My little Minecraft : Steve Adventures

by PostTest

Rating: teen
Tags: Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4725

Steve is teleported to Equestria and is confused.

Steve, the builder and shaper of Minecraftia, gets teleported to Equestria on still unknown reasons.. May it be Herobrine or some other unknown force.. We will find out.

Published 2014-08-06 18:00:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-01 02:32:04 UTC

What Happened?

I slung my diamond pickaxe onto my shoulder and walked down the corridor, intent in making another mineshaft.

My mine was decent to say. I have collected 32 Iron ore and 2 stacks of coal. Pretty decent if you ask me.
The mine itself was also pretty good looking. With its cool looking support beams, even though unnecessary as blocks just float in the air, was very good for the eye.

I unconsciously began to randomly hum a tune.

As I walked down the corridor, still humming that tune, I spotted movement in one of the branches.
Being Steve the Curious, I decided to check it out.

As I neared the branch, more movement appeared. It was a blur, like it was too fast. I tilted my head, trying to process what I'm seeings.
It was too small for a hurt Enderman, and it was too big to be an ocelot.

I tried to touch it, but recoiled due to it's fast movements. It felt like rushing water, but 50x faster.
Try to imagine that.

Anyway, the thing just kept moving, side by side, not really trying to escape from me. I discarded the idea of a hostile mob, as it hadn't even showed signs of hostility towards me. It might as well be a passive or peaceful mob.

The thing showed no signs of stopping, it's a wonder why it hadn't crashed through the walls yet. Seeing as this was a very experienced runner, I put my hand on my chin, trying to figure out how to catch the things so I could study it. Whatever it was it would make for a very good speed training.

I scratched my chin, still thinking of an idea to capture it. A one block drop? Nah, it would probably escape it. Hit it? Probably would hit me back. Maybe- no, not enough items, what if..
My brain kept firing ideas at me, which were useless for this fast thing. I can't do anything to catch it with just a normal plan.

Suddenly, I had a brainwave, I remembered that I still had that lava bucket with me, from my troll with Perseus.(don't ask, he's very sensitive)

I grabbed my lava bucket and positioned myself, trying to time it just right.
One.. Two.. Three.. GO!
I placed the lava, effectively making the thing catch on fire, it ran around in a panic, or probably because it can't stop.
I'll take the second reason.
The lava continued to flow, slowly making it's way towards me. I tried to scoop it with my lava, but it disappeared from my inventory.
After I found that out, I thought What is happening? Why Murphy, why!

Yes, there is Murphy law on my world.

Anyway, the thing still kept running around, the lava was still flowing, and it's getting near me.

Then I remembered what kind of lava bucket was that.

--2 days ago--

"Hey, Steve!" Perseus called.

"What is it?" I ask.

"Buy this kind of lava for the troll, the bucket disappears after use, and can't be blocked by blocks as it would only multiply! The only thing that can stop it is water!"

"This is gonna be golden!" I squeal. "But I also have a bad feeling about this.."

--Present--

I cursed, thinking just exactly why I just so not brought a water bucket but instead brought that kind of lava instead.
I stepped back continuously until I hit a wall.
I looked back, seeing as how the exit wasn't there.
Shit, I thought.

The exit was on the other side of the shaft, blocked by lava, how I got on the other side of the shaft, I don't know, but it was troll-worthy.

The lava reached me, hurting me and burning me to death.
My before I died was
I'm gonna respawn right?

Right?

Fluttershy is tending to the animals, feeding them green goodies.
One bunny though, was tapping his foot on the ground, waiting for something Fluttershy forgot.
Angel bunny is chittering Gimme my salad! to Fluttershy, who was standing in front of him.
"Oh, but Angel bunny," she said. "We don't hav-"

She was cut short by a thunder clap outside her house.
The animals immediately skittered to their hiding places with Fluttershy, who, like all the animals were shivering with fear.
Eventually, she gathered her courage and walked out, calling out to the animals she said.
"Oh little critters, it was nothing scary, just a teensy weensy thunder clap."

The critters walked out, still nervous about the thunder clap. Fluttershy too, was nervous.
Because she knew there wasn't supposed to be a storm scheduled for today.

She looked out her window, staring at the sky.
Sure enough, not a single storm cloud was in sight. What was that?
She didn't dig deeper into it though.

Her courage could only go far enough to her animals.

Twilight was studying a spell, when suddenly a thunder clap was heard over the Everfree Forest.
She yelped, losing concentration over the spell. She had just almost finished the spell.
It was a summon spell. It was supposed to summon items from all over Equestria with just enough magic
to call onto anything,

Darnit, now I need to redo it again. She thought. But she immediately put it aside when she yawned. Nevermind, rest it is.
She walked into her bedroom, and flopped onto the bed

Sleep was already creeping into Twilight's mind, but unlike all the other days she practiced, she welcomed it with open hooves.

She didn't even think of the mysterious thunder clap.

I woke up, immediately hitting my head in a tree branch.
I yelped, scratched my head, and wondered where I am.

In front of me, in a 5 block radius were all blocks, but the others, were curved.
What. I thought, confused about this sorcery. There are no curves in Minecraftia.

I stood up and examined my surroundings. Like I said earlier, 5 block radius = blocks, the rest are not.
I took a step forward, and the blocks moved. I looked back, and there were 2 blocks length, not 3.

This isn't Minecraftia, obviously. But my physical nature makes everything in a 5 block radius blocky, whilst the rest are not. I thought.
But if I'm not in Minecraftia.. Then where am I?

I racked my brain for answers, trying to get a clue. Before my death, I was being burned to death by that troll lava, but that was all I could muster, the other memories served no purpose.

I continued to walk forward, trying to find settlements. Surely a new world like this must be habited.

Night was peeking. Night means danger, as it usually gets monsters out of their hiding places. I was immediately alarmed, and I summoned a few cobblestone to make for a noob tower.
I towered up into a tree, and lay my head on the blocky leaves. I sighed, thinking everything I've been through to just die to some stupid troll lava.

But I got into more important things in hand.

Where am I and what happened?

Author's Note

Minecraft Fimfiction everybody!

New World

I was whistling a tune to myself, a song I was well acquainted to.

This scene brought great nostalgia right now. Me sitting on the tree while watching animals and monsters roaming the area.
They don't notice me, but the ones that do run away, as if I was some sort of plague.

I smiled, in spite of the position I was in, this made me happy to see such memories.

And he was in a New World.

Oh yeah.

In every Minecraftian's life, a song or something takes place, marking a turning point of one's life.
And I was already getting sleepy and dizzy.
But instead of avoiding it, I let it take over.

Nothing's better than a good night's sleep.

Herobrine was confused. Steve wasn't supposed to die.
Even though he saw that lava as a trap, he didn't think it would actually kill him.

Notch, Herobrine and Steve were brothers. Notch being the oldest, and Herobrine and Steve being twins.
Herobrine was then conquered by the spirit of Malice, a dangerous and evil entity, only growing in the deepest recesses of your hate and rage.

Herobrine had a soft spot for Steve, he loved him still, and couldn't bring himself to hurt him. The Malice wanted to kill everything, even Steve. Herobrine fought back, and with a few astounding words; Malice left, leaving him in power of the monsters, even a slice of his power to summon entities.

Notch and Herobrine became immortal, but Steve's wish was for all players to not die, amd respawn as they wish.
Monsters were less hostile and once dead was revived by Herobrine.

But when Herobrine saw Steve just, die off like that confused him.

Using his magic, he opened up a connection to Notch in the Aether.

"Herobrine, it's been too long." His brother, Notch said, smiling at the connection.

"I bring urgent news." Herobrine says, still confused at the incident.

Notch sighed. "What now? You lost your steak?"

"Hey!" Herobrine yells indignantly. "It wasn't my fault I was hungry! Anyway, it isn't that,it's Steve."

Herobrine hit a nerve. Notch instantly became silent and alert and big bro mode.

"What happened?" He asks, much more venomous.

Herobrine told him everything, and each news made Notch much more alert and worried for his little brother's safety.

"It's gonna be alright." Notch says to Herobrine. "He's gonna respawn if he dies.."

Herobrine knew that of course. But only, and only if he was in Minecraftia.

But he's pretty sure he's not.

Then music started to fill the connection.

"First I open, my eyes!" a voice sang. I let it continue, knowing full well that this is a turning point.
Most times Minecraftians don't get unconcious. But it was probably because I was tired.

I saw a memory in third person, me lying down at the forest floor, opening and rubbing my eyes.

"Then I felt such a strange, breeze." The memory shifted into me figuring out my blocky radius, scratching my head and chin.

"I have travelled to the whole world, made of blocks." And it was true, I basically travelled the whole Minecraft World.

"Totally, unbeknownst to me." But I didn't know until someone told me.

"When you play Mine, Mine, Minecraft! Mine, Mine, minecraft! Mine, Mine, Minecraft! Oooh!"

Instrumentals filled my head, a piano, and.. A guitar? I wasn't sure, I'm not too good at both.

"There were animals, all across, the land!" The wolves, bears, and other more were basically true. Not to mention there's alot more to see.

Oops, spoilers.

"Villagers working hard, hand in hand!" Well I guess, more spoilers would be fine but.. No.

"There are roses mountains and a big, blue sea even trees as far as the eye, could see.

"How'd this happen, why am I here? What's my purpose in, this place?

"Who's that coming, what am I hearing, as the night, approaches, I, should go and hide!"

"There's all sorts, of creatures, run, with all my might!

When you play Mine, Mine, Minecraft! Mine, Mine, Minecraft! Mine, mine, Minecraft! Ooh!"

It continued, until an instrumental played in, and I watch interested in all this things that happened. Turning Points happened after it happened. So this is actually it.

"Endermen, and zombies, Creepers, who go hide!

"Either live or die it's up, for me to decide!"

The 'When you play, Mine, Mine, minecraft!" Part played on, and when it was finished, I got my first real sleep in this world of curvy things.

Author's Note

Feedback is appreciated! Point out my mistakes!

Expedition to the Everfree

Author's Note

I GOWT LAHZY.

Expedition to the Everfree

Twilight was now in a café, trying to relax for her spell casting again.

Spell Casting took alot of energy from the Caster, runes help yes, but doing it still cost alot of energy.
But due to Twilight's energy, she can recast the spell 3 days after the failure whilst other casters take about two weeks to recover.

As Twilight sips the coffee, she thinks about what just happened yesterday that made her fail.

I already prepared the right incantations, and I said the words right, the runes were all set in place, What could have possibly gone wrong? She thinks.

Then Pinkie Pie appeared out of nowhere. From pony hammerspace? She has not idea.

"Hey Twilight! I just had a do-oo-oo-ozy!" She stretched the word doozy, making it long.. Wait..

"Really?" Twilight says. "Please tell."

Pinkie nodded fast, her head seeming like a blur. "Yeah, so you know that thunder clap earlier?"

Twilight stopped, looking at Pinkie she frowned. "What thunder clap?"

Pinkie grinned. "You know, the one that made you stop your spell?"

Twilight is now staring at Pinkie like she had just dropped out of space. "How- Just how did you know?"

Pinkie's grin turned into a mischievous smile. "Oh, I have my sources."

"NO!" The Author screamed. "PLEASE STOP!"

Pinkie lashed the whip again at him. "DO, FIX, AND PUBLISH!"

"PLEASE!" Author begged. "PLEASE LET ME JUST PLAY CLA-!" He was stopped again by Pinkie's whip, hitting him in the foot.

Author screamed, the painful scream while Pinkie was very mad. "NO! PUT ME IN THE NEXT CHAPTER NOW YOU LAZY MAN!"

The Author by now was sobbing while he's typing the story, putting Pinkie in the chapter instead of somepony else.

"NOW WORK!"

Twilight decided not to question her, like she did when she discovered Pinkie sense, nearly breaking every single bone in her body.
The unicorn shuddered, the Pinkie sense episode still gave her nightmares. But thanks to Luna, the nightmares were much more toned down.

"Um, okay." Twilight says. "Right, so what was the doozy?"

Pinkie's grin grew wider. She then inhaled a large breath, and spewed these things out.

"So the thunder clap wasn't in Ponyville and it wasn't Derpy either! Can you believe that! Derpy not doing anything bad? Anyway,
so the thunder clap wasn't really a thunder clap but it was actually something, or somepony else! Oo I need to meet him or her! Anyway, it was over the Everfree and when the Night came he sang and it was coooool and then he was asleep and then he woke up and then-" Pinkie couldn't finish because Twilight put a hoof over her mouth, silencing her effectively.

Once Pinkie didn't have any signs of speaking, Twilight sighed and then says "Whatever that was, it might have been a side effect of my spell, or something else, but still, we might need to check it out because it might be dangerous to all the ponies in Ponyville."

"Pinkie, go call Flutters and Rarity, and I'll get Dash and Applejack." Pinkie bounces off in the other direction while I go to the outskirts of Ponyville.

If Pinkie's 'source' was right then this might not be a threat or something but instead might be something else.. It's better to see though

The song finished, leaving Notch and Herobrine (now called as 'Briney' hehe.. AH NO) silent. It wss turning point, and it just made their jobs much easier.

Notch cleared his throat. "Herobrine, track down the song, it might be Steve's. I'll go and get the portal set up."

Herobrine nodded and closed the connection. He magically held the magika of the song, trailing it back to it's source caster.
However, he was having a hard time trailing it back, it seemed to be weaving in between different dimensions, very far away and hard to catch it.

When he finally gets to the source dimension, he takes it, and teleports to Notch.

"Notch!" Briney says, catching his attention. "I got the source!"

Notch himself was straining himself, it was already probably thirty minutes at most, Briney didn't want to fail his brother again.
"I'm trying!"

The portal opens, it was a swirling black void. Briney threw the source at the portal, and it shattered on the portal, showing the forest of where Steve was.

But it was already too late.

"Alright," Twilight says. "So since everypony is here, let me tell you the news."

Suddenly, Twilight was cut off by Fluttershy. "Is it about the thunder clap?"

Twilight and the others stared at her, while Fluttershy started hiding behind her mane.

"Um, yes Fluttershy," then Twilight stared at her curiously. "Did Pinkie tell you?"

"Oh no, it just scared the animals, that's all. But when I looked out my window, there were no storm clouds that's why I was confused."
Fluttershy explains.

So no storm clouds while there was a thunder clap? Weird Everfree forest is crossed out. Twilight thought.

"When have you been brave enough to check, Fluttershy? Rainbow Dash asks. The prismatic mare wasn't scared, she was just surprised. And she totally was not bullying Fluttershy.

"I wasn't," Fluttershy says. "I just needed to check on what happened so I can calm my animals down."

"Whatever it is it must have a taste for fashion!" The unicorn fashionista says. "It may be an alien but it surely has new designs for us!"

Right.

Twilight clears her throat, catching everypony's attention.

"So yeah, you probably heard from Pinkie, something happened in the Everfree and were going to find it!" Twilight says.
"For Science!"

Applejack, on the other hoof, was frowning. "Whatever it is, shouldn't we just leave it alone?" She says, looking at the other five.
"It might be hostile, and we could very well regret this decision."

"Nonsense, Applejack!" Twilight says giddily, all these things were making her more excited for figuring out what happened.
"Where's your spirit for science?"

Rainbow Dash and Applejack groaned, both of them saying "Up in Pony Heaven."

"Right, so we have everything we need right?" Twilight says, hovering a checklist in front of her.

"I brought the apples!" Applejack says. Twilight checks a box.

"And I brought our scarves!" Rarity says.

"I brought the confetti!" Pinkie says. Twilight frowned but didn't check anything.

"I brought water!" Rainbow says. Twilight checks it off the checklist.

"And I brought the rope.. What's it for again?" Fluttershy asks.

"The rope is for if the thing is aggresive." Twilight replies, double checking the list.

"Since we have everything in the checklist, we should get going!"

Everypony present cheered and walked towards the Everfree, not knowing what to see, hear and expect.

They are in for a fright.

Contact

"Alright everypony," Twilight hushed everypony in the area. Since they were getting deeper (thats what she said) they might encounter some wild and hostile animal.

Better safe than sorry. She thought.

As they trudged on the foliage, everyone was silent, save for Pinkie humming a tune that Twilight had never heard before.
Then they heard the sound of cutting, Twilight raised her hoof and they sneaked into the clearing, not seen by the creature.

The creature isn't paying attention to us. It was chopping wood, but unlike Twilight has ever seen before, it was using unknown magic.

The creature was a biped. It wore a blue shirt and a dark blue pants. It was holding a.. Diamond Axe, efficiently cutting through the wood.

Every time he cuts a tree, three or two pieces float in mid-air, while the others fall on him. But, when they fall on him, they float.

Interesting.. Twilight thought, scribbling notes on her notepad.

"Um, Twilight." Fluttershy whispered.

"Not now, Fluttershy." Twilight whispered back.

"Twilight!" Fluttershy whispered much more urgently.

When she finally looked up, annoyed. She saw that Rainbow, Rarity, Applejack, and not Pinkie, she was smiling, had been frozen stiff.
Then she looked behind her.

And she, was frozen with fear.

The creature, once cutting wood, was now heading for them, holding a glowing sword towards us.

It took a step towards us, whether cautiously or not Twilight didn't care. She wanted to live so she called out. "Run, everypony!"

Everyone but Rainbow Dash scrambled up and took off. "Rainbow Dash, what are you doing, lett's go!"

"Give me the rope." She replied.

"But-"

"I said, give me!" Rainbow said fiercely.

Twilight threw her the rope towards Rainbow. She caught it with one hoof and put the lace on her mouth.
"No one threatens my friends like that." She mutters.

She threw the rope towards the creature, but was caught off guard when the rope suddenly disappeared.

"What the ha-" she was cut off when suddenly, the creature with a burst of speed, hit her with the butt of his sword, and throw her like a rag doll over the forest.

"Rainbow!" Twilight screamed.

The creature though, sighed, as if it was used to this. It then walked towards Twilight.

"Stay away!" The unicorn yelled, shooting a bolt of magic towards the monster.

It was not a creature now, it was a monster.

The bolt didn't affect it. Blue haze began to cover them, its eyes turning blue, it only said something Twilight didn't care much because she thought she was gonna die.

"Blood Destruction."

I sat down in the grassy floor. Ugh, doing Blood Destruction was tiring.

If you don't know what 'Blood Destruction' means, it is the destruction of blood in exchange for enhanced strength. Basically enhanced every sense.

But since I didn't have blood,(and also other minecraftians. It helped in PvP) it didn't hurt me.

But instead of taking blood from me, it took energy and hunger instead. So after I used BD (our little nickname for the Blood Magic yey.) I ate some steak that I got from a bear. Now, don't ask why I know what a bear is, I've seen enough bears snatch girls back in Minecraftia and I immediately classified it as hostile.

Turns out it was.

Anyway, after the sad encounter of the horses, horned horses, and stupid Skittle Horse, I went back and decided to mine.

This is how I dealt with disappointment: Drown it in the excitement of mining. I once loved it, but now, after seventeen thousand years of mining, it has gone monotonous. The infinite world of Mincraft has gotten boring for me.

But seeing the curvy trees in this world, I changed my mind about mining. Since it must be new, there must be some new gems.

I smiled at the possibilities, which were a lot. There could be materials in this world that might be stronger than diamonds.

So I went into a random clearing and began to dig.

I immediately uncovered a bunch of gems. A bunch of red gems, blue gems, and green gems which I immediately recognized as emeralds. They suck so I'm not even gonna pick it up.

When I picked it up, I was surprised. There were 64 of each, enough to make full sets of armor.

The red one was named 'Ruby' and the blue named 'Sapphire'.

I got out a crafting table, and began to craft armor.

Best be ready for another assault, I thought.

Once done, I decided to check the armor strengths.

The ruby one was strong. Once in legging level, the armor bar was full. This armor was basically tank armor. The ruby sword gave 9 damage but has Fire Aspect II on it. Useful for burning stuff.

The sapphire set was as strong as an Iron set, which got me disappointed at first. But I quickly found out that it gave speed effects, which were awesome by the way, and the sword gave a haste factor.

I tried to combine the two, but was dismayed that, when incomplete, no effect came.

But still, this would be useful for combat!

So I made a cave near there and set up some chests, furnaces and a crafting table. Since this obviously was a mining site, it would prove useful for me.

Growls filled the room and seven 'Manticores' (thank you whatsthatmod) filed out.

They weren't very threatening but were surprising me, since they basically surrounded me, I readied for combat. Again.

But this time, I didn't actually need Blood Destruction. I sliced through them like they were clay and soon, no manticores were alive.

I smiled proudly. All these years on PvP wasn't useless after all!

Malice cackled with delight.

"Soon boy." He said. "Soon.."

Author's Note

YEY 4TH CHAPTER WOO!

Pinkie : YOU'RE LATE!

NOOOOOO

-whip lashes out to me-

AWW PLEASE STOP I WAS BORED AND LAZY OK?

Pinkie : NO!

NOOOUUUUUHHH

Announcement

Read me.

Author's Note

alright guys, first of all.. IM BACK! Second, thanks for 350+ views! I really appreciate how people liked my shameful attempt at a story.
Third, GREAT NEWS! IM HOSTING A QNA! SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS HERE! SEXUAL OR NOT!
Now, I would make the qna IF i receive 8 questions or more. Submissions must not be doubled cuz Luna would be mad.
However, lower than 8 questions you will not receive a QNA.
Double Questions do not count.
Questions are to ALL the characters, including the narrator and the Author.
HAVE A GOOD DAY AND READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT.

Answers

Will Steve eat the ponies or try to tame them?
What is notch/herobrine going to do about this (when they find out)?
How will celly/luna/discord react?
Do you agree that discord is best draquoneus?
Will Steve get back?
Will there be a sequel?
Who is best pony?
Is this considered the eighth question?
What is chaos in your opinion?
Will resistance be pointless? (Go daleks)
Can you post regular updates?

Number. One. I don't know, depends.

Number two, that contains spoilers

Number three, spoilers, again.

Number four, he is only draconequss so he is best draconequss.

Number five, Spoilers,ugh.

Number 6, probably.

Number seven, not my opinion.

Number ei- wait no, thats not a question,

Number eight. Chaos, it is chaos.

Number nine. yes.

Number ten, yes or no, that depends on my schedule.

I'm out. I should stop writing on 10 PM. Gnite everyone, update should be around someday..?

Mining

However dangerous the world may be, it's still full of riches.

I mined another strip of ruby and put it in my pack.

My pack was full with another set of Sapphire and Ruby. The place was overflowing with them, so I took some.

"Lalala.. Lalalalalaaaa.. Lalalaaaaaa.." I hummed, attracting a few puppies again. They wore diamond collars and held swords, but I can outmatch them with basically everything I have.

Knowing better, they set off running.

I smiled, knowing for once that I might have a safe day of mining.

"I hate this." Author said, scratching his head, "I haven't played Minecraft for months amd you tell me to make an MC crossover?"

Pinkie nodded so fast that it was blurry. "Of course! Didn't you catch me say it?"

To be honest with himself, he didn't. She was talking too fast!

"Uh, yeah." Author said. "But I can't continue. Therefore, I am cancelling this story."

"WHAT!" Pinkie screamed. "NO WAY!"

"Yes way." Author said, tired. "I can't continue the story.. I haven't the mind to do it anymore.."

"But-but-but.." Pinkie cried. It was sad, but He had to let go.

"Sorry, Pinks." Shutting down the IPad, he saw Pinkie fading away. "But maybe.. Somestory else."

--

Everything fell down to the dark void. Ponies screaming for help. Even Celestia was dragged down.

Death was everywhere.

Steve was shocked - he was gonna die!

"What am I gonna do!" He said.

"NO!" A familiar voice said.

He turned around and saw Herobrine and Notch in a portal.

"Quickly!" Herobrine yelled, extending his hand. Steve tried to grab it, and he succeeded. But not before he and his brothers got sucked in too.

He just had to say something, didn't he?

Author's Note

Alright, I'm sorry but I have to cancel this story, i can't continue it anymore. Too much schoolwork and litterally no brain power to make anything story related unless it's a One shot.

The idea can be adopted, but be sure to put credit on me! I liked it but.. I never really explained much..
So yeah, sorry guys, just can't do it anymore..

Signing out- Post Test. (Ignis Consumens Est)