A tale about partying, studying and Miley Cyrus
You cant walk 5 hooves without hearing the word " twerk " in Ponyville. Much less walk 2 without seeing somebody actually doing it. Ever since Miley Cyrus first did it at the PMA's, everybody has been twerking. Minus a few normal ponies and Twilight and her friends.
"Well, it could be worse" Twilight silently thinks to herself as she watches for her bedroom window. "At least they're not on drugs and sex crazed." Not yet. But that IS subject to change.
Twilight has been studying twerking for a while. She didn't get it. "What is so intriguing about shaking your rump and down?" Nopony knew, and nopony cared.
Luckily for Twilight, she has a lucky breakthrough. Miley Cyrus moved to Ponyville about half a month ago and is having one one her parties tonight. So, "As much as I hate it, I HAVE to get some answers from the horse's mouth. I have to go see Miley Cyrus."
With everypony twerking in the streets, Twilight was working extra hard on her teleportation spell. Now she had the perfect time to use it. With a flash of light, and a easy feeling in her stomach, Twilight found she was no longer in the library, but instead, outside Miley Cyrus' front door.
As she knocked on the door, she was regretting every second of this. "Oh Celestia, what am I doing?" she thought.
As the door opened, Twilight felt the most unsettled she ever had. "Well, if if isn't Twilight Sparkle!" Miley exclaimed. "Are you here for the party?" Twilight felt herself blushing.
"Actually, Miley, I want to ask you a few questions." she reluctantly asked. "Well, sure! Come on in!" Miley, compared to Twilight, enthusiastically replied.
As she was following Miley to a room upstairs, she noticed there were red cups and sweaty ponies everywhere, and there was a wrecking ball hung up in the living room. Party music wast playing loudly from a small radio.
When they got to their destination, Twilight got straight to it. "So Miley, I wanted to ask you about twerking." Before she could continue, Miley interrupted. "Oh, twerking, you say! Well, it all started at the PMA's. You see, I was..." And so began a five minute story about how twerking started. While most ponies would have gotten bored, Twilight was paying attention the whole time. It was all
necessary to her studying
When Miley finished, Twilight was about to ask her some more questions when she was interrupted. A partygoer, Thunderlane, burst in to the room. "Miley, they're playing your song by the pool!"
"Oh, Twilight, come with me!" Miley excitedly said. Before she could respond, Twilight found she was being taken to the pool.
It was your typical party scene. "We can't stop" was playing, the partygoers were twerking,every thing you'd expect at a Miley Cyrus party.
Back on topic, Twilight was going to ask Miley more about twerking, but Miley was too busy twerking. She noticed Twilight talking to her and remembered.
"Oh yeah,twerking!" Miley said enthusiastically. "Well, it's real simple. Just shake your rump up and down like this!" Miley said as she demonstrated.
"Oh boy" Twilight thought to herself. As much as she hated it, it had to be done. So, reluctantly, she started twerking.
Except, you know what? Twerking was kinda fun. In fact, Twilight got better at it every second she kept doing it.
"That's it, you're getting it!" Miley excitedly exclaimed." Oh, put these on!" She said as she handed Twilight a tight fiting white tank top and pants. Twilight did as told. They were a little uncomfortable, but she liked it. "They fit perfectly!" screamed Twilight.
"Oh and try this!" Miley yelled. She handed twilight a white pill, filled with MDMA. "Its a Molly pill!"
Twilight replied,"Oh, no I couldn't-." That's all she could say before Miley shoved them in her mouth. Twilight hated the taste. Bust she loved the effect! "Miley, you have any of those Molly pills left?
"Oh, I have lots of them, Twilight! Here, have some more!" Twilight did. And she kept twerking and doing Molly until she, like Miley herself, couldn't stop.
"We should do this again sometime, Twilight!"
"Definitely!"
So ends our tale of partying, studying, and Miley Cyrus. Like Miley herself, Twilight was once somepony normal, and then, in an instant, somepony not.
