why can't America be like equestria
Barack Obama was sitting down in his office watching my little pony "now why the hell can't America be like equestria"
Barack Obama called his agent and told him to get the fuck up here
"umm yeah mr. president what are you watching?" the president glared at him
"this is my little pony dumbass now sit down and watch it with me"
the agent was confused but sat down any way. the scene on the show was the cutie mark crusaders on a quest for their cutie marks.
"Now why the hell isn't America like this Luther?" Barack Obama asked. "sir this is a kids sho-" Luther was cut off bye Barack Obama.
"what the fuck did you just say? did you just say this was a kids show?"
"umm ye-" The president began to cry. "you hurt my feelings I'm very sensitive why can't America be like equestria?"
the president went to bed and wondered what it would be like in equestria.
the president then woke up in equestria naked. The president looked down he hadn't looked down in while. "damn son I have a big penis."The president woke up in a bed a rich Exquisite and pretty bed. there where two huge gold doors he opened them and it had Celestia cuties mark on it.
"fuck yeah I'm in Equestria Yay! time to go!" he ran out of the doors with his cock swaying hitting a guard in the face knocking him out. "oh shit ............ welp that is what happens when your penis Is huge.......... no one cares about him anyways." he ran faster and into the throne room. where he saw celestia and luna. amazed at the length of his penis and what the fuck he was.
"Luna what is that thing and it's penis is so big."celestia watched in awe at the penis while Luna stared jaw dropped.
"Celestia began to throw bananas at the president. "go leave the castle!" Celestia Yelled.
"lets slam dunk this bitch!" Barack Obama dunked the shit out of Celestia and knocked her out.
"Luna wanna be my bitch?" Luna had hearts in her eyes by his flirting skills
"yes!" Luna screamed and kissed Barack Obama.
And they lived happily ever after in the kingdom slam dunking the shit out of Celestia everyday.
THE END
