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Let's Just Say That I Have No Idea on How I Ended Up in Equestria
Chapter 1: These Guys Can't Just Leave ME Alone
"What is UP with those guys? I mean,can't we just walk in some random place without being chased by one of your enemies Myrrthe?!" asked Tepig angrily.
We were just walking in this forest,enjoying the scenery(mainly Snivy cause that guy sure loves forests and environments that has a bunch of flora in them.The last time he went this crazy was when we were in the Sea of Trees with the 4 Links)when suddenly,le wild enemies appear and they started chasing the heck out of us.
"Gosh, they sure hate you don't they?! Why can't they just stay in their hideout like other bad guys?"Snivy remarked.
"Well,they have a reason,after all,I spoiled their leader's plans and these guys just want revenge,always happens in my world,"I replied as I evaded a tree that was just knocked over by my foes.
"Get over here you little brat,I'm going to tear you with my claws!"taunted the chaser.
"You are not getting away thisssss time!"exclaimed the other with a serpentine accent.
"There isn't anywhere else left to run!" Snivy warned.
"And I'm getting tired!"complained Tepig.
"And how come you two guys haven't thought about using your attacks anyway?!"I asked. Snivy and Tepig looked at each other.
"Oops,our bad!"they said admittedly.
"Ay,porque son tan mensos? "I muttered while facepalming. Snivy launched a Solarbeam and Tepig launched a Fire Blast,stunning our chasers for a minute but they recovered quickly and soon enough we came up to what appeared to be a dead end.
"We're trapped!"exclaimed Tepig,but I
sensed something out of the ordinary in the area.I quickly came into a halt and looked around when I saw it,a ripple in the fabric of space on a rock wall. A portal,one of the many portals hidden in this world,which only I can see.
"Guys over here!"I called. Snivy and Tepig rushed towards me and as soon as they reached me,a huge red object crashed onto the wall.
"Guys I found a portal,we have to jump in to get away from them!"I exclaimed.
"What?!"asked Tepig,followed by a pebble that bonked on my head.
"We don't have much time,either we jump in,or we get sliced to pieces by these guys!"I stated.
"You can't escape!"called the chaser. Without thinking twice,I grabbed Snivy and Tepig and jumped into the portal before a rock slide covered the entrance.
"Snivy? Tepig? Are you all right guys?"I asked.
"Is it me,or do I look a little different?" asked Snivy.
"Nope,I think I look different too.What about My-Oh boy..." Tepig and Snivy broke into a giggling fit which turned into laughter.
"Why,what's wrong?!"I asked.
"Pffft You look like a flameless Rapidash!!"exclaimed Snivy.
"WHAT?!" I ran to a nearby pool of water and saw my reflection.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
Author's Note
This is the first fanfiction I've written online,so...don't judge me so hard,also,I'll try to explain things that are not explained there,so any questions? Go ahead!
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Let's Just Say That I Have No Idea on How I Ended Up in Equestria
Chapter 2:Equestria,the Place Where Every Brony and Pegasister Would Love to Live
I stood at the edge of the pool,speechless and shocked,with my reflection doing just the same,showing a copper-haired, unicorn with huge round glasses and a crystallized horn.I turned my head to see the rest of my body. Great,just great,I had blue colored hooves,and a bright fuchsia tail,like any of those characteristics would call any attention. Snivy and Tepig were still laughing their heads off,which worsened my current condition.
"S-Sorry,it's just...you're so hilarious!"Snivy exclaimed and their laughter died down.
"But,where exactly are we?"asked Tepig,looking at the sky and sniffing around.
"We're in Equestria,or in hater language,where that baby show about ponies takes place in."I answered.
"Equestria? You know this place?"asked Snivy,fortunately he wasn't laughing anymore.
Okay,okay,I admit it,I like My Little Pony,and please,I beg for you readers to keep this a secret to everybody,cause half the people that hate me will try to find a way to humiliate me,so please keep this a secret,okay? Thank you.
"It's from this show that I like in my world,and it's really big,"I explained.
"Ohhhh,"said Snivy.
"How big is it exactly?"asked Tepig.
Urgh...Why do these guys want to know every little detail about every single world we go to?
"You have Ponyville,which is like the town before the big city,and also where most fans of the show would live in.Then you got Canterlot,which is the capital and where the 2 main rulers of the land live.Then you have other towns like Appleloosa,other big cities like Manehattan,the Crystal Empire etc.And that in an nutshell is Equestria explained in 10 seconds."
I sighed as I finished the sentence,as you can see,explaining a huge kingdom as simply as possible is pretty tough.
"But how are we going to find our way out of this world?"asked Snivy. Suddenly,my horn started to spark,and suddenly my head turned around to a town in the distance.
"Oh no..."I moaned.
"The way out of this world is somewhere in beyond that town,right?"asked Tepig.
"Eeyup..."I replied,"We...are going to need to find a way to sneak around the town,and there's this unconformable feeling on my sides..."
"Now that I think about it,I think you might call too much attention,so...how about we disguise your odd colors a bit?"asked Snivy.
Tepig decided to hide the color of my tail with a Smog,but suddenly I realized that I had a blank flank.After the colors were disguised,I pulled my shirt all the way to my flank.
"Okay,so I think we're ready to go through Ponyville,so here's the trick,we try to scurry by,then we find the portal,then we're out of here!"I said.
"So that town is Ponyville?"asked Tepig,"Hmm,seems legit."So,we dashed our way to Ponyville,and we had no idea on what a long day we were going to have.
Author's Note
So Myrrthe breaks the fourth wall here. That's all I've gotta say right now.
Let's Just Say That I Have No Idea on How I Ended Up in Equestria
Chapter 3:This is not going so well...
We finally arrived at Ponyville after what seemed to be just minutes of walking,but Snivy and Tepig made it seem like if we were walking for hours.The town was bristling with activity as the townsfolk bought,sold and admired the lively town. As we walked through the town,I saw all those background ponies that I bet fans would love to snuggle up in a cold morning while watching the show. Among the crowd I saw everybody's favorite crossed-eyed pegasus,Derpy, Doctor Who's tenth pony incarnation,Doctor Hooves(or Time Turner)and Lyra Heartstrings in her usual sitting position.
"Wow...just look at all these...what are these called?"asked Snivy.
"Ponies...For the 15th time,they're called ponies..."I replied.
Suddenly,a bright pink pony with a mane and tail similar to my hair whenever I don't brush it on a cold day,hopped around the market stalls saying hello to every pony she came up to.
"Umm...let's keep walking you guys..."I whispered nervously.
"Why,is there something wrong with that pink um...pony?"asked Tepig.
"Come on,I bet she's not THAT bad!"Snivy added,and pushed me up towards Pinkie Pie.
Darn it,Snivy why do you always want me to befriend every single friendly thing I come up to? Well,I can't blame him,after all,he's a pretty unique Snivy after all.He's pretty jolly, clumsy and quite dumb,but he makes a good friend just like his brother Tepig,who was also pushing me towards her until I was face-to-face with the pink pony named Pinkamina Diane Pie.
"Uh...Hi?"I muttered nervously.
Suddenly,she gasped and dashed away.Uh-oh...That only means one thing...and I'm scared.
"What was up with that pony..."asked Tepig.
"Is she crazy or something? Because the way she just stared at you and then gasped kinda creeped me out,"added Snivy.
After staring at my two companions for a while,we continued our way out of Ponyville,and according to my portal homing device on that seemed to be installed on my horn,the portal was somewhere in the Everfree Forest.In the show, the forest is dark ,creepy place full of dangerous creatures but that is nothing compared to what I've been through.(I've been through volcanoes,dangerous stormy cliffs and gigantic frozen chasms where we faced a huge,ice breathing dragon that froze Snivy and Tepig solid and ended up with me having to take the dragon down alone.)
"Alright you guys,we need to scurry through the town and get to that forest in order to get out of here,"I explained.
"Gotcha,"they replied cheerfully,but suddenly Snivy tripped and knocked down a basket of apples.
"Snivy!!!"I shouted angrily.
"Oops...My bad..."muttered Snivy,and I mega faceplamed,due to the fact that Snivy almost always messed up everything.
"Hey,are ya all right little guy?"asked an unknown voice with a western accent.
Oh come on! How come I always end up meeting important characters to every new world I end up in?! It turns out that this basket of apples belonged to no other that Applejack. Great,just great,another pony I didn't want to meet right now.
"Yeah,I really have almost no coordination with my feet,so I stumble most of the time!"replied Snivy cheerfully.
"This guy here was born with two left feet,so he's really clumsy,"added Tepig.
"Let's...get...moving...already!"I muttered to Snivy and Tepig,who were holding a conversation with Applejack.
"Howdy there! I'm Applejack,and are those your friends?"she asked.
"Yeah,these guys are my friends and we need to get moving now! Thank you!"I grumbled and yanked the two distracted Pokemon away.
"It was nice meeting you what-ever-ya-name-is!"called Applejack as I dashed away.
After we finally managed to leave Ponyville,we now started to approach the Everfree Forest,and I felt so relieved to finally be out of Ponyville. After ten minutes of close encounters,distracted Tepigs,and Snivy constantly tripping around,the dark,creepy forest loomed ahead of us.
"Phew! I'm so relived we're out of there!"exclaimed Tepig.
"Really?"I asked sarcastically,"I was literally dragging you away from all that food!"
"Hi there!"exclaimed a pink pony who appeared out of nowhere.
"AAAAAARGH!! "
"Oh dear,um...Pinkie? I think you startled her..."said a soft voice.
I was clinging onto a tree branch several feet in the air,like if Pinkie Pie suddenly popping up and scaring the heck out of someone wouldn't make you jump.
"You're that pony that I saw in town! I bet you remember right? Because I remember you were all like Um...Hi? and I figured out that you were new and that you weren't going to have any friends in Ponyville so that's why I went GASP! And so I brought you my friends so that we all can be friends and then be really happy!!"exclaimed Pinkie Pie as she cheerfully bounced around.
Great,can any of this get worse? I mean seriously?! She brought the whole Mane 6 with her! I was trying not to meet up with any of them but unfortunatly,Snivy and Tepig had to bring me up to Pinkie Pie and now she brought me the other ponies. Seriously,what is worse than that?And as soon as I thought that,the branch that I was holding onto snapped off and I crashed onto the ground. Perfect.
Author's Note
The chapter title has a double meaning,besides just meaning that Myrrthe's plan on sneaking out of Ponyville wasn't working,it also means my bad time I'm having with readers here that critique this fanfiction too harshly,all I hope is that this story get's treated with more love than hate...