The Brohoof Bash

"So what about you Twilight?" Applejack asked, sitting on the dirt floor of the barn. "Why haven't you found your very special somepony?" She poured another mug full of cider from the barrel beside her. Twilight finished off her own mug as she laid her head in her orange friend's lap.

"I dunno." Twilight started. "I guess I just never took a -hic- interest in other stallions."

"Other?"

"What?" Twilight asked back with half-lidded eyes.

"What do you mean other?" Applejack asked, taking another swig of her drink.

"Other what?"

"Stallions."

"Yeah. That's what I said." Twilight said. "I've never really taken an interest in them."

"Yeah but- but you said other stallions. Which means there is one that you do- uh, take an interest in." Applejack tried to reason through her inebriation.

"Nuh uh!" Twilight retorted wittily.

"Yeah huh!" Applejack countered. "I know it's true 'cuz yer blushing and it ain't just 'cuz yer hammered."

"I am not!" Twilight denied, turning a darker shade of red.

"Come on! You can't be dishonest with the element of honesty. That's like, a rule."

"No it's not!"

"Come on, tell me. Is it somepony I know?" AJ pressed.

"NooOOOooo" Twilight denied as her voice wavered in a sing-song tone.

"See! I can always tell when you're lying because you do that!"

"Do what?"

"Say 'no' like that."

"That's crazy!" Twilight said.

"Fine I'll prove it." AJ said confidently. "Did you build Canterlot Castle?"

"No."

"Are you the spirit of chaos?"

"No."

"Is there some stallion you have the hots for?"

"NooOOOooo!" Twilight denied. Applejack just stared at her. "Okay fine. There is!"

"Alright, now quit lying to me. Is it somepony I know?"

"Yeah." Twilight grumbled begrudgingly.

"Ooh." Applejack tapped her hoof to her chin. There weren't that many stallions in Ponyville that they both knew. She ran down the mental list. "Hmmm. Is it Braeburn?"

"No."

"Is it Caramel?"

"No."

"Is it Golden Delicious?"

"No! And stop trying to hook me up with your cousins!" She yelled, flailing her hooves. "-Nd gimmie a refill!" She levitated her mug to Applejack. AJ took the mug in her hoof and set it under the tap.

"Well I don't know now Miss Demandy-pants." AJ scoffed, "Maybe I won't until you tell me who he is."

"No- I just- I can't." Twilight gave up. "AJ, have you ever... felt something for somepony that you knew you shouldn't?"

"Oh no, it's me isn't it?" AJ asked.

"What? No. No!" Twilight scoffed.

"Oh well thanks!" Applejack huffed denying Twilight her now-full mug.

"No, AJ, it's not like that." Twilight pleaded, reaching out, upside-down with her hooves. "I do like you. I just never really thought of you like that." She said, trying to gloss over her crass remark.

"Well now you got me all excited." AJ said. "So you have to tell me or else no more cider."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Okay, but you have to Pinkie Promise that this just stays between you and me." Twilight said.

"I do."

"Say the words!"

Applejack sighed. "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

"Okay." Twilight took a deep breath "It's... it's Shining."

"Your brother?" Applejack asked, giving the purple pony her drink.

"Oh no. You think I'm weird, don't you? You think I'm weird. Promise you won't tell anypony!"

"I already promised I wouldn't. And no, I don't think you're weird." AJ assured her. "You know I'm the last one to pass any kind of judgement on somepony. I'm just surprised is all."

"Because it's weird."

"Would you stop it with that?!" AJ snapped. "I was just surprised because he's married. Isn't that cheating?"

"Wait, what? Oh, nono no, we haven't actually done anything." Twilight defended.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to assume..."

"Well, to be honest, it's not like we haven't thought about it. We want to, but we promised that we'd never act on our feelings. And now he's married." Twilight said with a frown. "And even though he and Cadance do have an open marriage..."

"Wait, really?"

"Well sure. She is the Princess of Love. She's very open-minded about love in all of its forms."

"So they've... you know- with other ponies?"

"So he's told me." Twilight shrugged.

"But never..." Applejack motioned to Twilight with her hoof.

"No. And besides, there are laws about that sort of stuff too."

"Yeah. I know." AJ lamented as she finished her drink.

"Hmm?"

"Well, Twi, to be honest-"

"Duh." Twilight giggled.

"Shut up." She continued. "To be honest, I'm kinda in the same boat as you."

"Wait, your brother is married?" She asked. Applejack cocked her eyebrow at her.

"Okay, you know what? That's your last cider. I'm cutting you off."

"Aww!"

"No, I meant about being in the same boat about... the other thing." She said. Twilight's mind whirred for a moment.

"Oh. Oh? Oh!" She said. Applejack rolled her eyes as the last horse finally crossed the finish line in Twilight's mind. "Wait you- you and Big Mac? Have you two... you know?"

"No. We made the same decision not to." AJ said. " 'Sides, we didn't want to be contributin' to a country stereotype."

"Well I wasn't going to say anything but-" Twi smirked.

"You're one to talk." AJ snickered. But her levity faded quickly. "Look Twi, there's something I gotta ask ya." Twilight looked up at the orange pony. "How do y'all do it? Fight'n the urge I mean." Twilight frowned a bit. She understood immediately what AJ meant.

"I really don't know. It wasn't as bad when we were younger. By the time it started to get difficult, I was already in magic school, and then he went off to the academy. So the time apart helped. But it didn't make it any easier when I found out he was getting married."

"Yeah, I could tell."

"Was it that obvious?" She asked. AJ nodded. "Well, forget about me. What about you!? I mean, you see him all day, everyday! How do you do it?"

"Truthfully, I have no idea sometimes. Believe me, there have been days when I've wanted to so badly. Especially during the spring Heat." A single tear rolled down her cheek. "He's a lot stronger than me. His willpower, I mean. He has to be! Especially after things didn't work out with Miss Cheerilee. I guess she could tell he didn't feel the same way about her as he did about... somepony else." She sighed. "And I know he wants it just as bad. I could see it in his eyes last year. I could see how much it pained him when he had to tie me up in the apple cellar last spring. He knew I wouldn't be able to control myself when I was in season. He could have let me, you know? I knew he wanted to let me. But he was stronger than that."

Twilight sighed, feeling the drowsy effects of the alcohol. The clock on the wall chimed midnight.

"Oh dang!" Applejack sat up, looking at the calendar with a sudden realization.

"What is it?" Twilight asked.

"I forgot it's Brother's Day."

"Didn't get a gift for him?"

Applejack held up her cider mug. "Other plans got in the way. He'll be so disappointed."

"Damn I forgot it too. This could have been avoided. What the hell are we gonna do?"

"Hold up." Applejack said. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I'm thinking I'm thinking it too." Twilight nodded as her smile grew.

"What time is it Twi?"

"It's time for a switcharoo! We both love our bros, stallions with grown stallion needs. I say we break em off. Show em how much they really mean. Because I'm a brother lover, you're a brother lover. We should fuck each others' brothers."

"Fuck each others bros!"

"Cause every Brothers Day needs a brothers night. If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right. I'm calling on you cause I can't do it myself. Because to me you're like no other, so be my brother lover."

I'm so sorry. I just couldn't resist.

"So what's this big surprise you have for me?" Shining Armor asked his sister as they walked along the dirt road. Whatever the surprise was, she seemed even more excited about it than he was. Even though Twilight didn't get to sleep until late after midnight, her excitement that morning still had her out of bed early, and at the Ponyville train station awaiting his arrival.

"Oh, you'll see." She said with a sly grin. She led him through the front gate of Sweet Apple Acres and across the field to the West Orchard, where she'd agreed to meet Applejack.

"Wait, this is AJ's place." He said.

"Yup!" She whinnied in excitement.

"Why are we here?"

"It's Brothers Day for Big Macintosh too silly. So I thought that we would join their picnic."

"Oh." Shining frowned. He was looking forward to spending some time with Twilight that day. And Just Twilight. Even if it was just holding hooves or sitting together on the sofa and watching a movie. He enjoyed the intimacy of their little dates, even without any sexual connotation. A group outing was not what he was hoping for. Twilight noticed the look of disappointment on his face. She turned back toward him, putting a hoof on his shoulder.

"Hey, It'll be fun. You'll enjoy it." She leaned in and nuzzled his cheek. "I promise." She held on to the last S, hissing a breath into his ear filled with hot desire. Pulling away, her sly wink sealed the promise of future delights. She continued forward, further from the farm house until it was out of their view. He followed obediently. Or rather, Little Shiny followed. The rest of him just happened to be attached to it, following it like a divining rod.

He watched her hips sway back and forth. Her tail swung from side to side in time with her steps, each time affording him the briefest of glances. No touching. Just looking. But then there was nothing wrong with looking. After all, it was Brothers Day. Twilight could feel his eyes on her flank. She exaggerated her tail's swing, feeding his hungry eyes. After a couple of agonizing minutes, they'd found the picnic site.

"There y'all are!" Applejack greeted them. "You're right on time. We just finished getting set up." The Sparkle siblings settled onto the red and white checkered blanket opposite the Apples. Twilight had barely sat down, already fidgeting with excitement.

"Applejack, can we just skip brunch? I'm too excited to wait." She said. She wasn't lying. The blanket under her was already moist.

"I know what you mean." AJ said, shuffling her hooves nervously. "Alright, let's tell 'em."

"Tell us what? What's going on? Do you know?" Shining asked Big Macintosh.

"Ennope."

"Shining," Twilight put her hoof on his. "I know we always said we would never act on our feelings. But I want today to be special."

Shining pulled his hoof away quickly. "Twi? What are you talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about." He emphasized.

"Shining. It's alright." Applejack said. "We ain't here t' judge. Mac and I feel the same way about eachother."

"AayJay!" Macintosh snapped.

"What? It's true!" Applejack said. "An' I'm tired of having to hide it an' bein' ashamed about it." She stamped her hoof.

"I'm sorry about breaking my promise to keep it a secret, Shiny." Twilight said, taking his hoof again. "But I didn't do it without a good reason."

"Me n' Twi came up with an idea last night for your Brothers Day presents." AJ said, nodding to Twi. On her signal, they each stood up and walked to the opposite sides of the blanket and sat down next to their friends' brothers.

"This way, we can satisfy our needs and-" She saw the hesitance in her brother's eyes across from her. "Shining, I really want it. I need it. But I want it to be with you. And this way... it sort of would be." She explained. Shining looked back and forth between the two scheming mares.

"So I would... with you?" He asked slowly, pointing at the orange mare. Applejack nodded. "And he would... with you." Twilight nodded in turn. "And we would, what? Watch eachother?"

"Precisely! We would be right here, experiencing it all together. You and I could watch eachother while they watch eachother." Twilight said matter-of-factly.

"You wouldn't get jealous?" He asked.

"I had thought about that, to be honest." Twilight said. "But after all, you're married. And I think I got all of that out of my system the day before your wedding."

"Same here when you were datin' Miss Cheerilee." Applejack said to Mac. "What about you fellas?"

"Uh, I dunno." Shining said. His mind was trying to scale several mental hurdles. Firstly, having sex with a mare he'd never even got on a date with. That was the easiest one. Next was doing so in such close proximity to another stallion. And lastly, the fact that he was married. Albeit an open marriage.

"Oh really? How about this? All stallions in favor of this idea, raise your dicks." Twilight said. It was then that each of the guys realized they were sporting a big 'yes' vote, and tried to cover themselves. Shining blushed. Mac somehow managed to turn an even darker shade of red himself. The girls each smirked, eyeing their brothers' erections.

"Okay okay!" Shining said as he and Mac avoided looking at eachother. "But just so you know, I am going to have to tell Cadance about this. Open marriage or not, we don't keep secrets from eachother." The others nodded in understanding.

"Wait, even about me being here? And why?" Twilight asked.

"Twi, she knows how we feel about eachother."

"But how? Did you-"

"I never told her. She figured it out on her own." He said. She still looked surprised. "She's the Princess of Love. Hello!" Twilight shrugged. That did make sense. It was Candace's special talent after all. "Although that time I asked her to dye her fur lavender may have tipped her off." He smirked. "So uh, how are we doing this?" He asked. Applejack moved his hoof aside, taking his shaft in her hoof.

"Ah was think'n somethin' like this." She said, slowly stroking it. Before he had a chance to react, she leaned in and started licking and sucking on his tip as her hoof ran up and down the white length, mottled with blue blotches.

"Oh-AH ohokay!" Shining's voice shuddered at the sudden contact. Twilight watched in awe as the farmpony stoked the familiar phallus she'd seen so many times with stolen glances in her youth. Big Mac was likewise mesmerized as he witnessed his sister taking the head of the stallionhood deeper into her warm, wet mouth.

Twilight took advantage of his distraction, running her hoof up and down his Little Mac. Though 'Little' was a bit of a misnomer. She could see why his name was Big Macintosh. The red stallion shuddered as she began sucking his dick as well, but he didn't pull away. He didn't even look down at her. He was still fixated on watching his sister. Twilight followed his gaze over toward Shining.

As big as Mac was, she realized that Shining's wasn't any smaller. She watched as Applejack took more of him, precum dripping from the corners of her lips. Her eyes wandered further up, catching her brother's gaze. He looked into her eyes as her head bobbed on the red shaft in her mouth. Shining realized that he and Mac were staring intently at each others dongs. He wanted to make sure he was clear about one last thing.

"Uh, Mac?" He asked as Applejack began to massage his balls in her hoof. "No homo right?" Big Mac could barely speak as Twilight started to take his shaft down her throat.

"E-E-Eeyup!"

"Here ya go." Applejack said, re-positioning herself. She shifted around pointing her rump in Mac's direction, pulling her tail aside. "This'll give ya something to feast yer eyes on." She moved her spare hoof between her legs and began rubbing herself. Twilight could feel Mac's cock twitching with excitement as Applejack spread her folds for his greedy stare.

Twilight, not to be outdone, took a mirrored stance, flagging her tail up. She watched as Shining's gaze shift from the sight of Twilight felating the other stallion, and back to her wet marehood as she played with herself for his viewing pleasure. She stopped for a moment, pulling Mac's dick from her mouth to speak.

"You like watching me suck this dick Shiny?" She asked, slowly stroking the red pony's pole. "You want me to keep going?" She asked, unsure of where this sultry side of her had been hiding all this time.

"Ah- uh huh!" He nodded, desperately wanting to watch her continue.

"You want me to keep sucking it? Say the words!" She commanded.

"S-s-SUCK THAT DICK!" He blurted out, blushing immediately.

"Well since you asked so nicely..." Twilight resumed taking Big Mac into her throat.

"Nngh!" Mac groaned. Now it was AJ's turn to tease.

"Whoa boy, looks like yer enjoy'n yourself there." She said in a sultry tone of her own. "That feel good?" Mac struggled to get out a response.

"Eh- uh- eeyup!" His leg started to twitch. Applejack could tell he was getting close.

"Um, ahem?" Shining asked impatiently of Applejack who was ignoring him at the moment.

"Don't you worry none, sugar cube. You'll get yer chance in just a sec. In the meantime..." She turned and pulled on his mane, pulling his snout to her hot marehood. "Why don't ya make yourself useful?" She said with a coy smile before leaning closer to where Twilight was working. He needed no further instruction as he set to work eating out the sweet apple juice of the farm pony, watching as Twilight continued to soak her hoof with her own juices mere feet away. Applejack looked up at Big Mac as he tried, and failed, to keep his stoic composure.

"Yer getting close aren't ya?" Applejack purred. "Are you gonna cum? Are you gonna cum with your sister Applejack right here?" His eyes shut as he felt his balls tighten. "Oh no you don't!" She barked. "I want you to look me in the eyes!" She ordered. "I want you to tell me when you're gonna cum!" He looked back at her.

"AhhaaY Jaay!" He moaned. Twilight felt him swell in her mouth and took a deep breath through her nose.

"Yeah? You gonna cum for me!?" She asked again. Twilight felt the first pulse shooting up his powerful shaft.

"EEEEEEEEYUUUUUUP!!!" He cried out as he let loose rope after rope of hot semen into Twilight's mouth. Mac's body spasmed and jerked, humping in tiny thrusts. Her mouth, already mostly occupied by his flesh, filled quickly. She swallowed what she could, but he was just producing it too fast. She pulled her mouth off him, and swallowed what she had. She kept her lips over his tip, letting her mouth refill halfway again before he finally finished. Applejack only pulled her gaze from his eyes when he collapsed backwards onto the blanket.

"Ah wish I could'a tasted tha-mmff" Before Applejack could finish, Twilight put her lips to hers, kissing her. Applejack tasted her brother's cum as Twilight opened her mouth gave her the rest of the load she'd saved. Applejack savored every bit of it. The taste, the texture, it was even better than she'd dreamed. Twilight pulled away from the kiss after the delivery.

"No homo?" She asked.

"Buck that! ALL of the homo!" Applejack said, pulling Twilight back in for another. At the other end, Shining was busy licking deep into the mare's honey hole. Tasting her brother's cum gave Applejack a sudden rush, coupled with Shining's assault on her love nub from her winking marehood. "NNNMMMMFFFF." Applejack moaned her orgasm into Twilight's mouth as their tongues danced with one another. Shining was treated to a fresh gush of her marecum as her legs trembled. "OOOOHH!" She continued to moan, stumbling to the ground after Twilight stopped kissing her.

Twilight prodded Applejack as she recovered on the blanket. "Hey AJ? Don't leave my poor brother hanging." She said pointing to Shining's still-rigid cock.

"Oh, believe me I won't!" She said, turning back around to Shining. He moaned softly as she resumed her work on him.

"Hey Applejack, do you have anything to drink?" Twilight asked.

"Mmfff." Applejack pulled Shining's cock from her mouth. "Yeah in the basket there." She said, before she got back to bobbing her head on his knob. Twilight dug through the basket.

"What the buck is this?" Twilight said in surprise. Applejack and the two stallions turned and looked at her. In her hooves was a plastic stallion dildo attached to a strap-on harness.

"Uh, plan B?" Applejack said. Twilight blushed. "What? I wasn't sure if they were going to say yes to all this!" Shining looked down at Applejack.

"Well... I mean, it's not like you can't still use it." He said.

"Eeyup!"

"You boys are something else I tell ya!" Applejack muttered before she got back to sucking. Beside Big Mac, Twilight opened a bottle of cider and took a small mouthful, swishing it around and spitting it onto the grass. She saw the hurt look on the red stallion's face.

"Oh, no, it's not like that Mac! It tasted really good!" She said taking another sip. "I just want a clean pallet for when Applejack finishes." He nodded in understanding.

"NNgghh!" Shining grunted.

"Ooh, speaking of which!" Twilight scurried over to Applejack's side. "Ooh Shining, are you getting close?"

"Uh huh!" He moaned.

"Yes! Can you feel the fluid accumulating in your Seminal Vesicle? The Spermatozoa traveling along your Vas Deferens? The building pressure in your Prostate Gland as you near ejaculation?" The other three cringed.

"Twi, shut up." Applejack advised.

"But I'm trying to talk sexy like you did. You know, to help get him turned on?"

"A valiant effort I'm sure." AJ said. "But I think I know something that might work a little bit better..."

"But I categorically covered every part of the male anatOOHH MYYY!" Applejack ceased Twilight's chatter as she mashed her free hoof into the unicorn's sopping wet marehood. That scene alone was enough to turn Shinning's crank. Applejack resumed sucking him off at the same time as she worked Twilight. Big Mac marveled at his sister's ability to multitask so well. "Ah I see, a visual st-t-t-timulation aid!" She stuttered as Applejack rubbed her. Applejack rolled her eyes. She'd something else in mind.

Applejack bobbed her head in a steady rhythm with Twilight watching. Her face no more than a foot away from the action. Once Applejack's hoof was thoroughly soaked, she pulled it away from Twilight's marehood and rubbed it across Shining's snout, soaking his lips with her still-warm juices. Shining's hooves moved on reflex, taking hold of AJ's as he licked his sister's marecum from it and sucked on it to an obscene degree.

"MMmmfff!" He moaned like a starving foal, trying to get every last bit from her hoof. Applejack paused for the briefest moment.

"Hey Twilie, I think he likes it!" AJ said. "Get ready too see your brother cum gallons now!" He shuddered as she kept pumping her head on his shaft. His senses were flooded with Twilight's scent and flavor. He felt his climax coming on like an unstoppable avalanche. Applejack could see Twilight's jaw hanging open in awe as she felt Shining's head flare in her mouth. At the last second she pulled him out of her mouth.

And pointed it at Twilight's face! Before she even knew what was happening, she saw the first glob burst from his swollen tip, rocketing into her gaping mouth. She gasped in surprise, and subsequently gagged for a second. But only for a second. The next spurt landed across her cheek while she recovered. She wouldn't waste another. She extended her tongue, catching the next couple of ropes of her brother's cum.

As she swallowed the first mouthful, his cock jerked free of Applejack's hoof, sending the next volley onto her horn, dripping down her forehead. Twilight craned her neck, careful to catch the rest in her mouth until his bursts slowed to a dribble. As much as she wanted to, she couldn't get any closer. Applejack gave him a final squeeze, licking the last bits off of his shaft.

"Applejack, what about the rule?" Twilight asked.

"I didn't see any touching." She said, licking her lips. "Hmm. They both taste good." AJ said, enjoying the last drop of Shining's cum.

"Yes they do." Twilight agreed, looking at her brother as he sat there panting. "But I suppose I am a little partial."

"I know what you mean." Applejack said, looking back at her brother behind her. Shining and Twilight looked at each others cum-dripping faces as his stallionhood began to retreat. It was a Kodak moment for sure.

"Who's ready for round two?" Applejack said.