Much has changed since the caribou arrived. With their rule came a new culture and a new law, in which all stallions are thought of as sex-crazed beasts who would rape and subjugate all females if given the opportunity, and must be tightly controlled to prevent this from ever happening. Lucky Clover, food critic turned farmhand, must now survive in a world where he is seen as a sexual predator waiting to happen, where the perverse appetites of mares come above all else, and where, in the company of his fellow stallions, he just might have to admit that the caribou may have been on to something.

This is a role-reversed satire of the Fall of Equestria universe and is absolutely not canon.

(Warning: Although a parody, this story still contains themes of rape, slavery, misogyny, misandry, homophobia, degradation, brainwashing, forced homosexuality, lots of things ending in -philia, overly long descriptions of butts, and cute romantic cuddles. If you need a reminder that this is a work of fiction and does not accurately represent the view of the author, then you are part of the reason this story exists.)