Have you ever died? I doubt it. That would be silly seeing as you couldn't possibly talk to me right? It should be right… It should be the one unquestionable mercies of this universe that when one dies, they stay dead. What if I told you that wasn't the case? What if I swore by the burning pits of the inferno that you could actually be paid to be immortal? Oh there's this little catch though… Just a tiny little thing the New Conglomerate failed to mention when I signed up for this good deal. You can still experience death in all its mind shattering, soul rending agony and terror only to come back over, and over again. Dying outright is still preferable to the medic's nanite gun though… Its just like death, but in reverse!

What was the point of it all you ask? Probably the sick laughter of some twisted god.