Twilight Sparkle and her friends laughed and played the silly party games Pinkie Pie had prepared for them. Although Twilight was turning twenty five, she and her friends still enjoyed the little filly games such as pin the tail on the pony and musical chairs. Well, almost all of them were enjoying their selves. Rainbow Dash played the games with her friends but gave hardy, bored sighs in doing so.

"Uuuuuugh..." the cyan mare huffed as she sat in a chair at the end of a round of musical chairs.

"What's wrong, Rainbow?" Applejack, who was in charge of the music, asked.

"Yeah, don't you like my games, Dashie?" Pinkie gave large, tearful eyes and a quivering lip.

"Of course, Pinkie," Rainbow answered. "It's just.. aren't we getting a bit old for this? I mean, Twi's turning twenty five, and the rest of us are either older than her, or not too far behind."

"Yeah, so?" Pinkie wasn't sure what age had to do with anything. To her, it was just a number.

"Well," Rainbow thought for a moment, "not that your parties aren't the best, Pinkie, but why don't we go out and do something a little more... age appropriate?" She gave a hopeful smile to her friends.

Her friends looked back and forth at each other, reading the mixed emotions in their eyes. After some time, Rarity spoke for the group.

"Alright, Darling," She smiled at Rainbow Dash, "but where can we indulge ourselves in entertainment meant for our age group?"

Dash rubbed her jaw, thinking. "Well..." She began, "I do know one place... but..."

"But what?" Twilight inquired.

"It's only open at night," Rainbow responded, "So we'll have to go later."

"Alright, we can wait," Twilight said with a smile. She had absolutely no idea what she and her friends had just gotten into.

After a few more hours of playing party games, it was about to reach 8 o' clock and they were all just as energetic as they started the party. However, after another round of hide-and-seek and no one being able to find Pinkie, again, they were all getting bored of party games. With this newfound boredom, Twilight remembered the conversation from earlier, and decided to bring it up again.

"Hey Rainbow, do you think the place you were talking about earlier is open now?" Twilight questioned. Rainbow looked up at the clock.

"Yeah, it should be. Are you guys ready?" Rainbow answered.

"Wait, shouldn't we clean up first?" Twilight said.

"Don't worry about it, guys. I'll clean up later," Pinkie replied.

"I reckon' we're as ready as we'll ever be. Let's get a move on then, Rainbow," Applejack added in.

With that, they left Sugarcube Corner and headed on their way to the red-light district.

Rainbow Dash and her friends stood out, in front of the glitzy building. Large, red and pink neon lights flashed on the front, spelling out "The Pink Pony," with large X's surrounding it. This was a strip club. Twilight and Rarity blushed at the realization that Rainbow had brought them to such a promiscuous play pen, where the exotic and the erotic collide. Applejack had to take her hat off and hide her face, she was blushing so hard, and Fluttershy nearly passed out. Pinkie didn't seem to understand and was giddy with anticipation instead.

"Oh boy!" She cried. "Who knew there was a place named after me?!"

"Uhh, Rainbow Dash...?" Twilight was slowly backing away from the entrance. "Maybe we should try somewhere else..."

"Nope," Dashie replied, sternly, "We're here now, so don't knock it 'til you try it." She began pushing the other five in one large group through the front doors.

They were met with quite the sight: greeting patrons at the door was none other than every ponies' least favorite piece of royal ass.

"Prince Blueblood!?" Twilight, Rarity and AJ cried in unison.

"May I help you?" Blueblood was only wearing a blue bow tie, and a matching banana hammock. He did not seem to recognize Rarity from the Grand Galloping Gala. He did, however, recognize Rainbow Dash. "Oh, Miss Rainblow! Your usual booth?" Blueblood asked, trotting up to her.

The others gave her a look between afraid, surprised, and curious.

"Uh, yeah, that'll be fine." Rainbow was blushing slightly and giving a worried smile.

"Alright, Booth #15." Blueblood was scribbling down something on a note pad.

As the six ponies made their way though the rows of booths, most of which had closed curtains, Twilight had to ask. "Why did he call you "Rainblow"? And why is he working here in the first place?"

"It's just a nickname, and you'd be surprised who works here." Rainbow slid into Booth #15. It sat in the corner of the establishment, and its seat almost made a complete circle around a large, round table, with a pole coming out of the center. The other ponies began filing in, before Dash pulled the curtain shut.

"Now then," She grabbed a book off of the table, "Let's see who's working tonight."

All of the ponies seemed to have gotten over the initial embarrassment except Fluttershy, who still hadn't woken up from her previous fainting. Nopony seemed to want to talk however, and silence carried over the table.

Rainbow had had her turn inspecting the list in the book, hadn't seen anyone interesting in her tastes, and had passed the book to the birthday mare, telling her it was her special day and she should choose, an excuse to watch her reactions to the names in the book. She was reacting surprisingly well, not saying anything except for the occasional 'oh' or 'huh', until she suddenly tensed up at reading one name, something that drew the attention of everypony at the table. She didn't keep reading, simply staring at the name, until someone spoke up.

"What is it, dear? Who did you... find?" Rarity asked, somewhat afraid of the answer she'd get. Twilight didn't answer however, too focused on the words on the page to even listen to her friends around her.

"Lemme see," Rainbow Dash said while leaning over Twilight's shoulder, trying to follow her eyes to the name. She quickly realized who she was looking at. "Oh. I forgot about... her." Rainbow Dash said with a seemingly apologetic tone.

"Who is it? Wait, lemme guess!" Pinkie said excitedly. "Colgate? Ms. Cheerilee? Apple Bloom? Uhhh, Mayor Mare?" She listed off excitedly, about to continue on when Applejack put a hoof over her mouth.

"Who is it, Rainbow?" Applejack asked, somewhat ticked off at Pinkie for calling her little sis a possible "performer", but more worried about her friend prone to anxiety attacks across the table who hadn't said a word in the past few minutes.

Instead of answering with words, Twilight levitated the book across the table to AJ, with Pinkie leaning over her shoulder trying to see it, too. One name was surrounded by a Twilight's purplish glow of magic. AJ read the name to herself, but Pinkie read it out loud for everyone to hear.

"The Horny and Pleasurable Trixie?"

Feeling that the special birthday girl deserved a special birthday gift, Rainbow ordered Twilight the sensual mare (who wasn't cheap, mind you) who had caught her attention. The curtains were quickly thrown back, seemingly by themselves. A blue mare stepped, gracefully into the booth. She wore a cape and a pointed hat. She eyed each mare in the booth, surprised to see that these... particular mares... took to this form of... entertainment. She didn't show her shock and instead began to carry out the instructions Rainbow Dash had given her, for when the unicorn arrived. She glanced at Twilight with a cute smile, and proceeded to straddle her. Twilight's face went a new shade of red that, if this wasn't fictional, would've caused every other pony's head to explode, because there minds couldn't process a new hue in their spectrum.

"Trixie? What are you..." Twilight started, but trailed off. One of Twilight's least favorite mares in all of Equestria had just casually sat on her lap, without saying even a single word. It was at this point Trixie slowly took her cape off, revealing she was wearing nothing more than a tight black leather thong. She turned around in Twilight's lap and started grinding against Twilight slowly with a certain sway and rhythm.

Rainbow Dash just smiled to herself, pleased at what she had done. She thought Twilight's blush was cute, and she could also tell that Twi was enjoying it, at least a little. The other four had absolutely no words for what was happening. As soon as the grinding started, Rarity got light headed and almost passed out like Fluttershy had done earlier. Speaking of the yellow pegasus, she was redder than a sunburned Big Mac. Applejack had to set her hat on her lap, to cover the quivering lips between the hips. Pinkie was staring rather creepily at the performance. Trixie's hip rotations were... mesmerizing... but at the same time disturbing.

Trixie looked behind her to see Twilight looking right at her ass. "Like what you see?" This was the first thing Trixie had said, upon her arrival. Twilight's eyes widened at the realization that she was enjoying this. She pursed her lips, fighting the urge to smile. Trixie smirked, and stopped the grinding. She hopped up onto the table and sat on the edge, a back hoof on either side of Twilight. She leaned back and looked at Twilight, thinking of what to do next. After some time, she finally asked the mare if she wanted anything in particular.

Twilight hesitantly looked the blue mare up and down, fantasizing about all the things she could do. It was at this point Twilight noticed something she hadn't before. Something... twitched. She had to look again to make sure she had seen it correctly. This was hard for her to do, considering the movement in question came from between Trixie's legs. Twilight glanced down at what she at first thought was the unicorn's marehood... but... It was a bit too large of a bulge to be a marehood...

Twilight's brain was going at supersonic speeds trying to process the new info in her head. Twilight Sparkle, Celestia's prized protégé, was at a strip club on her birthday with her 5 closest friends, getting a lap dance by her... her... she tried to find the word, and settled with rival, Trixie Lulamoon, who she just found out was a...

Surprisingly, Twilight's brain was only caught on one detail of her situation; how had she NOT known about Trixie's... condition, before?! Sure, she might have usually wore a cape and hat, but nothing around her private parts to hide them.

Was it just because she had never tried paying attention to Trixie's 'area' before? She was used to naked ponies living in Equestria, so she didn't usually even bother checking them out, with nothing really "new" to see. Of course, she might check out certain stallions that caught her eye from time to time, but not blatantly.

But how in Tartarus had she not noticed this until now!?

When she finally refocused herself into the world of her surroundings, she found herself looking eye to eye with the blue mare, a playful, seductive smile on her face.

"I see someone's enjoying the Great and Powerful Trixie in more ways than one, hmm?" Trixie said, breaking the ice between the two. Twilight simply nodded, too involved for her mouth to form words. She felt something inside her rising with a certain heat she hadn't felt in a very long time, but showed no signs of it.

"Submissive, hmm? What is it, Twilight? Is it your..." Trixie bent over to Twilight's ear, "first?" Trixie whispered, then returned to her normal sitting position with a large, mocking smile, both legs splayed in front of the lavender unicorn. Trixie picked up on the unicorn's inexperience to the situation, and decided to use it against her like she usually did with new clients, teasing them relentlessly.

All the while Twilight's inner heat was rising with every action performed by the performer in front of her. Everything from the seductive, mocking tone Trixie used to the slight movement of her tail between her legs hinting at the prize being hidden away was driving the inner Twilight crazy. Twilight was a mare and knew how to control her heat accordingly in public, but in this situation her inner sexual needs were winning the war of willpower.

Trixie found Twilight's silence unexpected, yet refreshing. She was used to the same old drunkards that had no will or surprise at all, just bending to her will and spewing raunchy comments the entire time. This was far too fun. The unicorn that made her a laughing stock in front of the whole town with an Ursa Minor was now just sitting quiet and speechless in front of all her friends because of her.

Trixie took a moment to examine the rest of the ponies watching the show. Rainblow Dash, a name she had learned about all too well, was sitting to her right with a small smirk, clearly enjoying the view. On the other side of Twilight was a yellow pegasus that was a shade of red that tomatoes aspired to have. She was facing down the table at her hooves and mumbling to herself very quietly, trying to ignore what's going on a few feet away. Next to her was a pink earth pony that seemed rather intrigued with what was happening, looking between Trixie and Twilight and trying to figure out what was happening, a complete contrast to the adjacent earth pony who was using a hat to cover her privates with a shameful look on her face.

She let her curiosity take control instead of focusing on the purple mare in front of her and turned her head to look at the gleaming, white-coated unicorn directly behind her. She was surprised to see quick movement of the unicorn's head towards the floor with a blush growing on her cheeks, confirming her suspicions. She HAD been staring at her ass. Trixie chuckled a little at the thought. Why be bashful? It's why you're here. Oh well, wasn't any of her business.

As she turned her head to return to her previous target, she felt something grip her head and pull her forward. Before she knew what was happening, her eyes and lips locked onto the lavender unicorn in front of her, with reactions coming from everypony at the table.

The two ponies sat in a deep, passionate lip lock, their tongues dancing around one another. Trixie slowly wrapped her legs around Twilight's waist. Dashie giggled a little at the sight. Pinkie had a shit eating grin on, as though to say, 'I FUCKIN' KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!' Rarity actually fainted before Fluttershy, both of whom were breathing so fast they hyperventilated. AJ bit her lower lip and stared at the hot mess of intertwined ponies before her.

She was sweating profusely before saying, "Y'know, we c'n leave, if y'all need any... privacy..."

Trixie broke away from Twilight and turned to the orange mare. " No, it's fine. I'm actually done here. That's all the time Rainbow Dash paid for." She got up to leave, but whispered into Twilight's ear before she left, "But I can still see you later. Then I can show you why the call me, 'Great and Powerful'..." With that, The Horny and Pleasurable Trixie made her exit.

"Alright," Rainbow Dash grabbed the folder once more, "who else we got?" She skimmed through the names. Carrot Top? Naw, she was probably busy. She was pretty popular. Noteworthy? No. Again, he was popular. He could do this amazing thing with his tongue. Like, HOT DAMN! Anyway... Thunderlane? Hmm... maybe later.

After a few more minutes of searching, she found the pony she was looking for. Rarity loved outfits right? Then who better to entertain her, than a mare in a very sexy outfit: The Lovely Nurse Redheart.

Rainbow Dash ordered the lovely mare to the table, but there would be a 15 minute wait time as she was already in service. Instead of ordering another, The Mane 6 decided to simply wait for her availability.

Things were getting interesting at the table due to the recent "happenings" with their last performer. Twilight was looking down below the table at the floor, a bright red blush on her cheeks. Rainbow Dash was looking down on her with a smirk on her face, laughing to herself. Twilight might've normally been the most intelligent and reserved of the six, but no mare was safe from the heat.

Fluttershy was simply glancing from pony to pony at the table, waiting for someone to say something. Her coat seemed to be returning to its normal yellow color instead of the bright crimson she and Rarity had been sporting earlier. Speaking of the fashionista, she was now looking down at her front hooves in disgust. Sometime in the last 20 minutes at the club, she had stepped in some gum that was now attached to her left hoof with no signs of coming off. She yanked the resilient gum with her magic, and with some effort, the sticky pink offender flew off of her limb and straight onto her face, eliciting a scream that caused her friends to clamp onto their ears in pain and brought two bouncers onto the scene with surprising speed. A terrible explanation and a wadded up piece of bubblegum candy later sent the bouncers away grumbling, about a grown mare screaming over a piece of gum.

Needless to say, Rarity was still blushing, but not because of her location anymore.

Pinkie now had the menu in her hooves, observing the options for herself and spitting out a sentence every now and then with some of the performers. It became rather awkward when the mare found one performer in particular named Cheese Deluxe, but was quickly skipped over just like the others. AJ just sat next to her with her hat remaining between her hips, with no intention of removing it anytime soon. A cowpony may enjoy a little "fun" every once in a while, but this was ridiculous!

The table remained the same for a few minutes before a stallion that only Rainbow Dash recognized approached the table.

"Sorry to disturb you mares, but I've been told to come tell you Ms. Redheart won't be able to attend to you tonight," the stallion said.

"What? Why the hay not?" Rainbow replied, disappointed and angry.

"Sorry Rainblow, but during her last session one of the customers wanted, ahem, a more 'realistic' nurse experience," the stallion answered, receiving a confused, questioning look from not only Rainbow, but the whole Mane 6.

The stallion sighed. "Well, the customer asked to be injected with a needle. Strange, I know, but it's not the first time Ms. Redheart has been asked to do something of the sort before, but..." He trailed off, obviously not wanting to continue, but the looks of the mares around the table forced him to continue. "When she normally uses the needles, they don't actually have any liquid inside. Usually just the feeling of the needle entering the skin and a small compression of the needle is enough, so nothing is used for the safety of customers. However when she placed the needle in and pushed, a small amount of some unknown liquid entered his system."

The mares gasped, and looks of worry appeared on their faces. The element of kindness spoke up, the motherly instincts coming out.

"Is the customer ok?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well, we're not sure. Nurse Redheart got to work instantly and took him to the hospital. I wouldn't be sure of anything though at this point, because right as she was taking him outside, he started babbling something about Celestia. I don't know what, though." Faces all around started changing; some worried, some confused, and some returning to normal.

"But, I suppose there is one silver lining to all this. Well, at least for you ponies," the stallion added in, once again capturing the attention of the Mane Six.

"And just what would that be?" Rainbow spoke up.

"Well, since you already ordered Ms. Redheart and she left, you get to order another as compensation. C'mon, you should know this, Rainblow," the stallion said, being much more casual with the last sentence, snickering a little.

"Can you stop calling me that in front of my friends, Crescent?" Rainbow snarled, making her friends all the more curious.

"Whatever you say, Dashie. Just hurry up and order." The menu was now in the possession of Rarity, who was scanning the list quite closely, but as soon as the words left Crescent's mouth, she put down the menu and pointed at one name in particular.

"This one, please." Rarity stated quite confidently. The stallion examined the name, wrote it down, and turned to leave.

"Your order will be here in a moment," He said as he left. As soon as he left, all attention turned to Rarity.

"Who did you order?" Rainbow and Twilight both said at once, each for a different reason. Rainbow didn't want her friends to meet some of the performers here, and Twilight didn't want another awkward encounter with a pony she knew too well.

She wouldn't be the one having an awkward experience, however. As soon as the words came out, a familiar voice came in from the club with a southern accent to boot.

"Hiya, cousin! I didn't know you came to places like this!"

Buck me. Applejack thought.

Every pony was speechless. Braeburn?! Why Braeburn?! What did Rarity have going on in her head?!

The white unicorn sat, a small smile on her blushing face. She had always had a thing for the Apples; always so muscular, so chiseled, so... hot! This was finally her chance to see what the Apples were capable of 'after hours.' She was about to start her work with Braeburn, when AJ piped up.

"Oh hell naw!" Applejack got up, and put her hat back on. She shuddered a little, realizing how... sticky... it was. "Braeburn Apple! I know you're a fully grown stallion and ya can do what ya please, but I won't stand f'r this!" She climbed up and over the table, bit onto Braeburn's ear, and began dragging him out of the establishment.

"OW! Hey, I was only doin' it f'r the extra bits," he pleaded.

"Don't wanna hear it!" AJ yelled back, through the ear in her mouth. "Just you wait 'til Granny Smith get's an earful o' this! She's gonna whip you good, boy! Though I s'ppose it wouldn't be your first whippin'!"

The five other ponies stared, in shock as the orange pony dragged her cousin out of the cat house... and right into the dog house.

Dashie shrugged. One down. Four to go. She picked the folder back up and flipped through the pages. She looked around the table, until she spotted her next target: Fluttershy was really quite. Nothing new there, but this could be for... different reasons. Rainbow, began skimming through at higher speeds, looking for some pony in particular, for the shy little pegasus. Where is she? She's really good with the shy ones. She goes all slow and stuff. Finally she found who she was looking for: The lovely, Sweet as Honey Sweetie Drops, A.K.A. Bon Bon.

Well, those dreams were smashed quickly as the mares learned that Honey Sweetie Drops wasn't working tonight. She had taken off tonight to spend a little time with her marefriend, and couldn't be expected to be in until tomorrow night.

Rainbow Dash sighed angrily as she picked up the menu for what seemed like the millionth time that night. With that thought, she wondered what time it was. While she could care less about what time she got home, she knew her friends might not. She had already made a personal limit to midnight, if not earlier.

"Hey Twi, what time is it?" Rainbow Dash asked as she flipped the page.

"Uhh... it's 10:30. Why?" Twilight responded.

"No reason," Rainbow Dash said quickly.

"Oh dear, 10:30? I need to get home. I don't want to have my animal friends worrying about me at this time of night," Fluttershy said, urging Pinkie Pie to move out of the way.

"I'm afraid I need to go as well, darlings," Rarity added in. "While it's been an... interesting night, I really need to return home. I need to finish some dresses tomorrow, and I need to check on Sweetie Belle. I already told her I might be late getting home and she needed to get in bed at 9, but I still worry."

"Oh, come on!" Rainbow exclaimed. "One more! Then we can all go home." Despite her attempts, the two already had their mind set on leaving, soon to be joined by a third.

"I better get going to. I don't want Spike staying up, eating all the ice cream again. Last time, he ended up eating 56 bits worth, and I do NOT wanna have to go through that again," Twilight said before rising from the table and accompanying the white unicorn and butterscotch pegasus.

"Really, that's it?" Rainbow said with obvious annoyance. The three mares nodded their heads, and headed towards the door. In defeat, the cyan pegasus began to get up and join her friends, but a powerful tug jerked her around to face the remaining pink earth pony.

"Where ya going, Dashie?" Pinkie Pie said with her customary innocent grin on her face.

"Going," Rainbow simply said before turning around to go again. Once again though, she was spun around to face the surprisingly strong earth pony.

"But Dashie, you said one more," Pinkie whined with a growing frown on her face. RD was shocked, nonetheless.

"Really, Pinkie? You don't wanna go too?" Rainbow asked.

"Not really. I don't have to get up in the morning. I don't start my shift at Sugarcube Corner until two tomorrow. Plus, it looked really fun when Twilight was doing it!"

Rainbow simply chuckled and slipped back into the round table with Pinkie.

"Never thought you'd like something like this. Not that I'm complaining," Rainbow Dash said with a sort of happiness growing inside.

"Why'd you think that, Dashie?" Pinkie asked.

Rainbow opened her mouth to speak, then realized she didn't know why she would think that. Sure, her friends might be innocent and all, but Pinkie... well, Pinkie's different. Really, nothing should ever be assumed of Pinkie.

"I don't know, Pinkie. But, since we're staying, I think it's about time we break out the hard stuff." Rainbow Dash yelled out for service, and a familiar stallion came walking up.

"Yes Rainbow, what is it now?" Crescent said with a hint of annoyance. Rainbow simply ignored it, though.

"Two hard mugs of the best Apple Acres Cider you got, and a refreshed menu on the candidates for tonight!" Rainbow Dash answered, giving the menu and a large handful of bits that she didn't count to the waiter, whose attitude improved instantly.

"Two hard ciders and a refresh comin' up!" The waiter babbled out as he hurried to the kitchen, leaving the two mares to their own devices. The waiter returned with two very large mugs filled with cider and a newer-looking menu than before.

With that, Rainbow picked up the menu and started to open to look, but stopped herself.

"You know what?" Dash started, "Why don't you choose the next one?" Rainbow finished, handing the menu to Pinkie.

"Yay!" Pinkie exclaimed, taking the menu and instantly began searching the paper. A smile and frown both grew on the face of Rainbow as a thought entered her mind.

Tonight had just began. Without the birthday mare.

The smile won as Pinkie found the one she wanted.

The Next Day...

Rainbow slowly opened her bloodshot eyes. As soon as her eyes saw raw daylight they snapped back shut. She groaned in pain, placed her hooves over her eyes, and rolled onto her side. Worst. Hangover. Ever. Seriously, did her heart have to beat SO FUCKING LOUD?! She dropped her hooves from her eyes and wiped the drool from her mouth. Wait..., Rainbow sniffed at her hoof. This wasn't her drool. More over, this wasn't drool....

"Gross!" Dash shot up and began shaking her hoof furiously, trying to get the sticky substance off. She stopped after a couple of minutes, and sniffed the hoof, again. Her perverted curiosity took over and she licked her hoof. Sweet... She thought. Like fruit...

The blue mare looked around and realized she was on her front lawn. Cloud. Whatever. What the fuck happened last night? She decided to find Pinkie, and see if she knew. Wait... that was Pinkie she was with last night, right? Rainbow couldn't remember. She was pretty sure it was Pinkie. She decided to go find Pinkie, but didn't make it far. As soon as she tried flapping her wings, the sound pierced through her ears and stabbed her brain. She hit the ground and began rubbing her temples.

"Fuuuuuck." It was then she remembered that Berry Punch had mixed their drinks after the hard cider. She looked over and picked up an empty bottle and tried to read the label. Most of it was fuzzy, but she found what she was looking for.

"196 Proof!" Rainbow did the math (which was a piss poor idea in her condition) and figured out that was 98% alcohol. By all accounts, Rainbow Dash should've been dead. Beyond dead. Her ghost would go to Hell with a hangover, and that would be her eternal punishment. Living the aftermath of the dumbest decisions ever for all eternity. She threw the bottle, which was another bad choice, as it shattered against the wall. Rainbow screamed in pain, holding her hooves up to her ears. "MY GAWD! I CAN FEEL THAT IN MY EYES!"

After several more humorous antics at the cyan pegasus's expense, she decided to pony up and push through this. She stood up and trudged, one hoof at a time. She slowly turned the knob to her house, trying not to make as much noise as possible. She carefully opened the door and looked into her front foyer. Rainbow was met with the sight of what looked like the aftermath of a creepy circle jerk between Blueblood, Thunderlane, Soarin and Noteworthy. Honestly, after the night she probably had, this didn't even surprise Dash. This wasn't the first time she'd gotten plastered and invited the employees of the club back to her place. She tiptoed over the floor, avoiding any... remnants... of whatever happened here last night.

Poor Soarin. RD glanced over at the stallion who had seemed to get the brunt of the 'fun'. He was shiny from head to hoof and Rainbow could smell the liquid from across the room.

The next room she came to was... devastated. Dash couldn't think of a better word. The furniture was everywhere, and the ceiling was dripping various liquids Rainbow hoped were just splashed drinks. She looked around and noticed something else that was devastated the night prior.

"Oh god, Cheerilee..." She looked down at the pile in the center of the room. It was a tangled heap of sleeping ponies, with Cheerilee in the core. "I didn't even think it was possible to fit that many hooves there....." Dash shuddered but continued on, determined to find Pinkie and get some answers, or a bed to crash on. Whichever came softer. And was less drenched in bodily fluids.

After a couple more rooms full of passed out ponies stuck in strange contortions of raunchy pleasure, Rainbow Dash finally found the pink pony she was looking for. Dash still regrets what she saw, to this day.

Holy Hell in a hand basket! How the flyin' fuck is THAT even possible!? She knew it was Pinkie so she shouldn't have asked, because it's Pinkie, but still, how did he even get himself in there to begin with?

Lying before Rainbow Dash was Pinkie Pie, her hind legs spread, and a stallion stuck in her downstairs. An ENTIRE stallion wedged into the lips between the hips. Crescent, the stallion in question, had his head and a foreleg sticking out of Pinkie's stretched out vagina. Both were fast asleep and seemed ok with the situation.

Oh, Dash couldn't wait to hear the explanation for this one...

After about 2 hours of hung over ponies getting a grip on reality and heading home to relieve their headaches, Rainbow continued to clean her house of the aftermath from the previous night. Cleaning was the only thing she hated about these kind of things. That's why she never hosted parties in Cloudsdale Academy. After a thorough check of the living room, she decided to finally take care of the last two occupants in her home.

The pink earth pony hadn't stirred since Rainbow last saw her, still just sitting with her legs sprawled out, showing the world the prize within her legs. Of course, in that prize held one black stallion passed out from too much fun. It was still strange for Dashie seeing a full grown pony getting birthed out of her friend's cooch at 11 o' clock in the morning, but with the amount of booze that was consumed last night, anything was possible.

Rainbow took a moment to contemplate just how to wake the two up, but with no bright ideas, she just did it the old fashioned way.

"PINKIE, CRESCENT, GET UP! IT'S ALMOST NOON!" Rainbow screamed at the top of her lungs, vibrating some of the cloud material of the house. Crescent woke up groggily and began to climb out of his pink rabbit hole while Pinkie just groaned. Whether it was due to the giant mass leaving her body or RD's yelling was not known, but she made no effort to get up any further.

"Jeez Rainbow, what the hell was that for?" Crescent asked while standing up with a hoof to his forehead. It was amazing how a pony could get a hangover at least once a week for 4 years straight, and still not know anything effective at fighting a hangover. "Fuck me, this is a nasty one. Rainbow, do you got any Tylenol or something?"

Rainbow sighed and began to leave when she noticed Pinkie hadn't moved yet. Not in the mood for this, even from Pinkie, she tried the tactic a second time.

"PINKIE, GET THE FUCK UP! YOU GOTTA BE UP AND READY FOR WORK IN 3 HOURS!" Crescent put his hooves to his ears and screamed in pure agony.

"Ow! Christ, can you stop yelling already? Celestia damn!" Crescent whined.

Pinkie became aware of her situation at the second scream and began to try to get up to her hooves. After recreating a perfect resemblance of Bambi and his first steps, she toppled over and sprawled out her legs to prevent her fall. She split her legs in complete opposite directions in a way that most gymnasts would kill to be able to do.

Rainbow just laughed at the sight of the pink mare. If she didn't believe Pinkie had never gotten drunk before and never had a hangover before, she did now. She was as klutzy as a drunk Ditzy Doo, and was just as adorable. Still, she was hungover as hell, and Dash had no idea how she was gonna be ready for Sugarcube Corner today.

"Well, if you're not gonna get me a damn Tylenol, I'll just go already," Crescent huffed before heading for the front door.

"See ya later, asshole!" Rainbow called out. Crescent simply flipped her the bird(explain how that's possible in your own mind, I sure as hell can't) and left, slamming the door behind him. With one gone, Rainbow returned her attention to her best friend who had finally gotten a grasp on walking again. She decided to help a little more by getting next to Pinkie to give her something to lean on.

"Damn Pinkie, how much did you drink last night?" RD asked, at this point somewhat curious. Sure, it might of been her first, but this was ridiculous. Either she was a hell of a lightweight, or there was something else to this. Pinkie groaned and raised one hoof, pointing at one dark corner she hadn't even paid attention too. Rainbow looked at where Pinkie was pointing, and immediately left Pinkie's side, leaving the party animal to tip over and groan more.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! Pinkie, please tell me you didn't do what I think you did!" Rainbow yelled in both anger and concern as she looked down a wooden barrel. It was now empty with small drops of red-colored liquid hanging of the edges. Rainbow quickly couched to look at the label on the barrel's front.

Coltasia- Crimson Rose

Arrival in paradise

"GODDAMNIT! That was some expensive beer! that cost me 600-" Rainbow stopped her verbal assault when she noticed a glass bottle behind the barrel. She didn't keep any type of wine or beer in glass containers, where had that come from...

She moved the barrel to grab the bottle and investigate it further when a trick of the light cast a small glare on something shiny. The glare hit Dash straight in the face and grabbed her attention.

"What the?" She moved closer to the source of reflection while Pinkie prepared herself. This wasn't gonna go well.

She was right. Five seconds later, the rainbow pony appeared from the dark corner with a surprisingly blank look on her face.

She face planted the floor with a grunt and small whimper.

"Let me get this straight: last night you were challenged by Cheerilee to a drinking contest," Rainbow started and looked up into Pinkie's eyes. Pinkie simply nodded in affirmation. "You outdrank her at 16, but wanted to keep going," Rainbow stopped again, waiting for Pinkie's confirmation. Pinkie nodded again.

"BUT, you wanted to keep going. You kept going until you ran out of available beer in the living room. Then, you went to my private collection and started drinking out of it," Pinkie uh-huhed. "You finished that off, then were actually able to call Berry Bunch and get her to bring TWENTY-EIGHT CASES OF SPARKLING WINE TO MY CLOUD HOME AT TWO O' CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING. Not only that, but you charged the cost of the wine to ME." Pinkie confirmed again, further driving Rainbow crazy.

"After that, you decided to fuck Crescent Cast in the middle of my private collection. Then finally, you passed out while halfway through." Pinkie continued to confirm all of this, though she seemed to blush slightly at Crescent's name. Rainbow stared at Pinkie for a few moments that seemed to last an eternity for the Element of Laughter before Dash broke out into a humongous laugh.

"Are you serious, Pinkie? All of that on your first night out ever? Damn, you make me feel like a fucking joke of a partier. First night I actually partied I only got to first base with a dude and drank two shots of Promane." Rainbow all said while guffawing like a drunk. Pinkie continued to listen while wiping the counter.

It was a good thing Sugarcube Corner wasn't busy around four, or else this would get far more interesting with the yelling. The Cakes had taken the explanation of Pinkie's attitude and tardiness extremely well, far better than Dashie or Pinkie would have thought. If anything, Mrs. Cake seemed happy that she was finally going out towards the "mature" adult scene. Something about finally growing up and experiencing the world. Mr. Cake just didn't want it to become a daily thing and interfere with business.

Meanwhile, the story of Pinkie having a hangover was going viral throughout Ponyville. Ponies were coming in to Sugarcube Corner randomly without ordering anything, just wanting to see if the rumors were true. Of course, every time one of them got the guts to actually say something, Dashie overwhelmed them with details of the previous night. Some walked away with a knowing grin while others just seemed shocked and disgusted at Pinkie's actions, or more importantly, her drinking. Those ponies usually didn't last long with Dash nearby, though.

After another hour of simply hanging out at Sugarcube Corner, two familiar ponies came waltzing through the door, eyes instantly locking onto them.

"There you two are!" Rarity said as she trotted over to the two mares along the counter, accompanied by Fluttershy shortly behind.

"Hey Rare, how's it hanging?" Rainbow welcomed the unicorn.

"How's it hanging, dear?" Rarity said in annoyance and anger, "What's 'hanging' around the air of Ponyville is the rumor that two of the Elements of Harmony were..." Rarity looked for the correct term.

"Shit-faced last night?" Rainbow finished, a smile growing on her face. The Element of Generosity was not amused, however.

"So, it's TRUE!?"

"Yup," Pinkie answered instead of RD, which seemed to anger and shock Rarity more than before.

"My Celestia, I honestly expected it to be true for Rainbow, but for you, Pinkie?!" Rarity sputtered. Fluttershy continued to say nothing, instead enjoying a smoothie she had ordered from Mrs. Cake during the chaos(no, no popcorn. Just how cliché do you think I am?).

"Hey, lighten up. Birthday girl didn't wanna party too hard, so Pinks made up for it," Rainbow defended. "By the way, where is Twilight anyway?"

"I'm not sure. I haven't seen her come out of the library all day. I'll go visit her after this. I need Spike's assisstance with something anyway."

"Huh. Well, I better go clear up some clouds. My wings could use a little stretching anyway," Rainbow concluded and headed for the door.

"Well, don't get too loose. Don't wanna be for later tonight, that'd take the fun out of it!" Pinkie called out, causing Rainbow to look back in confusion.

"What are you talking about, Pinkie?"

"Duh, silly. I'm talking about tonight's party!"

Fuck.

Author's Note

Shardz note: Hope you enjoyed this colab with Silverlinings. Please leave any thoughts or suggestions down below.

Silverlinings note: Just saiyan, I had a SHIT TON of fun making this.

P.S. Bonus chapters coming soon. Please wait patiently. Be warned: There WILL be clop involved in most bonus chapters.