The Human, The Fashionista, and The Milkmare

The Human, The Fashionista, and The Milkmare

Chapter 5

"Michael, what a pleasant surprise! I was wondering where you'd run off to," the milkmare mused as she trotted up to meet me. "Officer, is there something wrong?"

"No, ma'am, but Michael informed us that Miss Rarity tried to kill him," the officer stated, drawing a loud gasp from the mare.

"Oh, Michael! I am so sorry to hear that! Are you okay?" she asked, sidling against me to offer a small degree of comfort.

"I managed to get out of there by the skin of my teeth, Milky Way -- but the officer wants me to stay in Ponyville so I can act as a witness for the state," I replied glumly. "I have nowhere to stay here."

"Perhaps you can stay at Bon-Bon's with me! I would be thrilled to share a bed with you!" she chirped.

"Ohhh, you lucky dog!" the officer spat.

"Luck has nothing to do with it, Officer Beatdown," the mare replied. "All you stallions ever do is stare at my teats, as though I'm nothing more than what hangs from my underside. Michael is the first one to show me real appreciation for who I am as a mare."

"Oh. Michael, I'll send an officer by later on -- I have some reports to write. I've been looking forward to having something serious to do around here for quite awhile!" he grinned. "Oh, and let me know all the juicy details of your night with her!"

The mare growled at the stallion's callousness while I sighed in annoyance.

"Michael, were you headed to my cousin's house? I'm lucky I caught you!" the mare noted cheerfully. "I was hoping to get another opportunity to talk to you. By the way, how's your leg?"

"Practically good as new, Milky Way -- but I'm a little more shaken up over having to escape Rarity's basement -- ugh!" I replied, shivering at the memory of what I'd seen down there.

"How bad is it?"

"Um, I don't think you wanna know -- pony pelts hanging on one wall, a poster with words scrawled out in dried blood on the other -- and who knows what else, since the lighting is so dim."

"I had no idea she was such a monster!" the mare exclaimed, a gasp leaving her lips upon hearing the details. She sidled up to me and beamed a smile at me. "I'm so happy you're here!"

I returned her smile with one of my own. "Miss Milky Way, being close to you makes me feel very happy -- there's a part of me that wants to sing to you, though I don't know which song."

"Why not sing how you feel?" she asked, her smile widening further. I was mesmerized by her eyes as I gazed deeply into them.

I tried singing the chorus to an older song from my memory, though my voice cracked on some of the high notes. The milkmare seemed to be somewhat impressed by my talent, such as it was.

"Oh, Michael! I had no idea you could sing so well! Such a beautiful song!" she chirped.

"A song whose beauty is only exceeded by yours, Miss Milky Way," I offered softly. The mare blushed deeply and giggled nervously.

"You -- you should be careful -- when you flatter me like that!" she opined, her giggles interrupting the flow of her words. "If you want to make me very happy, I would love to hear you sing more songs like that for me!"

"Perhaps later, Milky Way -- it looks like it's starting to get late out here, and if Bon-Bon's house is as far away as the officer told me, it will probably be dark before we get there. Mmmh, I hope she doesn't turn me away. You're her cousin, so I know she'll let you stay with her, but me -- I dunno."

"Tell you what -- you get on my back and I'll gallop all the way there!" she chortled. "It would be an honor for me to carry you!"

"You are too good for me, Miss Milky Way," I opined as I straddled her back with my legs and gently sat down on her back. She grunted upon hefting my weight.

"Mmph! You're very heavy! How much do you weigh?"

"About 240, I think," I replied. "I appreciate your offer, but I think I can manage the walk."

We began our way towards Bon-Bon's house at this point as the sun made its way toward the horizon. I knew we weren't going to make it there before dark.

"You don't look that heavy -- are you sure about that?"

"If you use metric measurements, my weight is about 110 kilos."

The mare let out a low whistle. "You're not kidding! I had no idea you were that heavy!"

"I know -- it's because I never took care of myself and ate my favorite foods to excess. Truthfully, I haven't even eaten today, other than drinking your milk."

"Did my milk satisfy your hunger?" she grinned.

"Miss Milky Way, it seemed to do everything I wanted it to, short of making me grow taller and skinner and making me about 30 years younger," I chuckled. "Your milk is very tasty."

"Thank you for the compliment, Michael! Perhaps if you drink more of my milk it might do that for you!" she giggled.

"You'd make me a very happy man if it has those qualities to it," I averred.

"I'd be curious to see what you'd look like if you were 30 years younger -- you don't look too much older than that!"

"Flattery will get you more than you can handle, Miss Milky Way! I think I might already have told you I am 50 years old, so it pleases me when you tell me such things."

We passed Carousel Boutique at this point, noticing yellow tape across the front door.

"The police work fast around here," I observed. Sweetie Belle was standing outside the front door, tears streaming down her cheeks. Twilight and Trixie stood by and watched silently as Rarity was led away in hoof-cuffs, connected with chains between her fore and hind legs. She caught sight of me and screamed in rage. I took note of her broken horn as a stream of vulgarities strong enough to make a sailor blush emanated from her mouth, whereupon she was forcibly shoved into the back of a paddy wagon. Twilight had placed her forehooves over the filly's ears to try to protect her from her sister's curses.

"That's because Ponyville is normally very quiet -- and the police generally have nothing to do, except for harassing the local ponies when they get too bored," the mare responded flatly. Twilight trotted up to me.

"Michael, I had no idea! What happened?"

"Sparkle, Trixie requests we return to your home -- Trixie is tired and wants to rest, and this matter does not pertain to her," the show-mare pouted.

"Twilight, we're on our way to Bon-Bon's house -- hopefully she'll let me stay overnight -- but as for Rarity, well -- she tried to kill me, and I'll leave it at that. I'll tell you more later, but the cops want me to stay in town as a witness." I watched the librarian's mouth open and close like a fish for a good two minutes before she finally regained her composure.

"What? How did she do that?"

"Ma'am, the human is a material witness to this matter. We request you ask no further questions of him until the case is closed," an officer stated as he interrupted Twilight's inquiry.

"Let's go home, Sparkle," Trixie stated in a dull monotone. "Michael can answer your questions some other time."

"But -- but -- where am I supposed to stay?" the filly wailed.

"Where are your parents?" I asked her.

"They're in Canterlot! I don't have a way to tell them what happened! And they're too far away for me to go there by myself!"

"How about Apple Bloom? Can you stay at the farm with your friend?" I asked. The filly sniffled.

"Yeah, yeah, I guess she'll let me in -- but -- Rarity! Why?!" she wailed as the paddy wagon was pulled away by another police stallion. I watched the wagon pull away, the fashionista's face pressed against one of the back windows before disappearing. Her face showed a mix of anger and sadness.

"Michael, Miss Milky Way, Miss Sweetie Belle -- we need to secure the boutique now, as it's become a crime scene. We will need you to leave the premises," Officer Beatdown stated firmly.

"Sweetie Belle, do you need us to walk you to the farm?" I asked. The milkmare glanced at me nervously.

"Michael, my cousin's house is the other way from the farm -- it's already starting to get dark," she observed.

"I know the way, Michael," she growled, glaring at me angrily. "I wish I'd never seen you at all!" she wailed before turning tail and galloping as fast as her little legs would carry her towards Sweet Apple Acres.

"I'm sorry!" I called out after her. I turned to the mare beside me and addressed her softly. "Milky Way, in a way I feel somewhat responsible for all this --"

"You did the right thing, Michael -- if you hadn't reported her to the police, who knows how many more ponies she would have killed? Don't blame yourself! Come on, let's get going!" she implored as she led the way to her cousin's house. "By the way, how did you meet her?"

As we traveled through the town, I explained to the milkmare the events from earlier in the day. She expressed a degree of anger over the fact that I had told the fashionista I was willing to marry her, despite my marriage on my homeworld. Her attitude toward me softened when I explained to her just how bad a person my wife was and the other circumstances which led me to wish myself away from my old life. The streetlamps seemed to light up as if by magic and I commented on how the soft glow accentuated her beauty, causing her to blush again. Presently, we reached our destination as Milky Way knocked on the front door three times.

"Hey, Milky -- I see you brought that human here with you," Lyra observed upon opening the door for us. She gave me a sly smile. "I was hoping I'd get a chance to see you again."

"Hey, Lyra -- the police need me as a witness, so I need a place to stay. Is Bon-Bon here?" I asked.

"A witness for what?" asked the cream-colored mare as she pushed her room-mate aside. Her face was an indecipherable mask.

"Miss Rarity turned out to be a murderer -- using her basement as a killing chamber," I replied matter-of-factly. Her expression changed to one of shock. "Miss Bon-Bon, I need a place to stay if that's okay with you," I added, bowing slightly to her.

"Cousin, if I may have him sleep with me?" the milkmare half-asked, half-said, giving her cousin a sly wink.

"We're running low on food, but you're welcome to crash here for awhile -- I hope they pay you well for your testimony," Bon-Bon mused.

"I've heard the tabloids will pay quite well for such a story -- but it'll have to wait until the trial's over. I can't allow the jury to be tainted by wall-to-wall news coverage," I opined.

"Please think of us when you receive that money, Michael," Lyra nearly pleaded. "It's hard enough for us to make the rent as it is."

"Of course I'll repay your kindness, Miss Lyra -- thank you for your hospitality." I gave the musician and her housemate a warm smile.

"Come with me, Michael, I'll show you to our room," Milky Way offered in an almost sultry tone of voice. I grinned sheepishly at her statement, though Lyra and Bon-Bon grinned at me.

"Have a good night, you two -- try not to make too much noise, okay?" Bon-Bon giggled.

"Hey, Michael, how about you sleep with me tomorrow night?" asked a leering Lyra.

"I'll think about it -- but I was hoping to give Miss Milky Way all of my affection," I replied softly, noting a crestfallen look on the mint-green mare's face. "I'm sorry, Miss Lyra."

"Lyra, you have me to be with you, remember?" Bon-Bon asked in her very best sultry tone, flashing the musician her very best bedroom eyes look. She blushed very deeply and grinned.

"Um, Michael, we need to get some sleep," the milkmare noted as she nudged me gently with her right fore-hoof and began trotting slowly to the room we were to share. I followed a few steps behind her, but noticed her swaying her hips a little more than usual. She glanced over her right shoulder and caught me staring at her, but instead of being angry with me, she giggled and smiled.

"I think I know what's on your mind tonight, Michael," she chuckled. "Don't worry -- I'm in the mood for it myself."

"My apologies for staring at your marehood, Miss Milky Way," I offered almost dumbly, but my statement elicited a few more giggles from her.

"No need to apologize, Michael -- I was hoping you'd stare at it -- I was deliberately showing it off to you! Mmmmh, I remember the way you treated me earlier -- I want you to do that again! I want even more than that!" she cooed as we entered the room. I glanced over my left shoulder to see the other two mares grinning broadly, their cheeks a bright rouge.

"They're gonna listen to us tonight, Miss Milky Way," I said just above a whisper to her.

"Mmm, let them," she replied breathily as she closed the door behind me, giving me her sultriest look. Those emerald eyes of hers drew me in instantly as I closed the distance between us, kneeling before the milkmare.

"Milky Way, your eyes are so beautiful," I whispered lightly, blowing softly into her left ear. Her body shuddered ever so slightly in response to this, a soft moan coming from her mouth.

"Ooh, Michael -- you know what to do," she cooed softly, a very sultry smile on her face.

"Time to milk you again, eh?" I chuckled. Her smile turned into a big grin as she nodded her head. I gave her a quick kiss on the lips before laying down flat on the floor. My kiss took her by surprise, but she regained her composure swiftly, smiling as she trotted slowly to me. Before turning around and straddling my head with her hind legs, she stole a quick kiss from me on my lips. Not to be outdone, I reached up with my arms and pulled her to me, caressing her mane with my right hand as I opened my mouth to slide my tongue into hers.

"MMMPH!" she protested. I released my hold on her so she could catch her breath. "Michael, please warn me in advance if you're going to do that! I like the way that feels, but -- I need you to milk me now! I'm so full, I'm about to burst!"

"Sorry about that, Milky Way," I replied as I lay back down on the floor. She stood over me once again, this time her teats rested on my face as they were quite full. "I don't know if I'll be able to drink all your milk, but I'll do the best I can," I offered, eliciting some giggles from the mare. I was surprised to see a little milk leak from her nipples when she giggled. "You're not kidding about being full to bursting! I'll get right on this!" I chuckled as I took the teat to my right and began suckling on it, squeezing it lightly with my right hand. Her milk was every bit as sweet, rich, and thick as before -- I was reminded of drinking a milkshake, but the flavor was a mix of vanilla, coconut, and banana. I slurped heavily, the sound and sensation causing her to moan and gasp in pleasure.

"Mmmh, that, hanh, feels so nice, hanh, hanh, Michael! Oooh, looks like you like it too!" she giggled as she noticed my manhood tenting my briefs. She pulled my rock-hard member out of my briefs and wrapped her mouth around it, lightly bobbing her head up and down and applying a fair amount of suction to it as well as curling her tongue around it. I stopped suckling her teat for a moment.

"Unnnh, you -- you should -- unnnh -- be careful -- unnnh -- when you -- unnh -- do that," I gasped as the sensation caused my body to stiffen. She seemed to have quite a bit of experience at doing that, though she giggled again at my feeble advisory.

"Looks like I know how to make you happy, don't I?" she cooed. "Please, do my other teat, Michael! I hope you're not too full," she mused.

I moved her left teat to my mouth and began suckling at it, squeezing it the same way as before. To be truthful, I had to be careful about drinking so heavily of her milk -- the sugar level seemed to be very high, as though it were melted ice cream, but very warm ice cream. The mix of flavors was a very pleasant one, but I could already feel my stomach telling me I couldn't drink any more.

"Miss Milky Way, I can't drink any more of your milk right now -- I think I've had my fill for right now. Is there another receptacle for it?"

"Don't worry about that, Michael," she stated as she took a moment to catch her breath. "I won't need to be milked for awhile yet, but -- could you, umm, lick my pussy? I mean, I've already sucked your dick twice, and you have yet to reciprocate my kindness."

"Mmmh, I thought you'd never ask," I chuckled as I sat up and pried her flanks apart with my thumbs. Her marehood was a deep golden brown, a very lovely sight indeed. "You have a very pretty pussy, Miss Milky Way," I noted cheerfully, causing her to giggle louder. "I would be honored to return your favor." I pushed my face between her haunches and put my lips to her outer labia. Her pussy lips were wet with her love juice, which tasted nearly as sweet as her milk as I began sliding my tongue up and down them, lightly flicking the tip of my tongue over her clit.

"Aaaaah! Yesss!" she cooed as I licked and sucked on her pussy, lightly probing it with the tip of my tongue. Her body tensed up quickly which surprised me, but I continued my ministrations to her sex. "Mmmmh! Ooooooh! Yessssss! AAAAH!" she moaned as her pleasure threatened to overwhelm her once again. "Mmmmmh! Keep going, Michael! MMMH! UNNH! OOOOH!"

Her love juices flowed heavily, getting smeared on my face and her haunches as she succumbed to her pleasure, her body shuddering and shaking gently as the orgasm took her. I did my best to lap up as much of her cum as I could, but quite a bit ran down her hind legs.

"Mmmmh, that was gooood," she cooed as she relaxed. My member was rock-hard again and ready for a release. I decided now would be a good time to ask her if she was ready to take this to the next level.

"Milky Way? I'd kinda like to have sex with you," I opined almost sheepishly. She giggled.

"Oh, Michael! Of course you can! We have all night -- I'll let you do anything you want with me! Oh, and I'll let you know when I need to be milked again," she declared softly, smiling warmly at me. Her smile seemed to melt my heart, eliciting a smile of my own in return. It appeared that we seemed to make each other very happy, even just being close to each other.

"Ooh, Milky Way, I love you," I cooed softly to her as I kneeled behind her and gently placed my hands on her hips, easing my glans to her hocks, sliding it up and down the cleave of her haunches.

"Unh, stop teasing me and give it to me already!" she giggled. "Mmmmh, I love you too, Michael!"

She moaned breathily as I succeeded in sliding my shaft into her tunnel, though there was some resistance along the way. Her pussy was fairly tight as I gently and slowly thrust back and forth, rocking against her hips, my hands clamped on her flanks. I grunted softly with my exertions, slowly increasing the speed and force as my pleasure began to build again.

"Mmmh! Unnnh! Ooooh! Aaaah! Yesss!" she cooed as I sped up my motion, gasping for breath as I sensed her pussy muscles squeezing my member. It felt like her muscles were sending rippling waves of pleasure along the length of my penis, intensifying the stimulation for me and causing my body to tense and stiffen up again.

"Mmmh, Milky Way! I just hope you don't get pregnant from my seed," I opined, still thrusting hard and fast into her.

"Aaah! Dont, hanh, be, hanh, silly! Hanh, hanh, I'm a, hanh, pony! Hanh, hanh, you're a, hanh, human! Hanh, hanh, hanh! It, hanh, doesn't, hanh, work! Hanh, hanh, like, hanh, that!" she gasped. "But, hanh, if you do, hanh, hanh, it'll make me happy!"

"Mmmh, unnh! Getting close!" I grunted. I pushed deeper and harder as best I could, my body tensing up as I neared my climax. She cooed and moaned in pleasure, bucking her hips against my lower abdomen in an attempt to increase her stimulation. I was going as fast as I dared, but she urged me to go even faster and harder. The room had gotten quite warm and I was sweating heavily as I sped up my motions, slamming my member into her pussy, the squooshing sound enhancing my mood as I stiffened up. I felt her body tense up in anticipation of her climax, then shake and shudder as her orgasm took her like a tsunami.

"OOOOH! YESSS! AAAAAH!" she moaned, gasping for breath as she rode out her climax, her body shaking again as a second orgasm struck shortly after the first as I continued to thrust into her, though not with as much swiftness or strength as earlier.

"UNNNNH! CUMMING!" I gasped as my body jerked and shook with the intensity of my climax. The sensation of her body shuddering under me as I lay on top of her back helped me along, though grasping her teats simultaneously didn't hurt, either.

"Mmmmh, Michael, you're heavy -- could you ease up on me a little?" she asked, still gasping for breath.

"Sorry about that, Milky Way," I offered as I kneeled upright again, removing my weight from her back. I lightly caressed her sides with my hands, then ran my right hand over her back from her mane to her tail. I caressed her teats with my left hand, feeling the softness and sponginess of them and lightly tweaking each nipple.

"Mmmh, Michael, that feels so nice -- but -- please be careful with my teats," she noted softly. "I don't want to leak milk all over the floor!"

"Understood, Milky -- hey, you haven't done boku-maru with me yet -- you wanna give that a try?" I asked, grinning broadly at her.

"What is that? I've never heard of such a thing," she mused. "How does it work?"

"Mmmh, lay on the bed on your back and let your hind legs drape over the end of it," I implored gently. She complied with my request, but gave me a quizzical look. I laid on my back on the floor and gently placed the soles of my feet against the frogs of her hind hooves.

"Ooooh, Michael! This -- I've never felt anything like this before!" she cooed.

"Mmmh, you're the best at this yet," I noted softly, allowing the energy flowing between us to intensify. Amazingly, she did not try to force the energy as it continued to build, the sensation of intense pleasure pushing us close to another climax. My body stiffened as I approached the edge of resistance -- I had to focus on maintaining contact with the mare, though her deep breathy moans of pleasure made it very difficult to do so.

"AAAAAH! OOOHHH! YESSSSSS!" she hissed as she relented to the pressure which had built inside her. She broke contact with me and the sensation disappeared immediately. "Awww, why did that happen? It felt so gooood!"

"Unnnh, it -- boku-maru can't be forced, but -- that was the longest I have experienced. I think you and I were meant to be together, Milky Way," I cooed softly to her as I laid on the bed next to her. I gently ran the fingers of my right hand through her deep blue mane and smiled at her.

"Ooooh, so that's what boku-maru is! I want to do that again!" she chirped. "Mmmmh, Michael! You spoil me like this! Please, please never leave me!"

I cradled her against my body with my arms, pushing her muzzle towards my lips, but stopped just short of kissing her. I gazed deeply into her emerald green eyes. "Miss Milky Way, I don't think you'll ever have to worry about me leaving you -- I don't think I've ever felt happier in my entire life, just holding you close to me like this. You are so amazingly beautiful, my love," I whispered in her left ear. She shuddered again upon hearing this and mashed her muzzle hard against my face and kissed me with an intense passion borne of deep love.

"Ohhhh, Michael! I have been waiting so long to hear somepony say something like that to me! You -- you have made me so very happy! I -- I want to spend the rest of my life with you!" she cooed.

"As do I, my love," I replied breathily, planting a soft kiss on her lips. "Mmmh, let's get some sleep, baby girl," I chuckled as I tried to make myself comfortable on the too-small bed. I pulled the milkmare close to me, cradling her in my arms as I laid on my right side, nuzzling her mane with my nose. "Mmmh, you smell nice, too," I observed, saying the words as breathily as before.

A high-pitched squee escaped her mouth as she snuggled against me, grasping my right hand with her right forehoof, gently running her hoof along the length of my arm. "Mmmmmmh," she sighed contentedly as I ran my right hand slowly up and down her barrel, avoiding touching her teats. The softness of her body against me lulled me to sleep as I drifted into my slumber quickly.