Sorry, carry on."
"Well, I realized that something like this can happen again in the future and... I think it is best if I...." Fluttershy was trying to finish nicely without making a scene.
"What?" Said Pinkie, very eager to know what she was going to say.
"Well, I want to give you a present." Fluttershy said at last.
Pinkie turned from worried to happy and excited again. "A present? Oh you shouldn't have." She said. "What kind if present?"
"The present it... Oh look, Gummy's about to do a really funny stunt on his ball." Fluttershy said, trying to look at what she was looking at, but what Pinkie did not realized was that it was just a distraction
She gasped with joy and looked around behind her to the way Fluttershy pointed. "Where? Where?" She was a little bummed, and was about to turn around back to her. "I didn't see any- oomph!"
Pinkie felt a really hard and painful punch on her face to the right of her cheek. "Wha... What are you doing, Flutterhy?" She asked with total shock.
Fluttershy calmly replied "well, this is the present" and on a voice of anger she finished "revenge!" Then she punched Pinkie on the left cheek this time, and another one right in on her nose, and did gave her a hard kick on her bind legs like Applejack and Big Mac do while harvested at Sweet Apple Acres. Pinkie flew into the wall, hitting her back, and landing on her tuckus on the floor. The pain was just too much for Pinkie to bear. Her nose was bleeding, and she already lost one or two teeth from her mouth.
"You will hurt me no more." Fluttershy said, angrily. "Now I will end this." She walked up to her, and she gave her a cupcake in her mouth, and then ran downstairs to find cover for an unknown reason.
Unusually, Pinkie thought it was delicious and said in a different tone. "Hmm, this cupcake tastes delicious." She said, then she coughed up a small loogie of blood. "Wait... This tasted very much like-" but then there was a small boom sound upstairs. Fluttershy and Gummy went up to see who it was and the walls in the bedroom were covered with organ parts and blood. Fluttershy was quite surprised
Gummy was the one who really disbelieved at what just happened. It turns out that cupcake had a small bomb inside so that Pinkie would explode of the inside of her body. Fluttershy realized Gummy and began to panic. "Gummy, it's not what it looks like.... I swear I-"
But Gummy sounded a little happy and replied to her in reptilian language
"Oh, you hated Pinkie?" Fluttershy asked. She felt quite relieved to hear that, and looked all over the room "oh my." She said, a little disgusted. "I wonder if that was too much." Then she was back to her nervous self again. "Well, I should probably ask Discord if he can help me. Discord!" She called.
In a flash the master of chaos appeared out of nowhere. "Hello my dear Fluttershyyyyooooo whoa! What in Equestria happened here?" Discord asked in both shock and confusion at the same time.
"Well, Pinkie Pie made me cry a few times during the Ponytones concert, and... I got... Revenge on her." Fluttershy confessed sheepishly with a nervous smile.
"Oooooh, well serves her right that mean, rude little retard." Discord said, a little evilly. "Well, I suppose I can create a new Pinkie Pie so that anypony will ever notice." He snapped his finger. And there was an exact clone of clone of Pinkie
"Hey, Fluttershy." Said e Pinkie clone
"Do not worry, Fluttershy, this Pinkie Pie is less annoyinh and she is a little smarter than Pinkie number two." Said Discord. She would never create stupid words that can possibly hurt you, I promise you that."
Flutterhsy smiled and said "thank you Discord. Do you think you can... Clean up the mess?"
"Sure thing." He poofed himself janitor's clothes, and a broom. He whistled in a tune and cleaned the blood and organs off of the walls while sweeping em up into a large garbage like container to dump them in.
Flutterhsy smiled at Gummy, and said "well, I might as well be going now." She turned to the new Pinkie and said "see you soon new Pinkie."
"See you, Fluttershy." Said the new Pinkie happily.
E yellow pegasus hummed to herself while she exited Sugarcube Corner. It turns out Pinkie got her rightful just desserts, both ,integrally and figuratively, a d Flutterhsy won't have those nightmares anymore thanks to that little heroic victory she did.
Author's Note
I would call this a retribution to Pinkie for making Fluttershy cry like that in Filli Vanilli. Please don't hate me for this.
