Ah, the principals's office. A place no one as noble as Applejack would have dreamnt of going too. Dark Side has been in his fair share of times, but most where misdemeanors, so something this serious, he wasn't prepared for.

Dark Side and Applejack attempted to explain the situation, but Principal Celestia, being the type of person she is, didn't want to hear it. She said that since Dark Side committed the act he was getting hit with one week of after school detention, and Applejack was let off with a simple warning. Dark Side also got hit with a silent lunch for mumbling 'sexist' on his way out. Applejack was given a discipline report paper to be signed by a parent or guardian.

As Dark Side walks home, a certain white skinned, purple haired girl caught up to him.

"Dark Side what was that?!"

Dark Side rolled his eyes. "If those eyes of yours aren't just for decoration, you'd see that what happened was nothing but a simple accident." Dark Side proclaimed, tossing his hair backward as it began to slide in front of his face.

"And how can you prove that?" She asked, narrowing her eyes at him.

"Believe me, if i were to hump someone it wouldn't be her." Dark Side said with a chuckle while Rarity punched him in the shouder as hard as she could. He barely felt it.

"How can you be so self-absorbed to not see when you've made a mistake?!"

"I don't like to think of it as self-absorbed. Maybe self-centered." He began before he saw a set of orange and red hair walking up the path in front of him. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"This is the last thing i need right now." He muttered angrily.

Rarity picked up on what he said. "So now I'M the last thing you need?! She said raising her voice angrily.

Dark Side pinched harder getting far too annoyed.

"So i see you have to girlfriends now Dark Side? Your quite the pimp." Sunset Shimmer said snarkily as she walked past the pair.

"Sunset shut the hell up." Dark Side said quietly.

She walked backward in reverse, keeping pace with the two. "Aww don't get mad just because you have detention and now won't be able to attend the crown ceremony, where I, as usual will recieve yet another crown on top of the one I stole from your pathetic friend." She said with hefty overconfidence.

"Man if you weren't a girl." Dark Side said closing his eyes, relishing in the thought that if she wasn't a girl he'd beat her down.

"If i wasn't a girl you'd do what, rape me like you did Applejack?"

Dark Side snapped right there, He pulled Rarity away from Sunset and grabbed her by her neck with both hands and held her into the air.

"Learn to shut your damn mouth!" Dark Side said through clenched teeth as he continued to choke her. She put her hands on his arms attempting to pull his arms down.

"Dark Side stop! She's not worth it!" Rarity said as Sunset began to cough and gag. Dark Side reluctantly dropped her down to the ground, where she began to cough, catching her breath.

"You'll pay for this Dark Side." She said hoarsely.

Rarity grabbed Dark Side's hand and led him home quickly.

"Look Dark Side I know Sunset can be a... b-b-..."

"A bitch." Dark Side finished with no trouble at all.

"Right... but that doesn't change the fact that she's a woman. A man should never lay his hands on a woman." She said looking at him assuringly.

Dark Side sighed. "In all honesty she caught me VERY of guard. I never would have done that had it been sometime and someplace else. But that's not the problem. Personally I think she needs to get eradicated for good. But of course that's too evil."

"Right." Rarity agreed.

"So really one of you needs to beat the tar out of her. You all have vaginis." Dark Side said laughing a bit.

Rarity slapped him, not too hard, but hard enough for him to feel it. "How uncouth!"

Dark Side wiped his jaw. "I've been through enough today y'know. Cut me some slack." Dark Side said.

A few minutes later, Rarity and Dark Side said their goodbyes. Dark Side sprawled himself out on his couch and turned the T.V. on. He wasn't even 5 minutes into Gravity Falls when a knock came on his door.

"Dammit." He muttered as he walked to the front door, slipping on pink bunny slippers.

As soon as he opened the door he was greeted by a brownish fist to the face, knocking him backwards onto his couch.

Dark Side took a moment to recover. "The hell was that for?" He moaned angrily. He sat up off the arm of his couch to see Big Macintosh looming over him cracking his knuckles.

"Rape my sister will ya? He said as he raised his fist to deliver another strike before Dark Side flipped upwards and delivered a quick left hook to his jaw.

Big Mac backed up a bit before charging him again, Dark Side dodging to the right and taking the chance to knee him in the stomach, following up with another hook, which he linked to an uppercut. However, the sturdy guy was still standing, throwing a quick jab to Dark Side's ribs, forcing him dwnwards. He held his ribs in pain as he looked upwards to see Big Mac holding Dark Side's Steel Stool above his head.

"Say good night. Yup..."

Author's Note

Sorry. Took awhie. i have a life outside this. But anyways, please comment, favorite maybe even hit that follow button lol. also please rate this story, like or dislike, just want the bar to show outside my account.