Man With A Past

by MarineinEquestria

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 2207

A 33 year old human with a dark past is thrust into a world full of peace and tranquility, something he isn't used to.

Josef Boynard, a Michigan State gang banger was going on an unsual drug deal with a sketchy as hell client from a country he's never heard of that he met off of Craigslist. When arriving at their meeting point, Josef was struck with a bolt of lighting and sent into the world of surprise.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-06 05:47:10 UTC

Sudden Surprise. (1)

Session is online 12:03:32PM. October, 18, 2016 NSA

You:"Dog is out of the pound"

MagicFool133:"Look who it is, glad to see you online."

You:"Be a long day runnin the streets mah nigga. lol"

MagicFool133:"Im picking the location you better have the product ready

You:"Lol dont worry dont worry i got the stuff calm down

MagicFool133:"Alright heres the address : **** ******** ***, meet me there in the parking lot around 10 and 11 im not jokin

You:"Chill Nigga im ill be there

Session has been disconnected

Little somethin about myself, names Josef Boynard, Born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan. 1982 represent. am 33 rollin on to 34 of age. I am your average 6'3" body building black man, taller than most people I run into. I have served 2 tours in Iraq Circa 2004-5 in the USMC. Been single for a while but I dont give a flying fuck train, back to the story.

Several hours went by and the clock finally hit 9:20 P.M . I began to load up the 5 pounds of "Ice E" in the back of my 2002 Chevy Tahoe. The windshield has small cracks across it from years of abuse, reading 200,000 miles. This old machine has always been through hell and back with a big smile on its face and with a gun in its hand. I loaded up My Glock 31 with 3 magazines of .357 in the inside pocket of my jacket and the pistol in a concealed holster. I then proceeded to grab my ar-15 MAGPUL and 4 magazines and stuck them in my backseat under a blanket and then started reaching for my backpack full of medical supplies and snacks over preparing for the inevitable. The clock hit 9:33 and I began to head off to my designated located to meet my client.

Several minutes of driving later and I proceeded to pull into the parking lot of *********, with my client waiting.

"Finally, I was beginning to think you wouldn't come." He was short figure reaching around 5'4 and 5'6. He had bristling grey hair and seemed to be around 45-55 of age. He was a muscular fellow and wore all black attire. I couldn't see his eyes as they were covered with a dark pair sunglasses. Why was he wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night Ill never know. "Where is your product." He said sternly. I gestured him to the back of my Tahoe and showed him the 5 pound bricks in the back. He said "Open it." I did what he said and cut a piece of the the Yellow brick off and licked it. "Good Good, you get paid your 50Gs now." He walked to back of his 1999 Civic and brings out a black duffel bag. He sets it infront of me and pulls out a hand full of money and loads it in my suv. "Oh, and before you go, I have a prize to show you." Before I could react, he rips off his shades and blinded me with very bright light. Seconds later I drop dead, before I could even scream.

SCREAMING

DARKNESS

CONFUSION

ANGER

'Where the hell am I?' I tried to collect myself, only to realize it was pitch black all around me. I felt restrained and couldn't move but every second my vision was slowly returning.

A few minutes went by but thankfully I had back my 20/20 vision and began to take in my new surroundings. I was in my Tahoe, thankfully, in what appeared to be in a field of apple which looked oddly bright and colorful and daytime and sunny. 'that's odd?' I thought, 'It was a pitch black night, and I was in the damn city, what the fucking fuck?'

I felt around my jacket for my phone before finally finding it in my back pocket and pulled it out. I stared at the black screen of my iPhone 5 before turning it on.

100%

7:42 A.M.

April 7, 2016

*Cannot identify location*

"What. The. Fuck." I yelled out loudly to myself, before turning my phone on and off and returning to back to the same sight. I slumped back in my seat, gazing at the rows and rows of apple trees. Turning back on my phone I decided to got to the apple maps to see if I can pin point where I am at. It loaded quicker than usual before a message popped up on the screen. "Where da fuck u be mah nigga?. I gazed my device in surprise before turning it off. "What the hell was that all about?" I mustered out loud before returning back to searching my surroundings.

knowing there were no apple trees from hours from where I stayed, I mumbled in confusion. 'Where did that Dickhead Dave take me?' I thought to myself as my memory slowly flooded back into my head of that unfaithful night of me getting electrocuted or some shit.

I decided to look around the inside of my car. My Glock was on the console, all three magazines resting under it, with my supply back pack in the passenger seat. I reached over and opened it to see what I had inside.

1 book of Lusty Armenian Maids, an extra mag for my Glock, A medical aid kit, several vitamin snacks, a G.P.S system, a 100 dollar L.E.D flashlight, a match box and 25ft rope.

'Atleast he was nice enough to leave my shit.' I sarcastically began to think. I took a look in my backseat and was greeted with the sight of my beautiful Magpul AR-15 with its magazines resting on the backseat floor mat. 'At least this nigh- errr- day hasnt completely gone to shit.'

After sitting on my ass wondering what to do, blue large blue four legged motherfucker landed on my car hood with a thud. I froze where I was and locked eyes with the blue creature. It had two large rose red eyes and a rainbow hair thing. It had two small wings sprouting out its sides. As soon as I blinked it flew away. "What in the holy high fucking devil what THAT" I yelled to my self extremely loud. "First getting struck by a large bolt, then getting sent to treeville in the middle of butt-fuck Egypt and now a colorful ass blue mofo had landing on my hood? What the fuck is going on!?!".

After rewinding the memory of the blue flying thing crashing on my hood, I had realized I needed to get out and inspect my surroundings. I began to unbuckle myself from the seat beat and grabbed my Glock, slightly pulling back the slide to check it was ready to fire. Carefully stepping out my car, I looked in the skies to see if I can spot any aircraft contrails but gave up after I saw none. I gazed around my suv and stopped when I noticed something blue and yellow poking out of a tree 30-35 meters away. It appeared to be that blue thing that landed my hood and it looks like it has a friend with it. I slowly stepped back to the back door of my car, keeping my eyes locked on 'it'. I cautiously trying not to break eyesight with it opened it and reached for my AR, just to get a closer look at it with my short zoom optics. both of them had the same body features except the other one had a yellow body with pink hair.

'What the are those things?' I thought in wonder. A closer inspection reveals they are communicating with each other. 'Aint no way in hell those can talk? I aint in Michigan no more." My mind wondered before I then decided to yell and grab their attention. With a huff my chest, I shouted. "HEEYYY" My shout was so loud it vibrated the bones in my body. The two creatures stopped speaking and yellow one zipped away in the sky, followed by the blue on. "Haha fucking spooked em." I hobbled my ass back to the car and decided to follow them to see where they lead me. Grabbing my keys off the dashboard, I stuck them in the ignition and proceeded to start my car. With a hefty growl the engines started. I checked my fuel and readings and was surprised at the sight of a full gas tank and charged battery. "Today might be a great day." I pressed my foot on the brakes and put it in drive and headed after the flying things, swerving around trees.

YOU KNOW WHO THESE 'THINGS' ARE, NO NEED FOR A BACKGROUND STORY!

"Geez Fluttershy did you see the size of that thing? It looked like it could snap a log in half!" Said Rainbow Dash to her flying companion, Fluttershy. "It-t-t sure seemed scary, I think we outta warn Apple Jack so they dont get hurt by it." She squeaked out. "Thats a good idea, theres not telling what that thing would do to them!" They quickly turned around and flew back to the barn to alert their friends of the New Comer.

"Appllleee Jacckkkk! Yo Apple Jack." Rainbow Dash yelled for her friend. "Shut your yelpin im right here." She responded, walking around the back side of the barn. "Whats with da hustlin here partner."

"AJ, there is a HUGGEEEE monster on your apple orchard and we think it might hurt you and your family." rushed Flutter Shy and RD at the same time. "Well if your right then we oughta get twi and the girls, dont you do that will ya dash?" She requested her friend. "You betcha AJ, will get them in a flash." And away she zoomed off. "I sure hope that big black doesnt hurt anyone. Maybe its just lost and scared" Piped up FS. "We'll find out in a bit, mine while we better warn Big Mac, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith.

Back to Josef

I had lost sight of the strange creatures but had finally spotted a town in the distance. "What a whack ass looking town, wonder what types of people ill see there." I whispered to myself. I started making my way down the hill cautiously to avoid rolling my suv down the hill. In just I few minutes I had made it down was speeding of towards the Medieval style village. 'I dont see a single car or person insight, what the freakin freak.' I had thought to myself, getting a little suspicious as I slowly began to approach the town.

Just as I was making it up to the first 'Building' I slammed on my brakes in surprise. There were multiple colorful horse like things staring at me.

They were similar to the blue and yellow horse things but this time, some of them had horns on their heads and some did not. "What kind of a shit show did I just show up to." I slammed the car in reverse, flipped a bitch, and peeled off in the direction, only to have my car freeze in its tracks and lift in the air. "YOOO WHAT THE-" I didnt get to finish as I was swung around in the air and was dropped with a bang in the ground. With out hesitation I punched the gas into a field without what looking to see what caused me to fly in the air. Moments later I was rushing between trees when my car got sent into a full stop, causing me to smash into the dashboard. I quickly caught my self and USMC training kicked in. I jumped into the backseat of my car, grabbed my AR and rolled out the door to see whats causing this. My eyes landed on a flying purple horse thing hovering several feet over my car, soon followed by the same blue horse thing from earlier. 'What kind of a shit show did I get caught in' I thought to myself, as the horses got closer. I didnt waste time and began to fire into the air, trying to spook them. They stopped in their tracks and then wisped away behind a tree nearby. "HEY, I KNOW YOU'RE OVER THERE, COME OUT." To my surprise they walked out from behind the tree and headed to my direction. "FREEZE, DONT COME ANY CLOSER." They obeyed my order and stopped in their tracks. "Good good, now stop following me, and I wont hurt you." I commanded with a stern voice, hoping the things would understand me. "S-s-sorry we didnt mean t-to scare you." The purple one said. 'Tickle my nipple, it CAN talk?' I thought in surprise and awe that these things can speak perfect English. "STAY STILL." I barked, noticing they were moving towards me. "GET OUT OF HERE!" I fired two shots, trying to scare them away, but they didnt budge. "I SAID GET, YOU DUMB ANIMAL." I shouted again, yet to no avail. "We arent trying to hurt you." It said to me. "We were just curious, please dont hurt us." It said. "Well follow someone else, SCRAM SCRAM." And away they went. (End Chapter)