Cunt

Drew ran home crying, his Pinkie Pie t-shirt and pants covered in crusty protein. Those fucking haters really did it this time. They had the audacity to catch and film him ejaculating in the boy’s locker room after P.E. to a picture of Pinkie Pie that he printed the night before. It didn’t help that the surprise of being caught made him spray cum over everything like an unmanned hose.

And who could blame him?

Drew loved Pinkie Pie so much. He knew the second he saw her walk up to Twilight in that first episode, he wanted to ram his tongue so far down into that tiny horse’s asshole. If he could spread that pony’s asscheeks and stick his face right into her bubble gum cunt, he would be the happiest man alive.

Drew ran inside his home, going up the stairs and passing his father as he chucked empty beer bottles at his hysterical, sobbing mother. He threw his backpack onto his bed and shed himself of his yeast-smelling clothes, stripping naked. Going to his computer, Drew spread his butt onto his leather office chair and logged himself on.

With an ecstatic sigh, he found his stash of Pinkie Pie pussy art, all ready for him to imagine plugging her butt with. Furiously jangling his cock in all directions with shrill grunts and bulging eyes, he brought his face to the screen and licked over a nice shot of Pinkie’s pulsing marshmallow of a butthole.

However, the anus began to feel real on his tongue as he felt Pinkie Pie’s ass push out of his computer screen and into his face. If Drew wasn’t so surprised, he would have painted his room and this pony with his jack-off juice. He knew he wouldn’t let this opportunity up, and he furiously tunneled his tongue in the tube of her asshole.

The noise of Pinkie Pie giggling sounded as the pink butt jiggled to and fro, taking Drew’s face with it. He was in heaven, and being unable to take it any longer, he wrapped his arms around her ass, pulled the rest of her into his room, and pressed her face into her pussy and anus, which pulsed and kissed his face lovingly.

“Oh, Pinkie Pie,” he cried happily, snuggling into the fold of her asscheeks, “it’s a dream come true! How are you here?”

“I’m horny as fuck, silly,” she giggled. “I saw you jerking your penis at me and it got me wet for days. Now I want you to put that penis inside of me, and I hope it’s in my asshole.”

Drew leapt from his chair and onto his bed, pinning Pinkie Pie beneath him. He pushed his face as far as Pinkie Pie’s cunt could allow, his lower jaw and tongue grating against the top of her pussy while his top set of teeth gnawed on the marshmallow fun puff that was her anus.

Pinkie motorboated Drew’s asscheeks, his penis getting hard as steel as it pushed itself down on Pinkie Pie’s squishy belly. With her lips upon the ring of his asshole, she inserted her tongue into the anus and swirled around at the poo poo coating his anal walls.

“Mmm,” she moaned pleasurably, “I love chocolate!”

Drew moved his mouth over to Pinkie Pie’s butthole, sucking it up into his mouth and biting down, repeating the process much to Pinkie Pie’s glee.

“That tickles!” she laughed. “Don’t do it too much, or I might cum!”

Pinkie Pie was right. She was lubed up enough. With one final longing tonguepunch inside her fartbox, he got to his knees and off of his beloved. Sticking his fingers into her butt and placing her hand atop her swelling crotchtits, he pulled out Pinkie Pie underneath him, the silly pony licking up the erect shaft. Drew was panting, this pony sex being so much better than what his hand could do.

“There,” she giggled, “now we’re both all slippery!”

Drew flipped Pinkie Pie back so that she was kneeling upright and her cunt was lined up perfectly with his erection. He folded his wiener over her buns and rubbed out against the grip of her cheeks.

“Come on, you dumb faggot,” shouted Pinkie Pie, “my asshole isn’t going to fuck the shit out of itself.”

Pinkie Pie’s butthole squeezed in and out furiously like a parched dog, oh my fucking Jesus Christ did that asshole look motherfucking begging to get plugged. Drew pushed Pinkie Pie away and reeled his pelvis back, his happy penis ready for the kill. Grabbing the thighs, he pulled Pinkie Pie back and thrust forward with the strength of a bajillion fuck gods.

Pinkie Pie shrieked as her pussy grabbed hold of his testicles, which swung inside from the force. As Drew’s stiffness squeezed in and out of Pinkie Pie’s spongy anal lining, Pinkie Pie’s cunt squirted her juice all over his balls and his bed. The experience was too much, and with only a few heaves, Drew orgasmed all inside of his best ponie’s anus.

The two of them panted as Drew flipped Pinkie Pie so that her wet, sticky, hot ass was resting on Drew’s pillow. Drew dropped his face and body beside Pinkie’s groin-boobs. He hugged her close so that her mouth was directly beside her clitoris.

“I wish we could do this forever,” he wept.

“We can,” she said, standing to her hooves.

Standing directly over him, she gently and lovingly caressed his still hard and cum-gummed dick with her butthole. Drew watched happily and surprisingly as Pinkie Pie’s hair receded into her body and the skin of her anus melded with Drew’s cock.

“If you ever want to play again,” she said, her limbs, ears, and eyes sinking into the flesh as she slowly turned into a penis, “just think of me and jack off.”

“I will,” Drew sobbed with a smile, left with nothing now but a long penis that rested atop his mouth.

As his penis shrank to a normal size, his lips puckered around the head of his cock, and with a smack, his dickhole kissed him as well and gave him a smile. Once the shrinkage had stopped, he now had an ordinary penis again. Drew hyperventilated as he reached for his dick and began to furiously fap.

“NO!” he shouted. “I won’t lose you!”

Suddenly, a penis shot out from his foreskin, another head growing back in its place. The penis that was now on his floor writhed and grew as it bent and grew limbs, ears, a mouth, and that sweet, sweet, asshole. With a growth of hair, Pinkie Pie turned back with sultry eyes as she jiggled her ass, her anus and vagina jiggling with it.

Drew smiled as he tackled Pinkie Pie and put his penis back into her butthole.