Oh Raibnow Dash

by Squashue

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Fluttershy, Daring Do, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1322

Daring Doo x Rainbow Dash.

Daring Doo sees Rainbow Dash flying around and decides to join in with her, but will bad grammar and punctuation get in the way of the story? No. It actually improves once she gets a letter from Derpy. After that, she has a party with Dash, Twilight and Fluttershy and both her and RD get drunk. Who knows what happens next..? Only the people who read it do!
(Implied mis-spell in title, ok.)

Published 2012-04-15 05:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-15 05:34:01 UTC

The Start-y of the Party

Daring Doo was feeling like hanging out with Rainbow Dash again, so she went to her house and asked “Hey, Rainbow Dash. Wanna go flying around Ponyville together?” Dash nodded, and grinned. “It would be great to do that again.” Soon after, the two pegasi were zipping and zooming like flies around Ponyville REALLY FAST. Both were having a good time while RACING each other and avoiding things like Big Mac and Fluttershy’s house. Afterwards, they went to the market and spent all their wages on HATS. And food for a party because they were going to have a party later. They invited Fluttershy and Rarity but Rarity was too fat to fit through the door so they invited Twilight instead.

Twilight helped get the party stuff into Rainbow’s house with a tiny pegasus-shaped door which was really stupid and inconvenient. Eventually, the things got stuck along with the hats so Twilight had to get them into the house through the window. Twilight herself got stuck - her horn couldn’t fit through the door, so she had to get into the house through the window. The same way and the same window she put the hats and party stuff into the house, Twilight clambered inside and fell on a top hat (Twilight is now famous for making the world’s shortest top hats) then stood up and brushed herself off. Fluttershy was starting to be inconvenient and useless so RD, DD and TS sent her to the corner of the house and left her there.

Daring Doo being a Douche

“Rainbow Dahs, Rainbwo Dash. I’m abuto tho fall down the stairs.” called out Daring Doo as she tottered towards Dash’s staircase and tripped. “IT KEEPS HAPPENING!” she shouted as she rolled down the steps into the living room where Rainbow Dash was waiting for her. Dash got her back on her feet and sat her down at the table next to Fluttershy. She was still unconscious. “Hey Daring, why don’t you have some pancakes?” Daring looked at the plate of pancakes and gave Dash a confused look. “Whassa pancake?” she asked. “Breakfast.” said Dash. “Now eat. We don’t want you to get hurt again.” Daring Doo, having no idea what a pancake was, ate the pancake by picking up the plate with her wings and letting it slide into her gullet. She chewed on it suspiciously, but accepted it and swallowed. “Pancakes are good!” Daring Doo thought out loud in delight.

The Letter

DING DONG
Rainbow Dash’s doorbell rang on her tiny stupid and inconvenient pegasus-shaped door. Dash dashed to the door and answered it. It was Derpy, delivering the mail again. “Here you go, Rainbow Dash! Have a happy Wednesday!” she said as she dropped the letter at the door. They were just bills for her cloud house and stuff like that, but the last letter was from Daring Doo. It read:
________________
To Rainbow Dash:
❤ U!
from

Daring Doo

Rainbow Dash felt warm inside, and a happy smile spread across her tired face. She put the bills on the table and hugged Daring Doo. “So, you got my letter then..?” asked Daring with a beaming grin. “Yep!” Rainbow repled. It was at that moment Fluttershy woke up. The most inconvenient and stupid moment for a timid pony like Fluttershy to BECOME CONSCIOUS. She screamed, then passed out again. Oops.

The End..?

Years into the future, but not many...
Now is the right moment, Daring. Show her that you love her!
“Rainbow Dash...”
Dash turned around and faced Daring Doo. “What is it, Daring?”
“Will you...”
Daring Doo pulled a big red box from her rucksack and opened it. A large bangle lay inside, decorated in diamonds and glitter.
“Marry me?”
The plaza fell silent.
The words shot through Dash like bullets. “I...”
“Uh...”
“Yes.”
The entire plaza erupted in cheers and applauding as Rainbow Dash accepted Daring Doo into her life truly. Now was the beginning of an entirely new storyline...

And an entirely new story to go with it.

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~~~-THE END-~~~
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The Hangover

“Oh my god. My head is hurting so bad,” said Rainbow Dash as she recovered from her hangover. “What do they put in that cider? LSD?” Eventually, the room began to spin and Rainbow wanted to go back to sleep but couldn’t because she felt sick. In the end, she actually did puke in the toilet because of her severe dizziness, but then she felt better and slept again. After she woke up, however, she remembered last night and how Daring Doo kissed her and it FELT really nice at the time. Somehow, Daring had managed to get into her bed and had managed to sleep all through the morning until 9 o’clock IN the morning.

Rainbow went downstairs to get breakfast. Her living room was a wreck - there was pieces of cake splattered on the walls and Fluttershy was tied up. She was still crying, and had been crying throughout the night. She definitely hadn’t slept at all during that period of time where she was awake. Currently she was unconscious, so Rainbow snuck past her and began making PANCAKES.

Rainbow put the plate of pancakes on the table and waited for Daring to come down. She didn’t, and wasn’t going to until 9 o’clock IN THE MORNING, so Dash untied Fluttershy and sat her at the table. She remained unconscious. The time was 8:50 AM. Rainbow still had a light headache from the hangover, but most effects of it had worn off. To fill a space in her empty stomach, Rainbow ate some pancakes (homemade pancakes are the most satisfying) and still waited.

Chapter 1: driang odo

darind doo got out of bed ansd wnet to the window. she saw rainbaw dish flying in the sky and thoguht it was fun so she joined in. “hello daribng sdoo how atrey you today” swaid raibnaow dasdh. daring doos said back “im fine thank you” and they flew arount d for awhile until they got FATEEGED and went back to ranbinow dahs’s hopuse in the clouds. ranbow said “thanks for flying with me it was really good”. darin g doo smil;gped in treeposne and said “its cool kiddo i will be always hetre ingv the voclouds.” she fleew back to her house and rainbow dash said goodbye to her before she left.

“rainbow dash i have a letter for you” said derpy as she nocced on rainboew dashs door. dash went to her door and said “hello derpy you are looking very nice today” derpy replied “thank you dash heres your letter” adn gave it to her. she opened up the letter and BOOM! Everything was beginning to get better. The stupid mis-spells were gone, AND Rainbow Dash was actually capitalized. Everything ascended in the quality section when Rainbow opened that letter. Everything.

The Party

Finally, Twilight put down the party cake on the table. RD grabbed some SUSPICIOUS BEVERAGES from her fridge and also set them down on the table. “Are we ready to par-tay?” asked Rainbow Dash in excitement. “Yes. Start the music, Fluttershy!” replied Twilight. Fluttershy, obeying Twilight’s command, flicked the jukebox switch. It began to blurt out OBSCENELY LARGE BASS DROPS and WUBS. Rainbow and Daring had several of the SUSPICIOUS BEVERAGES and Twilight had none because they had alcoanhol in thems. “oh my god this is the bsdhet barty ever” said ranbo dash. “yes yes it is” shounted daring asn they partuied all night and ate cake.

“daring your eye’s are pretty” saifd raibno dash “so are your’s” replied daring as they cuddled on the sofa and then they made out with each otherr and becaume best freinds and roomies as well. they both loved each other a lot after that night but they had toom tguunch og a hangfdomnver tom know theyre true loev...