The Pill for the Pegasus

by holdenwrite

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Dark, Romance, Comedy
Length: 18586

Rainbow Dash is under the weather and requires Twilight Sparkle to take care of her, but will Twilight help Rainbow Dash when she learns of the secret that lays within The Pill for the Pegasus?

Warning: This story includes TwiDash, cunnilingus, analingus, farting, micro male, anal vore, non-graphic digestion, and all around unacceptable acts. Do not read unless you find these things sexy or humorous. Don't throw stones in glass houses.

It was supposed to be a nice evening. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle's first date was going well before the pegasus found out that she was lactose intolerant. Luckily she has a pill in her saddlebag for just the occasion. But will Twilight Sparkle find out what is inside the pill, and if she does, will she still administer the pill for the pegasus?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-26 07:12:09 UTC

Chapter 1 of 4

Rainbow Dash was doubled over in pain. She felt like her stomach was performing flips inside her body. The night was going so well up to this moment. She thought that she still had a few more hours left. Twilight had just revealed the dessert, a lovely flan dish that she had meticulously prepared throughout the evening. Twilight quickly ran over to her friend.

"What's wrong?" Twilight asked in a panic. The only answer she received was a loud gurgling from Rainbow's stomach and pained moans.

Twilight quickly trotted back to the kitchen tucked in the back of her room at the Ponyville Inn. After the destruction of her Golden Oaks Library, Twilight couldn't sleep in her new castle. She started reading off the ingredients in the recipe. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary and Rainbow Dash assured her that she had tried bovine milk before tonight. Twilight furrowed her brow. "That stupid pegasus," she muttered to herself.

The Princess slowly walked back out to the dining area. Dash was sprawled out on her back, still moaning in pain. Twilight recoiled when she smelled a foul wind in the air. She made sure to only breathe out of her mouth as she moved closer to Rainbow. Twilight rolled her eyes at the sight of it all.

Rainbow had actually made herself look nice for the evening. Her mane was brushed, her eye shadow was a bit darker, and she had definitely made sure that her eye lashes were presentable. It was their first official date afterall. A rather odd series of events took place and Twilight still wondered how she ever agreed to date one of her best friends. She wasn't previously attracted to mares, and she was uncertain if she was even attracted to Rainbow especially now with her in her current state.

Dash was in the same frame of mind. Equestria was very open sexually and while she didn't initially have an attraction to one of her best friends, she wasn't closed off to the proposition. But all of this was before she lied about drinking bovine milk before. She had never felt this kind of pain before. Her bowels felt like they were on fire. She knew she had to relieve some pressure, but couldn't do it with Twilight hovering above her.

"You lied about the milk, didn't you?" Twilight asked in an accusatory tone.

A pained, "Uh-huh," was Dash's reply.

"Rainbow, I thought you were going to take this seriously. It doesn't make sense that you would lie about something so stupid," Twilight's voice was more disappointed than angry.

Dash shook in pain and spoke, "Sorry. But you seemed so excited about tonight's dinner and it looked like you slaved over this amazing meal all day. I didn't want it to go to waste. And I'm awesome. How was I supposed to know that a glass of milk could do this to me?" It took her almost three whole minutes to mutter those few sentences.

"Ugh. It smells awful in here," Twilight accidentally said aloud.

"Sorry," said a very embarrassed Rainbow Dash.

"It's okay. Your heart was in the right place. I just hoped that you could have tried my-OH NO! My flan!" Twilight rushed off and quickly slammed a glass casing on top of the dessert.

Rainbow rotated slowly on the floor so she can see what Twilight was doing.

"Twilight?"

"I wanted the flan to breathe a bit before we ate it, but I definitely didn't want to let it breathe...THAT!" Twilight answered.

Rainbow Dash blushed with embarrassment and lifted her front hooves to cover her face, "This night is ruined."

Twilight quickly looked around her room, "Maybe I have something that can help your lactose intolerance?"

Rainbow Dash again blushed with embarrassment. She looked over at her saddlebag. She knew there was something in the bag that could help her, but she was mortified as to what Twilight would think. Another sharp pain in her abdomen caused her to yelp in pain and unwillingly release some pressure. She sighed. She couldn't fly in this condition and she definitely didn't want to spend this first night together doubled over in pain on Twilight's dining room floor, making a flan taste terrible.

"Twilight... I... I have something in my saddle bag," Rainbow moaned.

Twilight growls in frustration as she walks back into the dining room, "Why didn't you tell me soo-Oh wow it smells awful in here. Uh...Sorry. I know you are already embarrassed enough as it is, but wow. Put a cork in it." She fanned her hoof in front of her face as she trotted past Rainbow. She tried to make light of the situation, "Keep that up and I will start calling you the Smelliest Pegasus in Equestria."

Rainbow Dash laughed a bit through her gritted teeth. Her laughter shook her gut a little too much and a high pitched squeak puffed out from her behind. The room again filled with her retched air. She wagged her tail to fan the smell away from her. "Make me laugh again and I will make sure I fan it your way next time," Rainbow jokingly threatened her friend.

Twilight was busy digging through her friend's saddle bag. She sat down in frustration and used her magic to levitate everything out of her bag. Most of what she kept in her bag wasn't really anything to keep note. The first object to catch Twilight's eye was the first Daring Do book she gave to Rainbow. It had definitely seen better days. The spine was worn out and several pages were folded. It was obvious that Rainbow had read the book dozens of times. Two Wonderbolt pins were in her bag. Some tattered parchment. A broken quill. Sexual lubricant.

Twilight shot a look over at Rainbow Dash.

"What? A mare can't be too prepared," Rainbow said while she rolled over so that she couldn't watch Twilight go through her bag. She covered her muzzle in extreme embarrassment again.

Rainbow heard an excited gasp and a quick stomping of hooves as Twilight ran to the kitchen. Rainbow heard Twilight turn on the tap and pour a flagon of water. Rainbow closed her eyes and wondered how she was going to talk her friend into doing what she needed to do for her. Soon enough she heard Twilight's hooffalls get close to her head. She opened her eyes and sure enough Twilight was standing over her again.

"Okay. Well, I think I found it. No thanks to you," Twilight stated in a soft tone with a smile on her face as she placed the flagon of water and a large pill in front of Rainbow.

Rainbow Dash grabbed the water and quickly drank the whole flagon in a few quick gulps.

"Wait! Rainbow! You were supposed to use that to take your pill," Twilight protested.

Twilight looked down at her friend, who's face was now a beet red. Her friend muttered something.

"What was that?" Twilight asked.

Rainbow muttered again.

"I can't hear you..."

Rainbow rolled away from Twilight, "It's a suppository."

Twilight's mouth hung wide open until a loud bellow of gas erupted from her friend's butt. In response Twilight promptly closed her mouth until questions started to pour into her mind.

"That doesn't make any sense. They don't make any pills like that for adults because we are unable to insert them ourselves. Did it come with some sort of device that you could use to get it inside?" Twilight asked. She was hoping that her friend wasn't going to suggest what she thought she was going to suggest.

Rainbow was now able to communicate a bit better after the few expulsions of gas, but she felt a lot more was on its way. She eventually answered Twilight's inquiry, "Yeah, It came with something that looks like a back scratcher, but I never used that."

"Used? So you have taken one of these pills before?" Twilight asked.

"Ten," was Rainbow's answer.

"TEN?! And not once did you use the device that came with them?" Twilight was genuinely confused.

Rainbow rolled onto her back and looked straight up. Her complexion was still reddened with embarrassment, "Well...I have the Stallion 540 at home. I...use that. I put a pill on the tip-"

Twilight giggled, "You can't be serious."

Rainbow turned her head over to look at her friend, "Oh I am serious. I lather it up with lubricant and I stand over it and...slowly...sit...down."

Twilight was unable to keep a straight face. She started laughing hard.

The pegasus purposefully pushed a loud blast of hot air out of her anus and used her tail to fan the smell in Twilight's direction, "Don't laugh at me when I am armed."

Twilight quickly spread her wings and fanned the stench back to Rainbow who was too busy laughing to notice.

"Stop being nasty, Rainbow," Twilight folded her wings back to her side, "I was actually kind of interested in how you administered your medicine..." It was now Twilight's turn to feel embarrassed.

"Really?" Rainbow's wings shot straight out to her sides with a audible, "pomf."

The princess sighed, "Could you please tell me more? I thought that model was too big for anal insertion."

"What?! You know about the different models?" gasped Rainbow.

"Of course. I am a mare just like you. I have needs as well. Though I never had the courage to ever purchase one. I mean, what if somepony saw me?!" Twilight quietly replied. Shocked that she could ever say such words to a friend.

Rainbow Dash thought for a moment, "Please let me tell the story with no interruptions or else I will lose my train of thought."

The alicorn nodded her head slowly and sat down next to her friend.

The pegasus quietly released a very airy expulsion of gas and fanned it away from them both, "Sorry. I don't want my butt to interrupt the story either. If I tell you about this, you promise to administer the medicine...right?"

Twilight smiled but still felt a bit disgusted by the proposition, "If I like what I hear...I can use my magic. Yes."

Rainbow Dash thought for a bit, "Remember the last time Flim and Flam stopped by? The time they had the miracle tonic?"

Twilight nodded.

"Well, that wasn't the only thing they were selling."

Twilight frowned.

"I know, I know. Never trust a snake oil salespony, especially those two. But I heard that Applejack had endorsed their new cure all elixir and I had massive gas pains due to trying out some veggie tacos from a roadside vendor. I thought that I could spend a few bits and get some relief. I couldn't just fly up in the clouds and let it rip for an hour like normal, I had to be somewhere. Well I went to Flim and Flam for help. Now that I think about it, Flam was really into me being gassy. He was asking me a bunch of questions about my gas. I didn't think much about it, but now, I think he is one of those ponies who is turned on by that sort of thing."

"Gross," said Twilight.

Rainbow shrugged, "Heh, I have sat on a face or two and made them smell the rainbow factory. I gotta admit. A stallion who is into that really goes down hard on you after you let one or twenty fly in his face."

Twilight knew she shouldn't be so shocked that her friend was so sexually advantageous, but knowing that she had done something so gross to a stallion was still a shock.

Rainbow laughed and continued, "It gives you a real sense of empowerment having a stallion's face lodged in your backside. Nowhere to run as you lean forward so he can see what is about to happen. Then you release a decent sized fart and immediately sit back down on his muzzle so you know your fart is the only thing he can breathe. You sit there and watch as he starts to kick and thrash under you. I loved to lean forward again so they would instinctively start gulping down large quantities of air, just so I can release another fart to gulp down and I would sit right back and relax as they flail around beneath me. What do I care? They said they wanted to try it. Heh. Didn't seem like any of them ever wanted to try it again. It's not really my kink, but it is fun to humiliate a stallion every once in awhile."

She moaned a bit as the gas inside her started to build again, "So yeah Flam was asking me a lot about what my body was doing. They then told me that they could sell me a vial of elixir for only a few bits or they could sell me a single pill that would give me thirty days of gas relief for only twenty bits. I didn't want to pass up that offer. I could eat whatever I want and not have to worry about the gassy consequences?! Sign me up! They sold me a year's supply of the stuff right then and there. I had to race up to my house to get enough bits to cover it all."

Twilight still couldn't get over what Rainbow had just told her. She couldn't think of a single time Rainbow had ever passed wind near her once before today and here she was talking about doing it right on some random stallion's face. She giggled quietly as she thought about how the smell must have stained the fur on that stallion's muzzle.

Rainbow smiled when she noticed that Twilight was actually having fun listening to her talk about her gross stories and she continued, "So I quickly raced up to my home. I needed to get this pill in me so I could be only five minutes late to the aqua-aerobics event. I slammed the door behind me and ran up to my room. I opened the tray and took the pill into my hoof. I put the pill onto the tip of the cane-looking thing, but I saw the toy out of the corner of my eye. I briefly thought about putting the pill on the tip of the toy and the thought instantly made me wet. I took the pill off the cane and tossed the cane away. I grabbed my lube and covered it, tip to balls. I had tried to sit on the Stallion 540 before, but like you said, it isn't built for anal insertion. Well, I was too turned on to be dissuaded this time. I pushed the lubed up dildo into the middle of my room and placed the pill right on the tip. I was so nervous, my knees were shaking as I stood above the dildo. I slowly bent my knees until I felt the pill touch my hole."

She gulped as she played that afternoon's events in her head, "I sat down even slower. I thought my butthole was much too small for the head. But my hole slowly spread open, welcoming in the pill and after a few pain filled moments, welcomed the head of the dildo. I stood there for a moment, thinking about what I had achieved and I carefully slid down a bit lower, feeling the cock spread me open on the inside. But it could only go so deep. At that point, I just slowly lowered and raised my self onto the fat dildo until I accidentally rose too high and it came out with a loud pop. The pill was locked behind my butthole, I could feel it inside me. I was too aroused by the thought of being able to fit the dildo in my tiniest of holes so I used the dildo to stimulate the inside of my marehood. I couldn't tell you how many times I came that afternoon. It was just a day of passion for me. I never did make it to that aqua-aerobics event."

Twilight sat there in silence for a few more moments. Her own marehood was moist about the thought of Rainbow's day of passion. A lot of her wished that she could have witnessed that event. Rainbow slowly stood up on her hooves, but moaned in pain as her stomach felt like it did another front flip. A huge amount of pressure was pushing at her anus, but she kept it clenched tight. It was a losing battle though. She knew she wasn't going to hold her gas in for much longer.

The sound of Twilight's levitation spell broke the silence. Rainbow looked back at her friend with disbelief in her eyes when she noticed the pill floating in the air behind her. "I-what?! You are actually going to do it?" Her heart leapt into her throat. But her conscience started to win over her arousal. Part of Rainbow wanted to tell Twilight what was in the pill. What she had discovered long ago. But she couldn't. Her goal was to get this pill in her so she can get her relief and they can continue their night with no more interruptions and try to salvage what she could. She knew that if Twilight found out what was contained in the pill, what ingredient was able to settle a the turbulent stomach of a pegasus, the night would be forever ruined. Forget trying to have a romance with Twilight, this could be something that could end their friendship.

Twilight sighed. She also had the same goal in mind. The sooner her friend felt better, the sooner they could salvage this evening.

"You know, this is more of a third year of a relationship kind of request? You know. Living together. Leaving the bathroom door open kind of relationship," Twilight hesitated.

"Good thing we have known each other for over three years then, right?" Rainbow's stomach lurched again. Her anus pulsated as she tried to hold in her disgusting wind, she quickly turned her whole body to make sure Twilight wouldn't see it.

"You know that isn't what I mean. If I do this...you will owe me, big time," warned Twilight.

Rainbow could feel a small bit of gas make a break for it, but she quickly clenched before more could leak out. She sighed as she felt the gas subside a bit within her colon and then responded, "I get it. I am asking for a huge, disgusting favor. I owe you big time. I couldn't agree more. But may I please tell you about the severity of the situation?"

Twilight's ears perked up, "What are you talking about?"

"Well, like I said earlier, these things are good for thirty days. Today is the twenty-ninth day since I took the last one. I thought I had several more hours to go until I needed to take another one, but I guess the medicine doesn't work well on its last day and that milk tore up my insides. You don't have to mark your calendar or count to thirty. When the last day comes, your body will let you know that it has been completely digested. The medicine must just keep your gas in your stomach because once it is fully digested, you release the longest and loudest fart that you could have ever produced naturally. My ears were actually ringing after the first time. It's just a gargantuan trumpet to let you know it is time to insert another one," Rainbow Dash explained.

"No, it wouldn't keep your gas in your stomach because you would be feeling gas pains all month. I think the proces-wait. Are you telling me what I think you are telling me?" Twilight asked, fearing the answer.

Rainbow nodded, "Yeah, that's why I really suggest that we get that thing inside me as soon as equinely possibly."

"This is just so hard to swallow," Twilight muttered.

"That's why it's a suppository," Rainbow could barely say before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

Twilight rolled her eyes and gave Rainbow a feigned look of frustration as she was trying to hold back her own laughter, "Well, turn around, let's get this over with."

Rainbow jumped with excitement. She couldn't believe that she had talked her friend into doing something so nasty for her. Though Twilight didn't know the half of it. Rainbow happily spun one hundred and eighty degrees and lifted her tail in the air.

Twilight realized this was the first time she had ever really looked at her friend's backside for so long. She had risked glances every now and then. It was perfectly natural. She actually knew what all of her friend's privates looked like. She was fascinated with how different each one was and even had some sketches tucked away in her laboratory somewhere. But this was the first, real, first hoof experience with a friend and potential lover presenting herself to her. Twilight realized her mouth was dry and took a big gulp as she took a step closer. She noticed fine details on Rainbow's backside, but was distracted by Rainbow's exceedingly wet marehood glistening in the candlelight. She would have risked licking it if it weren't for Rainbow's pulsating anus reminding Twilight what she was doing.

A huge smile spread across Rainbow's muzzle.

The princess took another step towards Rainbow and watched in stunned silence as Rainbow showed her a large vulvar wink. She held the wink out for a few seconds and then pulled it back in. Twilight shivered hard as she replayed it over and over in her head.

"Why would you tease me like that?" Twilight asked in frustration.

"What? Did you like what you saw?" Rainbow winked again.

"To be honest...yes. I liked it a lot, but it is ruined by what I am holding in my levitation spell..." replied a grumpy Twilight. She looked over the packaging and noted the, "FOR PEGASUS USE ONLY!" warning. She opened the package which let out a short, high-pitched, whistle.

"Huh...vacuum sealed?" Twilight pondered.

Rainbow Dash tilted her head, "I dunno." Another large gurgle from Rainbow's abdomen brought Twilight back to the situation at hoof. She shook off her uneasiness with this situation, again determined to save this night."

Twilight grimaced as she hovered the pill over to Rainbow Dash's awaiting pucker. The cold pill lightly touched the sensitive skin on her anus and it recoiled a bit. Twilight forced the pill slightly harder against her friend's soft but supple ring and it opened slightly to welcome in the pill.

"Uh oh," muttered Rainbow Dash.

Her anus opened up larger than the pill itself and released a torrent of putrid gas. Twilight couldn't believe how loud it was, but she was right in the blast radius. She was quick to cover her muzzle with her hoof while keeping the pill firmly in place. She was amazed when she realized she could actually feel the wind of Rainbow's flatus blow softly against her fur even though she was standing about a meter away. The musty smell filled the room and while it was still very unpleasant it didn't smell nearly as bad as her lactose intolerant gas. The singular expulsion of foul wind lasted for several seconds before ending with a high pitched squeak.

Through slightly labored breathing, Rainbow gasped, "Excuse me."

Twilight moves quickly and punches Rainbow hard in her left buttcheek.

"Ow!" Rainbow shouted in pain.

"I am not one of your stallions that begs you to humiliate them. You will never expel flatulence like that in front of me ever again. Especially while aiming right at me!" Twilight shouted.

"It was just a fart," Rainbow quietly retorted.

Twilight glared at her as the pegasus returned a sheepish grin.

"Ugh. I can't stay mad at that muzzle for more than half a minute. Seriously though. Something like that shouldn't be equinely possible. I am certain that if I had you hooked up to a machine that collected all of that excretion of air, it might have had a volume of possibly 70 kilos." Twilight muttered, ashamed that she was genuinely impressed.

Rainbow wondered if that was a lot, but was to afraid to ask. It was one of the hurdles of dating a pony as smart as Twilight. She knew she was going to feel stupid a lot of the time, but hoped that Twilight was understanding.

Twilight sensed her friend's uneasiness and answered her inquisitive look as simply as possible, "The volume of that flatus was close to that of a full grown pony."

Rainbow's mood instantly changed from confused to accomplished. Without thinking, she asked, "Do you think there is an Equestria Record for that?"

Twilight rolled her eyes and laughed at her friend, "No. I don-do you hear that?"

For the past several moments since Rainbow's last expulsion of gas Twilight was hearing a high-pitched noise. She thought the cause was the suddenly loud noise Rainbow produced, but in moving her ears around the room she realized there was an actual source of the noise. She followed the noise with her eyes until she saw something she wasn't prepared to process mentally. The next noise she heard was her own screaming.

Chapter 2 of 4

Twilight started screaming when she saw the source of the high pitched noise. She quickly moved the pill away from Rainbow Dash's butt and Rainbow quickly turned around to face her friend.

"Whoa whoa whoa, Twilight. It's okay. Everything is Oooookaaaay," Rainbow whispered to Twilight while moving towards her. She reached forward and pulled Twilight into an embrace and Twilight stopped screaming.

After several moments of standing there in silence, Twilight softly pushed Rainbow back. She had to tell her. She didn't know how her friend would respond, but she had to do the right thing and tell her what she just discovered about Rainbow's pill.

She took in a deep breath and looked deeply into Rainbow's eyes, "Your pill. The one you use to relieve your gas. It isn't a various string of complicated words most ponies can't pronounce with a multitude of active and inactive ingredients. There is only one ingredient."

Rainbow Dash had known for quite some time what was in the pills. She had accidentally broken one open during a vigorous ride on the Stallion 540. She was hoping that this one didn't break open because she didn't want Twilight to find out what was in the pills. She watched Twilight closely as the pill was brought between them. Rainbow's eyes focused on the pill. It actually looked like half the pill was melted away. Inside was a tiny, mosly hairless, creature cowering in the bottom half of the pill. She noticed that the creature was mostly clothed which was not always the case.

Twilight looked down at the creature and back at Rainbow. She quietly asked, "Do you know what this is?"

Rainbow actually didn't really know what it was, she just knew it felt fantastic to have one trapped in her colon, locked away from any hope of release behind her puffy anus. She shook her head slowly.

The princess sighed, "This creature is known as a homo-sapien or human. I lived with their kind very briefly. Remember the stories I told you?"

Dash thought back when Twilight went through the mirror and wondered if any of the people Twilight told her about were now gone forever because they were unlucky enough to be put in one of the pills. She couldn't lie to herself, she could feel her marehood moisten. She did love the absolute power of being able to shove a defenseless creature into her foulest of holes. The power had gone straight to her head and the mere thought that they were the same creatures that Twilight had known turned her on even more.

"These beings are almost as smart as ponies," Twilight continued.

Rainbow's vaginal lips became even wetter as she thought about how these tiny creatures not only were defenseless but also completely understood what was happening to them and were absolutely powerless to stop them. Twilight had also told her friends about how the homo-sapien culture was vehemently opposed to inter-species relationships which turned Dash on even more. She couldn't stop thinking about shoving that human in front of her into her butt and then getting Twilight to lick her extremely wet pussy, but she had to talk Twilight into doing it, which was going to be nearly impossible. She felt opportunity churn in her stomach as the milk stirred up more gas within her.

"Well, I accept that, but I bought a product and I think I should be able to use it..." Rainbow started.

Twilight gasped at her friend's statement and quickly replied, "This is a living creature!"

"So?! I-" Rainbow tried to continue.

"So?! SO?! Twilight couldn't believe what she just heard.

Rainbow quickly jumped in, "Look. I fly around a lot. I have swallowed a parasprite before. I have even swallowed a breezie on accident. Breezies are almost as smart as ponies right?"

Twilight didn't like to admit it so she spat out a, "Yes," and quickly followed up with a, "But if you swallowed a breezie, you were supposed to go to triage."

"I know, but I was busy directing the wind. Speaking of wind, you think milk gives me gas? I must be breezie intolerant," Rainbow half joked. In fact, that was a pretty painful night and digesting even such a small creature did cause her to pass gas for several hours.

"Well, everything you eat becomes nothing but gas," replied Twilight.

Pegasus digestion was a marvel, even in Equestria. Due to the need to never being weighted down, everything a pegasus pony consumed would be turned into helium gas. There was sort of a racist joke that still went around. How do you know a pegasus is in the room? Just wait a second and you will hear the whistle. Unicorn gas was more refined. Most of the time they were silent and would only ever smell if they were close to needing to defecate. For millennia unicorns have used this knowledge to fart whenever they wanted without anypony else being the wiser. Earth ponies on the other hoof were very vulgar with their flatulence. They never tried to hold it in and it always smelled awful. Some earth ponies would try to push it out as hard a possible to get the deepest and bassiest fart they could muster. It was almost like a game for them. And this was for the males and females alike. Some females, especially Applejack, could give full grown stallions a run for their money.

"Heh, butt gas," giggled Rainbow.

"This is not a laughing matter, Rainbow! You have been turning these humans into nothing but puffs of flatus. These are living creatures with lives and families. And you just blow them into non-existence!" Twilight was trying her hardest not to laugh. Ethically what Rainbow Dash was doing was wrong, but it was kind of funny she had to admit.

"I guess I view smaller forms of life differently than you, Twi..." Rainbow looked down and twisted her hoof on the ground.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked with genuine curiosity.

"Well, having a Griffon as a friend when you are young really opens your eyes to the possibility of eating non-vegetarian food," Rainbow was actually a little embarrassed by this. It was still a bit of a taboo for a pony to eat meat. Her stomach churned again. The milk was getting ready to release vengeance on her digestion, "Twi, time is of the essence. I need him inside me. That milk is still doing a number on me."

"I will not force this human into your foul colon!" the princess reinstated with authority in her voice but a wide smile on her face.

Twilight backed up and moved the human away from the pegasus. Rainbow lowered her front legs and head to the ground and raised her butt high in the air. She shook it left and right and then pounced at Twilight who was waiting for it. The unicorn used her magic to teleport herself to the other side of the room and Rainbow got nothing but teleportation residue.

Rainbow quickly spun around and found Twilight's new position in the room. Twilight stuck her tongue out at her.

"Oh it is on!" Rainbow charged towards Twilight and leapt into the air. Shockingly enough, Twilight did not teleport away this time and, instead, caught Rainbow Dash. They tumbled onto the ground and rolled around. They were playfully fighting to get on top of one another. After a few moments of back and forth, Twilight had Rainbow pinned on her back, straddling her abdomen.

Twilight whipped her mane back behind her head and looked down at Rainbow, "Looks like I finally got some of that Earth Pony strength working for me."

Rainbow smirked and released a slow, hot stream of wind out of her swollen pucker. The smell hit Twilight hard and she fell off of Rainbow, who quickly used this opportunity to roll Twilight onto her back and pinned her down with Twilight's face buried in her backside. Twilight squirmed underneath Rainbow's foul rump.

"Assaulting a Princess is a mandatory ten year stint in the Canterlot dungeons!" While her face was buried deep in Rainbow's nether regions, Twilight's muffled voice was very clear.

Rainbow giggled and replied, "Yeah, I sure have committed, ASS-sault. Possibly with a deadly weapon."

Twilight sighed underneath the pegasus' behind. Rainbow found herself being levitated off of Twilight's muzzle.

"Aww, I thought we were finally having some fun," she was really disappointed.

The princess slowly got to her hooves and then sat on her haunches. She lowered Rainbow softly on to the ground. The pegasus quickly trotted back over to her friend and sat down.

"What's wrong?" Rainbow asked Twilight.

She used her magic to levitate the man back between them and Twilight replied, "You joked that your butt is a deadly weapon. To him, that isn't a joke. Your butt will be the last thing he sees before his disgustingly absurd death."

Rainbow's clit throbbed against the hard floor. She opened her mouth to speak but Twilight spoke first.

"Could you please empathize with him? How would you feel if you were being shoved up a dragon's rump?"

Rainbow looked at the tiny human, still cowering in the remaining part of the pill. She looked into Twilight's eyes, "Why don't you empathize with the dragon? I think if a pony is dumb enough to be captured by a slow dragon, that dragon has every right to use that pony anyway it seems fit."

"So, if a dragon was shoving you up its-"

"Oh I would be pissed. And you are damn sure that I would be doing all I can to get out. But if I were the dragon? Oh yeah, that pony is definitely going in the backdoor. At least for a little bit. I don't think ponies work the same way these humans do," Rainbow quickly blurted out.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked, knowing full well that her friend acted like she had no idea what was in the pill.

Rainbow thought back to the first pill that broke open on the tip of her Stallion 540 and how she only hesitated for a second before sitting back down on him. Her clit throbbed against the floor again. She had completely forgotten that she feigned ignorance about humans in the pills, "Yeah, it takes about 20 minutes, but you can feel them crawling all the way up inside you until they end up into your stomach. I don't think a pony would be stupid enough to do the same thing."

"So you did know what was in the pills?!"

"I-uh-not the whole time!"

"When did you find out?"

Rainbow felt that the only way out of the lie was to tell the truth, "I found out when I tried to use the third pill."

"Thir-third?!" Twilight was, again, stunned, "You have knowingly shoved 8, almost 9, humans into your digestive tract?!"

Rainbow nodded.

Twilight looked at the human in the pill, "No wonder this isn't a big deal for you. It is just another month, another human to enjoy. Do you use your dildo to insert them all?"

"Mostly," Rainbow answered, but a devious smirk spread across her face, "But there was this one time that I kept throwing a human into the air and tried to catch her in my butt on her way down."

"Did-did you?" Twilight stuttered.

"Eventually. Though her bottom half was still stuck on the outside of my butthole so I had to sit down on a cloud to get her the rest of the way in," answered the pegasus with her mind drifting back to that moment. Rainbow's mind quickly snapped back to the present as she saw the human out of the corner of her eye. He was standing up, looking right at her with inquisitive eyes. She turned her head to look down at him. As small as he was, Rainbow noticed an almost microscopic bulge in the man's pants.

"Twilight?" Rainbow quietly tried to change the subject back to the matter at hoof.

Twilight followed Rainbow's gaze down to the tiny human, "Yes, Rainbow?"

"Can you use your magic to take off his clothes?"

Twilight thought it was an odd request but didn't see how it would hurt. She used her magic to slide down his pants and then his boxer briefs. He fought back against the magic, even though it was futile. It was hard to see, but Rainbow definitely recognized it. The human looked up and gasped at the massive eye looking at him and he quickly cupped his member in his hands.

"Twilight, this human is as hard as a stud on a sex parade. I think he understands us and I think he likes it," Rainbow theorized.

The princess smiled at her friend's pathetic attempt, "Rainbow. Humans do not speak equine and just because he is aroused, it doesn't mean he is looking forward to his potential final destination. I read a few sexual education books in their world and human males will get aroused for seemingly no reason. Sometimes in stressful situations they will get erect without any sexual stimuli. Watch. I will put him in mortal peril and after it is said and done, chances are that he will still be erect."

Curious, Rainbow closely watched her friend lift the human out of the pill and place him on her awaiting hoof. She shook her mane again as she lifted her hoof into the air and followed it with her muzzle. Once her outstretched hoof was positioned right above her face, Twilight opened her muzzle wide and slowly turned her hoof towards her gaping maw. The human looked off the edge of her hoof and down into certain death below. He started screaming as he ran up the slant of Twilight's hoof. To admit, she laughed as she watched his fleeting attempt to save himself. Soon enough, the human was completely dangling from Twilight's hoof. Hanging precariously above her open maw. The human slipped from the small fur he was holding onto and fell onto Twilight's awaiting tongue and she snapped her muzzle shut.

A large puddle of vaginal juices started to form under Rainbow as she watched her friend trap a human into her mouth. Twilight would open her mouth briefly to show her pushing the human side to side with her tongue and then shut it again. Every time her mouth opened, they could both hear his screams. Rainbow took her chance and open-mouth kissed Twilight. There was a brief moment of shock and then Twilight pushed her tongue into Rainbow's mouth, human and all. The pegasus didn't want to be too greedy so she snaked her tongue back into Twilight's mouth, taking the human back with it. They passionately moved the human back and forth during their extended kiss until Twilight finally pulled away. Rainbow opened her maw and a very warn out human was nearly passed out on the tip of her tongue.

Twilight levitated the human off of Rainbow's tongue, "See? He could have died during that and he is more erect than ever."

Rainbow stuck her tongue out and licked the tiny human, "I always forget how salty they can be. Also, he wasn't in any really danger unless one of us swallowed him."

"Even if that was true, he wouldn't know that," Twilight briefly explained.

The pegasus smiled as she chomped at the human and pulled slightly away from Twilight. The princess looked at Rainbow's mouth and could only see two arms protruding from her front teeth. Rainbow sucked the whole human into her mouth and started chomping on his body as if the human were gum. She smacked her mouth loudly as she chewed. Twilight was completely frozen in shock, but quickly came to her senses and put Rainbow's muzzle in stasis using her levitation spell. She pulled the human out of Rainbow's maw and marveled at the fact that he was still in one piece and, other than a few teeth marks, no worse for ware. Twilight released Rainbow's muzzle and she finished chomping with an audible snap as her teeth collided without a human to buffer.

"Ow. I could have chipped a tooth!" Rainbow pushed Twilight and then batted the human out of the air and hard to the ground, "These humans are nearly indestructible!" Rainbow stomped her hoof down on top of him right when he hit the ground. She put all of her weight on that hoof and twisted it against the floor. Grinding the human against the hard ground. Rainbow laughed, "Oh he is so fortunate that I went to the farrier earlier today." She lifted her hoof off the human and while he was definitely looking beat up, we was still in good health.

Twilight rose the human back between them and looked at him with wonder, "I have to wonder if pegasus stomach acid is the only thing that can hurt him."

Rainbow shrugged, "Seems so. Though you have first hoof experience how massive the fart can be when I finish digesting them." Her stomach gurgled loudly. She still had a lot of painful gas within her but she was trying to ignore it, "Ugh. Look, we can argue about this all night as I completely stink up the entire castle, or you let me use that human as he is intended so I can be relieved of this gas. I would like to fly up to a cloud and release this pressure but I can't fly right now."

"Even if you could fly, you would just go home and stick a different human on your toy and shove him up your ass," Twilight muttered.

"Bingo."

"So no matter what..."

"I am getting a human inside me."

Twilight looked down at the tiny human and sighed when she decided his fate.

Chapter 4 of 4 [POV/Epilogue]

The paper on your desk is covered in poorly drawn scribbles. It is your last day of being a high school student. You look up at the clock and painfully watch as the seconds pass by. Only five more minutes to freedom. Your mobile phone rumbles in your pocket. Since it is your last day at Canterlot High, you dare to take it out and look at the message.

"Doctor's Appointment - 3:45PM! Snooze or Cancel Alarm," displays on the high definition screen.

"Dammit," you mutter under your breath. You can't believe that you forgot that you had a doctor's appointment right after school lets out. Your phone shows a myriad of social media posts about all of your other friends getting half-days. At least it was a Wednesday, so you still only had half a week of class. Even though these past three days have been nothing but waiting for the clock to strike 3:15.

You slide your phone back into your pocket and look back down at your scribbles and muster a quiet chuckle. While you weren't renown for your artistic abilities, you could draw a mean circle. The pen in your hand is hot as you realize you have been squeezing it tight for several minutes.

The digital class bell rings loudly and obnoxiously. Everybody gets up around you as you reach for your bag. A small grunt of exertion forces its way out of your mouth as you lift your still heavy backpack and sling it over your shoulder. The math teacher smiles as the last class is let out for the summer. He wishes all of his students good luck on their future endeavors. You return a gentle smile and a nod. Everybody knew you wouldn't amount to much. You would probably get a decent job in an office building somewhere after obtaining an associates degree from the local community college.

After a few minutes of pushing and shoving, you finally make it out of the school's main entrance. You try to take in a deep breath of air but the thick late spring weather had different plans. The humidity is caught in your throat and you instantly begin to sweat in the sweltering heat. You lived in a city, nothing as large as Canterlot or New Mare-ay, but big enough to have a decent sized graduating class. You look back at the people all hugging and congratulating each other and making plans for some huge party at the jock's house.

This high school had been your second home for almost four years, but all of your friends were people you met online with social sites. To the people in your school, you were a quiet misfit, but to your actual friends you were something completely different. The phone in your pocket vibrates again, reminding you of your appointment. You wipe the sweat off your brow and walk towards the end of the two lane street that led to the cul-du-sac of your school's entrance. When you get to the end of the road, you turn right.

The reason for the doctor's appointment didn't seem so serious, but any extra time you had to be away from your computer was always an inconvenience. Your speed picks up as you start to jog in the direction of the doctor's office, backpack bouncing up and down as you move. You were still perturbed that you were being forced to go to the appointment, your scrotum had just been a bit sore for the past two weeks. Another chuckle as you think to yourself, "Heh, probably just masturbating too much." But it did get sore enough to where you had to tell your family. Your mother ordered you to schedule an appointment as soon as possible. Your family's regular general practitioner was booked for the next month so you were forced to find a new one. Luckily it was in walking distance of the school.

Your pace slows down a bit as you can see the strip center a mile down and on the left side of the street. The main road was too busy to cross where you were, so you decide to walk up to the light. As you walk down the street you pass the edge of your school's property and step on to the property of the local horse farm. Your little sister loved looking at the, "horsies," but you couldn't stand them. Getting bucked off one when you were six years old and kicked in the chest by another when you were twelve may have soured you on that particular animal. Four broken ribs could do that to anybody.

A jet-stream of liquid slapping the ground interrupts your thoughts and you turn to see a mare urinating over the fence as you walk by. You quickly jump out of the way and dry heave at the smell.

"Fucking cunt!" you scream at the animal. She just stands there, rump and ears still pointing in your direction. The mare whinnied and you shout, "Yeah yeah yeah, laugh it up. Disgusting creatures."

You check your legs and see wet spots on the bottom of your dress slacks and grumble out a frustrated string of obscenities, hoping that the urine will dry off before you reach your destination. As you continue on your path along the farm you see more horses further away from the fence doing equally disgusting things. Your body shudders as you try to keep your mind off of it.

After what feels like an hour, you finally reach the intersection. You press the crosswalk button and you yank your hand away in surprised pain. The button is extremely hot after being in the sun for most of the day. You hear the sound of hooves nearby and you turn to come face to face with a brown stallion with a patch of white fur in the middle of his muzzle. His body is on one side of the fence, but his neck and head are stretching over the fence towards you. He whinnies.

"Shut up!" you respond angrily.

The stallion turns his butt towards you and slowly lifts his tail. You frantically mash the crosswalk sign, the hot metal burning your skin. Finally the crosswalk symbol changes and you sprint away from whatever the stallion was preparing to do. You were not going to look back. Your feet reach the other side of the eight lane main road and you try to catch your breath. Looking forward, you finally see your destination and rush to the door. It is easy enough to pull open and you are met with the sound of a ringing bell over your head.

The young receptionist calls you in, "Welcome! Do you have an appointment?"

Nodding you answer, "Yeah, I have one at-uh 3:45, I believe."

She pulls out an appointment book and scrolls through the day's appointments. You walk over to the desk and the door clangs shut and the bell rings again. She clicks her mouth as she looks for the appointment. Her blouse was open just wide enough to where you can stare into her cleavage. Your cock throbs slightly as you imagine yourself licking her young, supple breasts. She looks up and catches you staring.

"Yes, please fill out this form. And next time, don't make it so obvious," she smiled at you, but in a way to tell you, "Not even in your dreams."

Your face turns red as you grab the clipboard and pen. Only a few seats remain and you sit down and start filling out the medical history form. While you are filling out forms and trying to find your insurance ID card you are too distracted to notice that over the course of twenty minutes, the entire lobby was empty. This seems normal to you of course, but you were too busy to actually watch how nobody actually came back from seeing the doctors. Your aching hand finally has relief as you sign your name and date the last part of the paperwork. The receptionist notices your elation and waves you over.

"I'll take that from you," she says with an upbeat tone.

The seat creaks as you stand up. You slide your backpack off and place it on your seat. The receptionist smiles as you walk over her. She reaches out for the clipboard and starts to review your medical history. While in deep thought over your paperwork, you sneak another peak at her round supple breasts. Your cock throbs in your pants as it grows partially erect.

"You like the view?" She asked without looking up.

"I-uh, I-no! I mean-I wasn't," you stutter, trying to find the words.

She smiles up at you, "Based on your type, I think I know which doctor would be right for you. Down the hall first door on the right."

Your mouth opens, but no words come out. Your mouth slowly closes. You quietly nod your head and walk away cursing at yourself. The hallway in front of you was very short. A single public bathroom with its door wide open was on the other end of the hall. On your left you see a door with the word, "Oral," in simple typeface on a cheap wooden plaque. On your right is the door that you are scheduled to enter. The plaque on this door reads, "Supposi."

"Doctors Oral and Supposi?" you wonder aloud. The names weren't familiar, but this was definitely the place on the GPS. The door opens wide with just a small push. The movement causes the light in the room to automatically turn on, revealing a normal room that you would expect in a doctor's office. Stepping inside, you see a small metal stool next to the bed and sit down.

After a few moments, a doctor walks into the room.

"Good afternoon, young man, I am Doctor Flam," the doctor says in a chipper tone.

"Hello, Doctor...Flam, was it? I thought the door..."

"Don't mind the door, old chum," he shuts the door behind him, "It's closed! So you don't have to worry about it anymore. So what is the issue?"

Timidly, you answer, "My scrotum has been sore for the past couple of weeks."

The doctor pulls out a notepad and starts writing, he probes you for more information, "Do you have any STI's that you are aware of?"

"I-no. That's impossible. I am a virgin," you reply.

"You can be a virgin and still have STIs. Mmmhmm. So I don't need to ask you about your previous sexual partners..." Doctor Flam trails off.

"Look, I was reading online and I read about this condition-"

"Oh you don't need to worry about that!" Doctor Flam replies.

"I dunno. It sounded like I could lose a testicle if I don't have surgery," you say with urgency in your voice.

The doctor lays his hands on your shoulders and calmly states, "You do not have to worry about that."

"How do you know?" you shout in anger, frustrated that he won't listen to you.

"Because you'll be dead in relatively thirty days," he answers with the same happy tone.

You can't believe what you just heard. How could he have diagnosed you within thirty seconds. He couldn't. This fucking doctor was a quack. The stool hits the wall behind you as you jump to your feet.

"It's too late. Your fate was already sealed when you walked through that door," Doctor Flam stated with that same damn tone.

"You aren't a real doctor!" you shout.

"And you are nothing but the active ingredient of a pill made to temporarily relieve the gas of an equine," still with that happy tone.

The statement was so off the wall that you just start laughing, falling into complete hysterics. Between guffaws you are able to muster, "Doctor, you have got to be the stupidest person I have ever met." As your laughter slowly calms, pain shoots through your body. You quickly look up at the doctor. "Weren't you shorter?!" you ask in disbelief.

"Sorry, but the shrinking process is kind of painful, but necessary," Flam states as you fall to the floor, writhing in pain. He continues, "The issue with spells altering size, they don't alter density. You are going to weigh the same in a few moments as you did when you walked through the door even though you are only going to be a few inches tall. Your tiny frame should crush itself under all of that weight, but your frame is reinforced due to the increased density."

Your voice shrieks out in anger as the ceiling above you raises higher and higher. Your clothes shrink along with you and soon enough, you are only a few inches tall. The pain finally stops but you are unable to move, it's as if gravity has been increased on you by two hundred fold. Your body is suddenly in cased in light for a few seconds and you can finally stand.

The booming voice of the supposed doctor, roars out from above you as he reaches down and picks you up, "There you go. We can't decrease your density or else you will be too weak and break before you are useful, but a nice gravity spell makes you weigh just as much as a normal suppository."

The words on the doors play flash through your mind, "Oral...Supposi. Supposi...suppository." You start struggling against the giant's hand, but there is nothing you can do. He places you into an empty blood vial and places the vial into a tray with a dozen other blood vials. Not a single one was filled with blood like they were designed for, they each had a single person inside.

"Open the portal Flim! I've got a few dozen human suppositories ready for delivery to Equestria," the giant booms towards somebody else in the office.

You were asleep. You fell asleep in class. There is no other explanation. You fell asleep in class. Wake up! Wake up! Panic takes hold as you don't wake up. You forget how ridiculous this sounds as fear grips you. A window to another world opens along the wall closest to the vials. You look into it and see two pale-yellow horses, no, unicorns walking around the room. One of them walks up to the portal.

"Stability is good for thirty seconds, pass the first tray though please," the unicorn calmly stated. The pretend doctor slid one of the trays through the portal and you gasp.

"I don't want to be a suppository!" you scream.

Somehow the giant heard your tiny voice and he turned towards your vial. He whispers, "Oh it is an honor to be chosen for such a task. You are going to help out some of the richest and most affluent pegasi in Equestria. Even in Equestria, it is taboo for a female to pass wind in public so you will offer comfort to a Wonderbolt or one of Luna's Thestra guards..."

The sound of a ringing bell comes from the portal and the unicorn in the portal finishes the fake doctor's sentence, "Or the fastest Pegasus in Equestria."

Flam pushes the vials through the portal. Your eyes grow wide with fear as you notice the humans that get pushed through are instantly encased in tablet shaped pods. You quickly look back at the fake doctor and he smiles as you are pushed through the portal. Suddenly your world gets dark as you are encased in a gel-tab-like capsule. Screaming only hurts your own ears and punching the walls only tires you out. Gasping for air in the darkness, everything is flipped upside-down and then turned sideways. The sound of plastic crackling hurts your ears. A loud hiss signals that you have been sealed in an vacuum locked pack and you are frozen in stasis.

The loud sound of atmosphere leaking pulls you out of stasis over ten months later, but to you it was just a second. It is still very dark in you chamber, but you can hear muffled voices. You press your ear to the wall. Suddenly a wet looking monster presses its mouth against the side of the wall. The liquid on the ring of the mouth made the skin look clear as day through the translucent walls. The monster gurgled and growled at you, but then it did something you weren't expecting. It released a torrent of foul air. The heat melted way the wall it was pressed against. The horrid odor filled your capsule as the air kept pumping out of the huge monster's mouth. The roar of the monster fades and you realize that you weren't deaf. You look back at the monster and realize that it is a fat, equine, cyan, puckered anus. You start screaming as you stare into your fate.

Thundering movement knocks you down. You turn away from the massive asshole and see a giant purple unicorn looking down at you. You both scream. The awful smelling anus quickly moves away from you, but the owner of the fat pucker is now looking at you and her friend. Their booming voices make it hard to understand what they are saying to each other.

Falling down in your remaining refuge, you cower as the colorful equines argue above you. Their voices are so loud that their words are hard to make out but some words get to you, "Human, stories, smart, ponies, use, it, living, so, fly, parasprite, breezie, triage, butt, gas," they talked about you for a long time.

"I will not force this human into your foul colon!"

The words rang out quiet enough for you to hear ever last beautiful syllable. Suddenly you are pulled away from the cyan pegasus by a magenta light. Your heart leaps into your throat as the pegasus charges for you. Quickly you look at your savior, the purple unicorn with wings.

"Do something!" you try to shout but your voice is caught in your throat. Looking back at the charging pegasus, you freeze. Suddenly the whole world disappears and reappears in an instant. Every hair on your body tingles as you realize that you are on the other side of the room. Did I just fucking teleport?! You smile up at your savior and cheer her on.

The pegasus charges but you don't care. You have a unicorn to protect you. The pegasus connects with the unicorn. You wonder why she didn't teleport. The magenta light glows brighter as you are safely levitated away from the ponies wrestling. The pegasus with the rainbow mane released another foul blast of wind and you gag on the horrid effluvia.

Turning back to the ponies wrestling you cry out when you see that the cyan pegasus had won. They are joking about deadly weapons when everything gets quiet. The cyan pegasus is pushed slowly into the air by a magenta glow, just like the one holding you in the air. You watch as she is placed softly on the ground and then runs back to the purple unicorn to sit right next to her as the unicorn sits up. Suddenly the magenta aura around you glows brighter as you are pulled back towards them.

The two muzzles are pointed directly at you and each other as they discuss your fate. Again you are too close and their voices too booming for you to make out exactly what they are saying, "Deadly, absurd, empathize, rump, dragon, pony, shoving, backdoor, humans, crawling, inside, stomach, pills, third, shoved, dildo, butt, butthole." Their argument rages on and you watch as they go back and forth. You realize that through all of this, your heart is racing and your dick is rock hard.

The rainbow maned pegasus turns back to you, looking down at your body, "Twilight?"

The purple unicorn followed the pegasus' gaze down to you, "Yes, Rainbow?"

Unfortunately, Rainbow's request is muffled by her booming voice. Without warning your pants are forced down around your ankles and your boxer briefs follow suit. Desperately, you grab at your boxers, not wanting to be naked in front of the giants. Your struggles were for naught though and your hard cock, decently sized for human standards is forced out into the open to be peered at by these equine giants. Quickly your cup your throbbing erection in your hands, in a pathetic attempt to it from them.

The ponies return to their discussion over your future, "Stud, likes, equine, destination, stressful, erect." The world moves around you as you and the rest of the pill are separated. You land on the upturned underside of the unicorn's hoof. The magenta aura disappears and you are left to standing on your own for the first time in awhile. You are having a hard time standing on the unstable platform, especially as it is lifted high into the air. Your equilibrium is all but shattered as the platform comes to a stop and you lose your balance. On your hands and knees, you look over the edge and down into the unicorn's open maw. Gasping as you see right down into her esophagus.

Screaming, you turn away from certain doom and crawl up the hoof as it rotates to drop you down into the unicorn's gullet. A small tuft of fur at the bottom of her hoof is just enough to hold on to as the hoof is turned ninety degrees. You look straight down into her vestibule as your hands start slipping from the fur. Suddenly, your hand is no longer attached to the hoof and you begin your descent, screaming the whole way down.

With a loud slap, you land on the unicorn's tongue and with a loud smack you are surrounded in darkness. The humid mouth causes you to sweat profusely as you are covered in saliva. The tongue pushes you all around the pony's mouth, squeezing you into the buccal. Screaming as you grasp at anything you can. You are pushed to the back of her throat, but suddenly you are pushed forward and slide through a different hole and into a different mouth. The new tongue rubs all around your body and then pushes you back. Without warning you are pushed right back into the other mouth, it doesn't take long for you to completely lose track of which mouth you are currently inside. After a few more humid and saliva filled moments, scraping against teeth every now and then, everything stops.

Your prison opens wide and you realize you are inside Rainbow's mouth. The magenta aura surrounds your body again and you are pulled up and out of the pony's mouth. They both look down at your throbbing erection. Rainbow's warm and soft tongue covers you and rubs up your body leaving you drenched in saliva.

"Blaugh!" you say while trying to wipe off the pony's drool. Trying to catch your breath, you are suddenly encased in humid darkness again. This time you feel teeth pressing against your legs until you are sucked into her mouth. Her wet tongue pushes you onto the occlusal of her premolars. Her jaw moves up and down on top of you, smashing her teeth against your body. There is no pain, but the pressure is immense as she chews as hard as possible. Everything around you turns magenta and the chewing stops. Your body is safely lifted out of Rainbow's mouth again and suddenly a massive force knocks you down. Cringing as you flew down to the hard floor. Your body hits the ground and bounces a bit before Rainbow's hoof slams down on top of you. The pressure makes it feel like you are about to be crushed flat as she grinds you into the ground. After a few moments of this, her hoof lifts off your body.

The magenta aura glows all around your body again as you are lifted back into the air. The unicorn stares at your unbroken body with amazement in her eyes.

They continue their discussion as it turns into a direction you won't like, "Acid, massive, digesting, stink, intended, gas, pressure, toy, ass, inside."

Finally all the discussion stops and the purple unicorn looks down at you with reserved sadness. The next three words to come out of the unicorn's mouth were quiet enough for you to understand them clearly.

"Okay. You win."

You try to shout at her in anger, but again all what comes out of your mouth is guttural screams of nonsense. Renewed rage filled your body as you clenched your fists. They can't do this to you! Gritting your teeth you try to scream at them again, uncaring if they can't hear you, but you are interrupted by a rude noise from the Rainbow-maned pegasus and an awful stench floods your senses. A realization strikes you, the horrid smell flooding your senses just came from the place you are about to be shoved inside. Something inside you shatters, possibly your resolve, but your hatred subsides. While coming to grips with your fate, you get lost in their conversation.

"Medicinal use only," pulls you out of your thoughts and back to the matter at hand.

That statement didn't put your worries to ease, instead it makes you shake with fear as you are being levitated between the two ponies.

"Stand up, turn around, and lift your tail," booms out of the purple one's mouth.

"No, please don't do this!" your shouts are lost on both of them as the cyan pony spun around and stuck her giant ass towards you. Looking down onto the throbbing wetness of Rainbow's marehood makes you queasy and horrified, but the large pucker right above it makes you retch hard in disgust. Suddenly you are moved out of the way as the unicorn pushes forwards and performs cunnilingus on the pegasus. You cannot look away as you watch the two giant ponies get locked into a wet, slurpy sex act. Twilight's throat bulged out slightly as she gulped down Rainbow's thick juices. A small part of you wishes that you would be swallowed down her throat. It would still be a terrible way to die, but in comparison to the other way, it would be worlds better. You pull up your pants as you try to hide your embarrassing erection, hating yourself for being aroused.

The ponies complete their raunchy sex act while completely disregarding your existence until after pegasus came hard. The room was filled with the tangy scent of the pony's hot juices. Again, you are suddenly levitated back into the fray and can feel the warmth of the pegasus' pucker of permanent doom right behind you.

The unicorn smiles and speaks gently enough for you to understand, "I hope we gave you a good show, but now it is time for the curtain call."

Your body spins around and the heat coming off the large pucker is enough to make your face turn red and cause large beads of sweat to slide down your body. Terror fills every fiber of your being as you realize that this is it, this is how you are going to go out. Not with a whimper but with a fart. All you can do is scream at the top of your lungs as your head is forced up hard against the pegasus' donut. Bitter flesh is forced into your mouth, causing you to gag and sputter on the bitter taste of the mare's wrinkled skin. Eventually you are pulled away from the moist anus and breathe in the fresh cool air.

There is absolutely nothing you can do as you look at the unicorn as she opens her mouth wide and carelessly tosses you inside. Thick pony saliva flows down onto your body as you are licked all over and pushed around the humid cavern of Twilight's mouth. Due to the nature of being tossed around like a hard candy in a liquid filled environment, smelling thick with the cum of another mare, you are forced to swallow several large gulps of the unicorn's saliva as you try to hold on for dear life. Your heart leaps to your throat as you hear a rumble all around you. Without warning the unicorn's mouth is filled with a hot blast of a guttural belch that brought with it the thick stench of marecum, making you gag hard on the air. The air pressure in Twilight's mouth threatens to crush your body, but she spits you out. Screaming as you are blown out of her mouth like a cannon ball, a part of you looks forward to hitting the ground hard, but you are stopped by the sudden arrival of the levitation spell.

"Oh come on..." You mutter as you are pulled backwards. The large purple legs pass you by as you are pulled back around to the backside of the unicorn. Large globs of wet juice fall from the unicorn's own pulsating sex. Without a moment to realize what is happening your world gets a lot darker and a lot more wet as your body is shoved halfway up Twilight's dripping wet marehood. The feeling of her hot juices flowing all over your body is unlike anything you have ever experienced before. If you could describe it, it would be like having large, hot, wet blankets flowing down your body as you are swiped up inside her. You shudder as you are pulled out and the cool room air hits you. The shuddering was one thing, but your body is completely wet, covered in Twilight's juices as you are pulled back around.

"Headfirst?"

"As if you had to ask."

You couldn't help it, you started to scream again as you are moved towards the backside of the pegasus. The pucker pushes out towards you as the levitation spell shoves your face up against the carnivorous plot. The thick skin presses out against the intrusion, threatening to break your nose as you are forced up hard against the wrinkly hole. The flesh of the hot walls is thankfully keeping you from smelling anything as your head is pushed against the pony's puckered ring. That all changed with a wet slurp as your head plops inside the massive cavern. The smell was ungodly inside the pegasus, especially considering that she had been holding in a vile bit of gas for several minutes. The gas floods through your system as it tries to find a way to escape the pegasus' insides. You finally stop screaming in an effort to keep your mouth closed. This is all for nothing though as the fleshy right started to constrict around your body, squeezing you tight enough to have to exhale and choke as you are nearly crushed by the incredible grip strength of the mare's donut. Eventually the grip is released and your body instinctively inhales hard, sucking in a deep breath of Rainbow's rotten gas. The purple light of the levitation spell lit up the flesh cavern before you. Thick bubbles of putrid gas flow around inside her as you are slowly pushed deeper inside. You cringe as you look towards the dark abyss ahead of you, indecisive on whether or not you would prefer to see where you are headed. The choice is taken from you as the spell is removed and your legs fall limp on the outside of the pony. An odd sensation starts to rub up and down your leg as you realize that the pegasus is flexing her pucker around your legs, pulling you deeper and deeper inside her foul hole. The fleshy ring relaxes around your ankles.

There is a muffled statement coming from near your feet and then a muffled shout came clearer, "...get in me already!" With one last flex, your body is sucked in completely. You cringe as you feel her donut seal shut behind your feet.

"No..." It is pretty much the only thing that could be said by somebody in your situation.

A light. No. There couldn't be a light. There it is! There it is again! Down that way! From all the brain bending horror that has happened to you this day, you suspect that you must be going insane. The insanity is viewing a light where there shouldn't be any. Unless. Unless you have been inside the pegasus longer than you thought and you are looking back at the exit. It doesn't matter what it is, you are drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Arm over arm you army crawl towards the light. Is...is it moving? The world around you lost gravity for seconds at a time as Rainbow Dash jumps with excitement. The light goes out as there is a large gurgle somewhere ahead of you. Suddenly your tiny body is hit with hurricane force wind, the smell unlike anything you have had to breathe in ever before. The force of the explosive release blows off your tattered clothing, stripping you completely naked and making you pass out.

You wake up just a few seconds later. There's that light again, but didn't the wind come from that direction? Confusion adds to your insanity as you look around in the steaming hot wind tunnel. No! The light is bad! You turn inside the tunnel and start crawling the opposite direction. Is that music? You turn back around and the light at the end of the tunnel taunts you. Crawling back towards the light the music starts to get louder.

You're walking down an ornate hallway of a Caribbean Resort.

No, you're crawling through the intestines of a cartoon colored pegasus.

Now, which one of those makes more sense?

You aren't growing insane. You are gaining clarity. You didn't get shrunk down and used as a pony's suppository, that would have been insane. The light...the light down the hallway. The light that says, "Pool," with an arrow. That's where you are supposed to be.

The wet, intestinal lining squeezes you tight as you push towards the mare's stomach.

No, you are squeezing through the tourists in your way as you try to get to the pool.

Gail force winds push you down against the wet intestinal tract, causing the hotel to vanish. Your insanity is blown away as you realize that something, perhaps a perception spell is making you see things that aren't there. Trying to settle your mind with a deep breath is a bad idea as you inhale a massive amount of the mare's gas. Grasping at anything you feel a closed hole above your head. This is it! This is freedom! You claw and fight away at the sphincter above you, thinking that it must be her anus. Nervousness grips you as you open it up and crawl through the excessively tight seal that nearly crushes your body as you squeeze through. Hot acid pours onto your face and the music returns as the perception spell reminds you that you are in a tropical resort. You fight against the down flow and swim upwards as fast as possible, trying not to drown. The liquid turns from acid to crystal blue water as you swim upwards and breach out of the water. Taking deep gulps of air, you look around at the island resort as the reality of your situation is forgotten.

You can now finally hear the music clearly, "The tide is high, but I'm holding on. I'm gonna be your number one. I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that. Oh no." Enjoying the warm air and gentle waves, you float on your back as you slowly fall to sleep. Your last three to four minutes of your life actually lasted thirty days outside of the perception spell.

Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were cuddled up close under warm blankets inside Rainbow Dash's home in the clouds. Over the course of the last 30 days, their relationship got over the crazy circumstances of their first date. Thankfully they could laugh about it even just a few days later. Twilight monitored the progress of the pill and wondered why he could look so peaceful in Rainbow Dash's stomach acids.

It took some convincing, but after reminding Rainbow Dash of their first date, Rainbow Dash agreed to allow Twilight monitor the pill's passing.

A large gurgle and churn rumbled from the pegasus' belly, waking her up. Rainbow rubbed her stomach as she moaned at the familiar feeling of gas building up in her system. She moved a hoof towards Twilight and tapped lovingly on her shoulder. The princess woke up to the tapping and stared into her lover's eyes.

"Hey Rainbow, what time is it?" Twilight said while stifling a large yawn.

"It's time to release our friend," Rainbow chortled.

Twilight had a confused look on her face for a second and then gasped, "OH! Hold on! I have to...oh no. Where is it? Oh good." The princess pulled out a chalk board and some chalk out of Rainbow's closet.

Rainbow lifted an eyebrow, "Uh...Twilight? How long has that been in there?"

"Second week I became princess. Seems like some of my friends rely on visual aids to understand complex concepts," Twilight quickly explained.

Rainbow Dash was about to ask how Twilight actually put a chalkboard in her closet but a large gurgle made her double over in pain. The mare moaned loudly, "Can I please release him now?"

Twilight looked around the room and nodded, "Yes, just...point it away from me."

Groaning loudly, Rainbow Dash remained on her belly as she lifted her ass up into the air and raised her tail, revealing her large donut. She bit on her lower lip as she grunted softly. There was a moment of silence and a few small puffs of gas, but those puffs of gas expanded into a massive release of gas that lasted for several moments. The putrid stench flowed out of the pony's pucker and out of her window. Her rump jiggled as the verbose release of gas vibrated her body. The loud blast slowly became a small hiss and a final squeak.

Rainbow Dash moaned loudly, "You...you have NO idea how great that feels."

Twilight giggled, "I am just glad that I have no idea how bad it smells. So...do you want to know what happens?"

Rainbow rolled over and sat down on her haunches, looking at the blackboard as Twilight Sparkle drew out her explanation, "From what I can tell, there are three spells at work. First is the shrinking spell..."

The pegasus rolled her eyes, "Obviously."

Twilight huffed, "Yes, obviously. The other two are actually less apparent. The shrinky spell doesn't actually make the pill lighter. It makes him more dense as he shrinks smaller. This makes him more durable, almost indestructible even."

Rainbow Dash's eyes went wide, "Ooooooh."

The princess continued, "The issue is that being that dense would mean that he would still weigh his normal amount, even at such a small size. That's where the second spell comes in. This one artificially reduces the pill's weight. Making it feel like an ordinary pill. The third, and this is the most intriguing one, is a perception type spell that attracts the pill towards your stomach dooming him."

Rainbow sighed, "Yeah, but why is the fart so big?"

"The spells wear off after digestion. First to wear off is the perception spell. Then the weight spell and as you push him out of your body the size reduction spell wears off," Twilight explained.

"Wow...so every time I do this...I release an entire person in the form of a large fart."

Twilight nodded slowly, "Yeah, horrible fate for those who are chosen to be in the pills."

Rainbow Dash smiled, "True, but at lease it's only one store that's selling them...right?"

Chapter 3 of 4

"Okay. You win," Twilight admitted defeat. She could feel butterflies in her stomach as she just sentenced a man to a horrible execution.

Rainbow's ears perk up and she tries to hide her explosive excitement, "Really?!"

"Yes, but on one condition!" Twilight gave her friend a stern look.

The pegasus cocked her head slightly. Her rainbow mane slowly slid to the other side of her neck. "What's the condition?"

Twilight sighed again, "I am sentencing this man to a fate worse than death."

Rainbow leaned to the side and released a loud, "blapt," from her pert anus.

"Exactly my point. I understand that we do things we typically don't want to do in the name of survival and while I don't personally think that this is a requirement for survival, you do. That is all that matters to me. Honestly, I somewhat already made my decision almost right after I recognized what was in the pill. I just wanted to watch you squirm," she pointed to a wet spot on her floor, "And you definitely squirmed. Even with the nasty smell in the room, I sometimes get a subtle hint of your wetness."

"And?!" Rainbow's heart leapt to her chest.

"It smells divine, darling," Twilight giggled.

"Heh, channeling Rarity now?"

Twilight was trying not to laugh so hard, "Sorry, but divine is the only way I could describe it and I JUST can't say divine without saying darling. That fashionista has us trained."

Rainbow laughed at Twilight, but her rumbling gut was quick to pull her back, "I am glad that you had a change of heart, but what is your condition?"

The princess looked at the human floating between them in her levitation spell and answered, "I want you to treat this as a necessity and not some sort of carnal lust. He is to be used like you would use cough syrup. Medicinal use only. I'm not comfortable with the thought of you getting off on this. So I want you to promise me that you will not purposefully use him in a sexual manner."

"Cross my heart, hope to fl-huh. Pinkie's Promise doesn't make a lot of sense for a pegasus to say," Rainbow stammered.

A soft smile spread on Twilight's face, "It's okay, it's the thought that counts."

Rainbow tried to look calm on the outside, but on the inside she was emphatically cheering. She knew that she should have handled this a lot better and eased into this over the course of their relationship, but she also knew that she lacked the subtlety required. She also knew that if she put this out there on the first night that it would hurt less if Twilight put a stop to everything then and there instead of further down the road. Though she didn't plan on the lactose intolerance. That was a complete mistake and could have ruined everything. A small part of her did feel bad for the human and for what fate laid before him, but her throbbing clitoris overruled that feeling.

"Well?" Twilight prodded her friend softly with her hoof.

The pegasus looked at her friend and asked, "How do you want to do this?"

"Just like before was fine. Stand up, turn around, and lift your tail," Twilight suggested, still a little unsure of herself. A part of her was still excited. She did love looking at her friend's wet marehood, but this time it was definitely for medicinal use only.

Rainbow Dash stood straight up on all fours and did a quick spin. The move put Twilight face to face with Rainbow's still wet yonic. She noticed it was quivering slightly which meant that her friend was trying to hold back a wink. Twilight noticed that the human was staring at it as well, but in shear horror and disgust. Twilight moved the man outside of her peripheral and leaned in close to Rainbow's moist sex. She breathed in hard and smelled her sweet nectar. It smelled a bit tangy, but she was certain that it would taste a little sweet as well. She leaned closer to Rainbow's wet lips.

"Soooo, are you going to do-eaaahgh. Whoa now," Rainbow shuddered as she felt Twilight's mouth make contact with her clitoris. She couldn't hold back anymore, her vulva opened wide and her juices flowed onto Twilight's muzzle.

Twilight lapped at her friend's hot and extremely wet marehood. She waited for the inevitable and there it was, Rainbow gave her a large vulvar wink which Twilight very gently nibbled on.

Rainbow stomped her hoof on the ground hard enough to nearly crack the hardwood underneath her. On the brink of orgasm, she breathlessly asked, "But I thought you said, 'For medicinal use only.'"

Mouth full of Rainbow's juices, Twilight swallows hard and replied after a refreshing gasp, "You taste fantastic."

The pegasus clenched her buttcheeks on Twilight's face, "Thanks, but that wasn't my question."

Twilight replied, "Can't I go down on a friend without getting interrogated?"

Rainbow giggled and then shuddered as she felt her friend's tongue penetrate her, "Eeeeeyeah. Yeah you moooost deffffffinitelyyyy can. Wow that feels amazing, but you are reeeeeealllllly sending me mixxxxed signals." Rainbow was on the brink of climax, but she was fighting it. She wanted this to last as long as possible. Though her stomach was giving her strong warning signs that Twilight was not safe from the gas locked behind her puffy anus.

The princess rolled her tongue inside Rainbow's sex and slowly slid out. Twilight still felt her friend's flanks flexed against her head but she pull back far enough to answer, "He was looking at your backside in absolute fear, but from might perspective, your backside should be admired."

The pegasus stomped her hoof hard on the ground, leaving a horseshoe indent in the hardwood as the last thing Twilight just said turned her on even more. Within seconds Twilight was flooded with a torrent of Rainbow's juices as she came hard on her friend's muzzle. Rainbow stood there with her knees weak, trying to catch her breath. She felt Twilight's hot mouth breathing hard on to her vaginal lips. The pegasus moans as Twilight cleans off her swollen marehood with her tongue. She releases the hold on Twilight's muzzle and looks back at her. Twilight didn't even move, she just kept licking and swallowing every bit of Rainbow's excretions. Twilight finally stopped and overlooked her friend's yonic.

"I did a good job cleaning you off, if I do say so myself," Twilight exclaimed. She looked out from Rainbow's rump and they locked eyes.

Rainbow stifled a laugh, "Oh, Twilight, your mane is such a mess now. Wow and your muzzle too!" She was aroused as she stared at Twilight's matted fur and mane, knowing full well it was her vaginal juices that caused that mess on Twilight's face.

"That was totally worth it," Twilight collected her thoughts, "You ready?"

Rainbow's tail shot straight up, "What do you think?" Her neck was getting sore looking back at Twilight, so she turned to look straight forward.

Twilight levitated the man over to Rainbow's puckered asshole, but made sure that he was facing away from it. The diameter of the outside ring was slightly larger than the man. Twilight smiled at the man, "I hope we gave you a good show, but now it is time for the curtain call." She used her magic to spin him around and come face to face with Rainbow's equine features. The tiny man started screaming again. Twilight pushed him against her friend's leathery anus, but it refused to let him in.

"Rainbow, relax. I won't be able to get him in if you don't relax," Twilight told her.

Rainbow's tight ring flexed and extended, but Twilight was still unable to force him in without fearing for Rainbow's comfort. Twilight pulled the human away from Rainbow's butt and looked him over. He had pulled his pants back up since earlier. Rainbow looked back at Twilight right when Twilight shoved him in her mouth.

"I haf to geh him weg," Twilight answered.

"Didn't your parents teach you never to speak with your mouth full?" Rainbow laughed. Her stomach rumbled again.

Twilight could feel the man tumbling within her mouth. She was not being gentle as she used her tongue to force him all over the inside of her mouth, completely dousing him in her saliva. Twilight realized that her breath must smell just like Rainbow's vaginal juices. She forced herself to belch with her mouth closed to get it flooded even more with the sweet smell of Rainbow's marehood. Twilight came to the realization that her friend was correct, humans are very salty, so she spat him out and immediately caught him in her levitation spell.

"Hmm...not quite wet enough," Twilight thought aloud, making sure Rainbow heard her.

Rainbow watched excitedly as Twilight slowly levitated the man down between her own back legs.

"Yeah, this whole situation has made me quite excited myself. Let me just-" Twilight stopped talking as she shoved the man halfway inside her vaginal walls. She made sure he was absolutely covered in her juices before she pulled him out and continued, "-get him a bit more ready."

Twilight hovered the man back to Rainbow's waiting anus, "Headfirst?"

"As if you had to ask," Rainbow replied.

Twilight spun the man around to make sure his face would be the first thing to touch Rainbow's leathery anus. He started screaming again as she slowly pushed him towards the carnivorous monster that was going to eat him whole. Rainbow's pucker started flexing at the man as he was pushed closer. His nose was painfully smashed against Rainbow's puffed out flesh. Twilight wondered how strong it smelled to a man of that size. She was tempted to use her mouth to insert him into Rainbow's rump, but even she was afraid to get that close. Rainbow's anus flexed again and in one fell swoop the man's head was locked inside and the screaming was instantly silenced.

Rainbow moaned, "Thank Celestia, I never thought he was going to shut up."

Twilight giggled at the man's misfortune, "Well, he is probably still screaming, it's just that your sphincter is muffling him."

"Wait, let me try something," Rainbow quickly ordered.

Twilight stopped pushing him in, "Rainbow, remember medicinal use only."

"I know I know. I just wanted to see how much force his head can take," Rainbow half-joked.

Twilight watched as Rainbow clenched her pert anus as hard as possible. It was clenched so hard that it almost looked like it completely closed around his neck. Soon enough, Rainbow's ring loosened and opened just big enough for Twilight to start pushing him in excruciatingly slow.

"Wow. Talking about hard headed. I actually cracked a walnut with my butthole before," Rainbow laughed, which jiggled what tiny bit of fat she had on her flank.

"Why in Equestria would you do that?!" Twilight was still unable to wrap her brain around the weird stuff Rainbow had done in her life.

"Applejack and I had a wager on who could crack a walnut with their bare buttcheeks. Mine slid partway inside and I flexed my butthole hard enough and it cracked open. Too bad AJ still won. Her flanks may jiggle more than most ponies, but that lulls you into a false sense of security. That ass is 99 percent raw muscle," Rainbow tried to ignore what was happening to her asshole because she didn't want Twilight to know how much she was enjoying this moment.

Twilight focused harder on the tiny man as his shoulders finally pushed into Rainbow's colon which resulted in a sharp gasp from the pegasus, "You and Applejack, I swear."

Rainbow was in absolute torture, "Could you please hurry up? Feeling him move around right there is killing me. It feels soooooo good, but medicinal use only. I mean, they can take it. When I toss one on the tip of my Stallion 540 I just sit right down. Sometimes I miss and my buttcheek smashes right on top of them. Guess what? Still fine. What you are doing back there is just torture. Please let me enjoy this!"

Twilight loved to hear Rainbow beg, "Go ahead."

"Oh thank the Princesses," Rainbow stomped her front right hoof on the ground and released a long moan.

"You're welcome," Twilight answered.

The tiny human was now up to his waist inside the pegasus' puckered equine anus. Twilight released her magic on him and he started kicking wildly. The fleshy ring started to flex around the man at a more vigorous pace as Rainbow moaned louder. With each flex of her anus, the man was slowly pulled inside. The man was unable to kick once his knees were inside the pony's hole and soon enough the only part of his body peaking out were his feet. Rainbow stops flexing her pucker and gasps.

Twilight was quick to inform Rainbow, "His feet are still sticking out."

"Oh sunofa-get in me already!" Rainbow shouted in frustration as Twilight watched the rest of the man's body get sucked in.

Twilight gulped loudly as she witnessed the last bit of the human disappear as Rainbow's pert anus sealed shut.

"Ah. And in twenty minutes, I will no longer be gassy. For an entire month! I can drink all the milk I want and I won't fart once! Thanks to that little guy's sacrifice!" Rainbow jumped happily.

"I'm sure he is glad his death will be for such a noble cause," Twilight teased.

Rainbow kept jumping around, "Oh the most noblest! Oop." She suddenly lands and her tail lifts up. A blast of foul wind erupts from her puckered asshole. The expulsion of gas is long and a bit wet. Twilight watched as tattered clothing was blown from Rainbow's disgusting hole. The horrid stench wafts across the room and Twilight nearly vomits as she moves to cover her face with her hoof. The flatus ends in a high pitched squeal.

"You couldn't have held that in for another 20 minutes?" Twilight coughed as she waved away the retched smell.

"I was holding that in the entire time you were behind me," Rainbow was quick to answer.

"Well thanks for not blowing that monstrosity right in my face. But you should have held that in a bit longer, that was a living creature inside you!"

Rainbow sat on her haunches and tilted her head slightly, "Was?"

"Yeah. Was. The sudden change in air pressure could have made him explode. If not that, he could be dying of helium poisoning. If not that, a blast of wind that strong in a tiny tunnel would have blown him to pieces," Twilight showed Rainbow the human's clothes that had been blown from her butt, "Or the shear stench could have killed him. Seriously...that one was the worst smelling one of the night."

Rainbow leaned back, laying down on her back as rubbed her fur above her intestines, "Nope. He is still crawling. I keep telling you, they are only vulnerable to my stomach acid."

Twilight tackled her friend and used a spell to get a sort of magnetic imaging scan of Rainbow's bowels. Sure enough, he was still alive. Not only was he still alive, but he was crawling through Rainbow's winding intestines. She noted that he looked lost and wondered what he must be thinking. He turned around and started crawling back down Rainbow's intestines, but he stopped and looked back.

"He's alive, but your gas sure did a number on his sense of direction. It looks like he wants to escape, but he has no idea which way is out," Twilight kept Rainbow informed.

"Yeah, not a single human has ever made it out once my butthole shuts completely. I am ten for ten. Well...close to being eleven for eleven once he gets his act together."

The warning sign, "For Pegasus Use Only," flashed in Twilight's memory, "I can't believe I missed that. Of course that's why it says Pegasus Use Only. Your bowels would only ever be filled with gas. If he were this deep in my intestines right now. He would...well, let's just say he wouldn't be able to ever make it to my stomach."

"Gross. You non-pegasi and your solid waste."

Twilight playfully elbowed Rainbow and then looked back down at the human's progression. He was making great time as he crawled deeper and deeper inside the pegaus. With renewed resolve he was clawing his way through Rainbow's body until he hit the sphincter at the bottom of Rainbow's stomach. The human reached for the sphincter and Twilight watched as it looked like the human was suddenly pushed down by a strong invisible force.

"Excuse me," Rainbow said mere moments before another foul expulsion of putrid gas was pushed out of her ass. She wagged her tail back and forth to fan the smell away.

The human slowly stretched back up, the inner walls hugging him tight as he crawled back up to the sphincter. It took him some time to open it wide enough to get though. After a few more minutes crawling his way up, the stomach acid poured on top of him. Twilight watched him swim to the surface but when he finally reached it, he just swam on his back peacefully. Twilight watched as all the bubbles in Rainbow's stomach settled down. She quickly turned off her spell.

"I have no intention of seeing what happens next," Twilight smiled at her friend, "Feel better?"

"Oh you have no idea," Rainbow grabs Twilight and rolls over so she is on top. Rainbow grinds her hips against Twilight's belly, "Now I think it is my turn to taste you, Princess Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight blushed as she grew nervous. Rainbow slid down Twilight's body, leaving a stream of vaginal fluids down Twilight's stomach. Twilight never had a pony go down on her before, she was worried that she wouldn't taste good. The pegasus spreads Twilight's back legs open as she slides her face down to her friend's throbbing crotch. Twilight looked down her torso at her friend. All she could see was a Rainbow colored mane buried between her back legs.

"Come on Princess, give me a little wink," Rainbow knew Twilight didn't like to be referred to as such by her friends, but Rainbow changed to submissive as she breathed in her friend's musk. She pushed her nose forward and rubbed it on Twilight's vaginal lips.

Twilight yelped as she felt her friend's colder nose rub against her wet lips and she involuntarily winked her clitoris at Rainbow, "Dangit, Rainbow. I wanted you to work for it."

"Oh you had no chance. I can get off a Princess in no time," Rainbow boasted.

Twilight shut her thighs tight on Rainbow's head, "No more talking for you then." She noticed Rainbow's ears were pushed upward when she squeezed her friend's face, "Lick my royal lips twice if you can hear me."

Rainbow's ears moved slightly and Twilight felt two hot licks against her exposed clit.

"Good girl. Since you keep choosing to use my full title, I would like to be serviced as a Princess should be serviced. I hear that Celestia can go through three or four guards within a single night before she reaches orgasm. I expect you to do better than four well trained stallions," Twilight felt two licks again and she tried to keep the regal tone in her voice, "That wasn't a question, peasant," Twilight couldn't believe that she was being so dominant, "You must do better than four trained stallions. I order you. Now, kiss my lips before you do anything else. My body deserves your utmost respect."

Rainbow was absolutely hot over Twilight's change in tone. She couldn't believe that her friend could be so dominant. The pegasus was unable to see anything, but was able to feel the warmth coming off of Twilight's sex. She pursed her lips and gave the labia a big kiss. She held the kiss long and opened her mouth slightly. Her tongue snaked into Twilight's somewhat sour marehood. She tried to keep up with the sudden flow of juices pouring into her mouth. Rainbow gulp a few times and gasped a bit for air.

The princess felt her friend pull her tongue out of her extremely wet lips and in response she squeezed her friend's head with her thighs even harder. Twilight swooned as she heard her friend audibly yelp in pain. Suddenly she felt a pair of teeth lightly pressing on her clitoris. The teeth started to close and it was now Twilight's turn to yelp in pain. She loosened her grip on her friend's head and felt as Rainbow's teeth let go. Twilight moaned as Rainbow's teeth were replaced with a sensual kiss right on her winking clit.

With more freedom to move, Rainbow pulled part of her mane out from under Twilight. Somehow her mane had found its way under Twilight's rump and when she closed her legs, Twilight's glute pulled hard on Rainbow's mane. Her eyes had teared up in pain and she quickly realized that impulsively she had Twilight's vulvar wink trapped in her teeth. She didn't think that she would do anything, but was even unsure herself. Fortunately, that brief unpleasantness was behind them. Rainbow reminded herself that Twilight was still new to this and wouldn't have known to be that mindful of her movements.

Another good thing about Twilight opening her legs more was that Rainbow could now see her moist marehood glistening in the light of the room. She pushed forward and gave Twilight's yonic a passionate kiss. Her tongue penetrated deep into her friend's sour sex and Rainbow savored the different flavor. She never had a unicorn before, maybe this is how unicorns usually taste she wondered. Rainbow swallowed more juices and her mind drifted back to the man slowly digesting in her stomach.

"I hope our little friend in my stomach is enjoying your juices just as much as I am," Rainbow spoke aloud before forcing her muzzle harder against Twilight's snatch so her tongue could go even deeper inside.

"He doesn't deserve the taste of a Princess' royal excretions," Twilight stated. She realized that what she said must have sounded ridiculous.

"Oh yeb. Dodally doesn deserb your delishesh duices," Rainbow replied, muzzle still firmly planted in Twilight's labia. Rainbow wrapped her lips around Twilight's exposed clit and started sucking hard.

Twilight's eyes opened wide as she felt ecstasy she had never experienced before. Her whole body shuddered and pushed down against's Rainbow's muzzle. The pegasus smiled as she licked the tip of Twilight's clit while she sucked hard on the sensitive button. Twilight moaned loudly as she gets close to cumming. Her whole backside became hot as she started to gyrate her hips on Rainbow's face.

"I'm gonna. I'm gonna," Twilight could barely talk as she was pushed towards climax. But just when she thought that she was going to cum, Rainbow stopped everything. Twilight looks down at her friend in shock, "You can't stop. Not when I am so close! You tease! You will finish pleasuring me!"

"Yes, my princess," Rainbow replied before shoving her tongue deep inside Twilight's puckered anus.

Twilight nearly screamed in shock as she felt her friend's tongue snaking inside her rectum.

Rainbow savored the bitter tastes on her tongue. Twilight's anus tasted a lot like Applejack's which is something Rainbow loved. Rainbow had noticed that pegasi butts are nearly tasteless. Which wasn't bad at all, but it definitely didn't taste nearly as fascinating as an Earth pony or, now, Unicorn. She licked as deep as she possibly could and finally slid her tongue back out with a wet slurp. She gave Twilight's puckered anus another kiss and moved her muzzle back up to Twilight's supple and still quivering marehood. She breathed in all of Twilight's delectable aromas through her nose, pursed her lips, and gently blew right on Twilight's winking clitoris. She felt Twilight squirm all around her in nearly unbearable ecstasy.

"S-stop-stop teeeasing your P-princess and maaaaake me cum already!" Twilight screamed. She looked down at Rainbow and watched her whole mane shudder in response to Twilight's order.

The pegasus rubbed her muzzle up and down Twilight's sex and quickly licked up all the juices pouring out of her. Her tongue spread wide across Twilight's clit. She put her lips back over the vulvar wink and started sucking harder than before. Twilight's back legs were kicking all around her and she heard Twilight's front legs slamming against the hard ground somewhere above her. Rainbow quietly laughed to herself, but was suddenly caught of guard when Twilight's body seized up and the released a torrential downfall of vaginal juices. She nearly choked on the amount of fluid being flushed into her waiting mouth, but after several gulps she was finally able to get it all down. Her thoughts drifted back to what the human in her stomach must be going through right now. She laid there, face still full of alicorn vagina, trying to catch her breath.

Twilight looked down at her exhausted friend. Her sore labia throbbed as Rainbow's hot breath pushed against it, "Heh, are you still alive down there?"

"Just let me...just let me catch my breath..." Rainbow's mouth was still slightly muffled. She breathed in hard, gave Twilight's marehood a very soft kiss, and slowly slid back on top of her friend. Once she was face to face with Twilight, she gave her a deep kiss.

Twilight's eyes opened wide when she realized that she was not just tasting Rainbow's saliva, but was also tasting her own juices. She forced the thought out of her head and embraced her friend during the long kiss.

After several moments, Rainbow pulled her mouth away from Twilight's and laid down on her side. Twilight turned over to look at here friend.

"That was...awesome," Twilight whispered.

"Yeah...out of all the awesome things I have done in my life," Rainbow smiled when Twilight poked her in the chest, but continued, "That was the most awesome moment of my life. So far."

Twilight looked at Rainbow's other features. Her mane was a complete mess, tangled and matted. Most of Rainbow's head was moistened with sweat and Twilight's excretions. Her muzzle had a strong smell of Twilight's own juices emanating off of it. Twilight's sensitive marehood ached, but the events of the night started playing through her head and she covered her face in embarrassment.

"Oh no," Twilight's head shook in disbelief.

Rainbow gave her that inquisitive look again, head tilt and everything, "What's the matter?"

"I gave you official decrees to lick...me. I made you yelp in pain. I was terrible to you as you were doing the most amazing thing to me..." Twilight trailed off, hooves still covering her face.

Rainbow reached out and softly pulled Twilight's hooves away from her face, "No. It's fine. Well, not my mane getting stuck under your butt right before you flexed. That was painful," Twilight frowned and opened her mouth to say something, but Rainbow was quick to continue, "But it wasn't your fault. It's fine and I know you don't like using your title around us. I get it. But when it is just you an me, I would like us to have a bit of fun. I mean, what's a bit of roleplay between marefriends?"

Twilight's heart leaped into her throat, "Marefriends?"

"I mean, unless you don't want to be monogamous, which is totally up to you!" Rainbow quickly spat out.

Twilight blushed, "No, it's fine. I never tried monogamy before. But I would be willing to try it with you..."

Rainbow stretched her neck to give Twilight a kiss on the top of her muzzle, "So awesome."

Twilight smiled at her first marefriend and asked, "So how about that flan?"

Rainbow rubbed her tummy, "I would love to, but I am stuffed."

"Who'd've thought that the voracious Rainbow Dash would be full after only one tiny human?" Twilight teased.

"Come'ere!" Rainbow grabbed her friend and held her tight. Twilight returned the embrace and they fell asleep in each other's arms.