“I’m not to sure where I quite a-“
Crash. Lighting and rain poured down as a confused Bear Grylls stumbled over a fallen tree. Usually this hardened survivalist was up for just about anything, but shortly after losing contact with is camera crew, he became quickly frightened. His hands burned from the scrapes along trees as he ran. He of all people knew that this was the worst survival technique, but he was afraid and confused. And he really had to shit.
The drenched Bear Grylls jumped over a small moss covered ledge, landing and twisting his ankle. He screamed and immediately fell to hold his throbbing ankle. As the raindrops hit his face, he weakly opened his eyes to see a dim light emitting past a few trees in front of him. His shaking hands reached into his pocket and pulled out a jar of Flintstone’s © Vitamin pills and pushed them against his lips. Bear had a new found strength of energy that would pull him forward. As he stammered forward the light had a welcoming glow that seemed to entrance him, pulling him forward.
He pushed the brush aside to see a small quaint town that was bustling with business. Bear was sure that he was hallucinating as before him was a town of multicolored, talking ponies. He chuckled weakly and limped forward with a dull expression in his eyes. Ponies quickly ran as they saw the weird creature crawl over, unsure of its existence.
He soon came across a group of teenage vandals who decided that this new creature was to have a warm welcoming. They ran up to him and kicked him in the balls. Bear fell to the ground in pain, just enough for another kick to the jaw. The vandals towered over him laughing as one took a piss on the poor excuse of a human being. Bear could not take it any longer. He started to weep as the ponies trotted away in laugher.
Bear had been though it all, broken legs and dehydration to the point where it felt of burning knifes in his throat, but such humiliation was too much. He cried holding his bruised legs in agony. Then suddenly he heard hoof steps.
Bear’s expression was that of horror, afraid to turn over and met the new form of possible danger.
“Oh- oh my! Ar-are you okay?” A voice seemed to whisper
Bear was shocked. He plopped over to meet a timid, yellow pony concerned about his current state. Bear wanted to say everything right then and now. Especailly how his dick felt like if a porcupine had been twerking on that shit yo.
“I…I need help…” were the words that came to him.
Fluttershy knew exactly what to do.
“Don’t worry monkey, I will take you to my Shaq. There I can make everything all better.”
This had been happening all too fast. Bear had every right to be weary of the pony’s offering, but the gentle charm of her soothed any implications he had. Also she had a nice ass.
Fluttershy helped Bear Grylls up to his feet and helped him into a meadow. As they came (haha) closer, Bear saw the outline of a familiar face.
He smiled. He knew everything would be alright.
“Hey there, Fluttershy. Who's that you got there, swinga nigga? I ain't got no llamas for that one farm, but I can sure blow off a lot of carbonated if it's for a fry. Rectum.”
You're rectum.
“Hey, Shaq! This is Bear! He's lost, so I thought I'd bring him back here!”
Shaq's eyes went wide. A sudden throbbing was felt in his groin area.
It was him. He knew it. He was the one. His huge dick would never deceive him.
“Ai, hello there, Shaq. My name is Bear. Electronic grass milk.”
He already ran
I ate half of it.
Can we use
Haha that's what you
Anal breeze.
“Pleasure to meet you, Bear. I'm Shaq. I'm ridiculously tall and I like to get it get it with all my muffins in the other lake of blue socks. I can rotate.”
Boku no Baka
Without a single moment to spare, Shaq ran up to Fluttershy, picked her up by her hips, and shoved his huge fucking cock into her mouth so hard, that it came out of her right eye.
“W-What the aaaaaauuughghgh! Why would you do this!?” yelled Fluttershy in sheer metal.
“My goodness, mate, that's unbelievable! Can I join in too?”
Shaq looks up from his pony fucking to see Bear in the eyes. He then slowly grows a grin that could only mean one thing;
He WANTED him to join.
Bear didn't hesitate for a single instant. He walked over to the brutal fucking and put his own dick inside of Fluttershy's belly button, causing blood to fucking erupt from it.
I like to move it move it.
That was aqua-tastic.
“W-w-whaaaaaa! Dear god my plastic! It's erupting from my ancient tombstone of lonely sprinkles of fucking fuck!” yells Fluttershy as she was being violated by the two horny men.
God I'm hard. Would you like to on on me?
Put it up there
How did you
Penis
Chitoge farts
To Shaq and Bear's surprise, Fluttershy suddenly died.
Twas a shame.
Asswipes
“Well...I-I don't know what to say..I...I was in love with her...How-How could this happen?” Bear asked as tears began to form in his eyes.
Shaq looked up to his eyes, and tears of his own began to form. He walked over to Bear, and put an arm on his shoulder.
“It's okay, Bear. It was for the best.”
Bear looks up to meet his gaze. A strong bond was being formed in the air.
“Shaq, I-I feel... strange... W-what is this feeling?”
“Bear, I will be here for you. I will protect you from here on out.”
No words. No words were longer needed. Their lips clashed in an extremely passionate sense.
Boku no Pico
Dear god yes come yes into my yes that is full of yes. Whenever you yes into my yes, I want you to yes me so hard that I will yes.
Suddenly, much to their surprise, the lifeless body of Fluttershy began to levitate in the air, and all of her wounds began to heal, almost as if it was magic.
“I never thought it would have to come to this, you chips. Prepare to feel... my WRATH!!!???”
Shaq and Bear died from her wrath.
“I-I am a GOD.”
Before Fluttershy could fly in the air in victory, a peculiar thud was heard a few feet from behind her. Turning around, she saw that it was nothing but... Wait, what's this?
Fluttershy notices something different. She DOES see something. Is that a...box?
She carefully approaches the box that seemed to appear out of nowhere. As she came closer, she was able to make out that it was... a pizza box? A pizza box... with a note on it?
Fluttershy bent down to read the note;
“Did you order a pizza?” -Raku
“R-Raku? Who is Raku?” Fluttershy asked.
Suddenly, a young 17-year-old boy appeared in front of her, teeth barring.
“I am Raku. Prepare to meet your demise.”
He killed Fluttershy by eating her left eyeball.
Could I please have some extra soda?
Diet unrated frostbite.
