Christine (Canceled)

by Mechagodzilla3

Her name's Christine.

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After school ended Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are driving home. "So, all in all, it wasn't a bad first day." Fluttershy said. "You think Repperton will try to get even?"

"No, he's a douche bag, he'll find somepony else to pick on."

"They kicked him out, you know."

"Good, they kick Moochie out?"

"No, probation."

"Those assholes."

"Stop the car! Quick! Go back!"

"What's the matter?"

"I want to look at her will you go back please?!"

"All right Flutter. Sweet Celestia." Rainbow backed up the car and they see what looks like an old car. "What is it? Do you know somepony who lives here?" Rainbow stoped the car and Fluttershy got out and started running to the old car. "What?" Rainbow asked. "Jesus." There was a for sale sign on the car. Fluttershy started to feel the car, and rainbow kicked it.

"Be careful, rainbow."

"This is a piece of shit Flutter."

"She could be fixed up."

"Yeah."

"Oh, she could be really tough." Flutter got into the car and sat in the drivers seat.

"Forget it Flutter, this baby's got 93,000 miles on it. Probably 193."

"I don't care."

"I bet it won't even start."

"She'll start. You need these." Fluttershy and Rainbow look to the other side of the car, and they saw an old male pony holding out what looked like the keys to the car.

How much do you want for her," Fluttershy asked, "I mean whatever it is, it's not enough."

Jesus, Flutter."

"Have you ever owned a car before?"

"Yeah, she owns a Mustang." Fluttershy stoped her from saying anymore.

"No, I just got my license."

"Name's George Lebay."

"Fluttershy, what are you asking?"

"Start her up."

"Really?"

"Yeah." Fluttershy grabbed the keys and started the car. "Her name's Christine."

"I like that."

"Come on Flutter, we gotta get going."

"My asshole brother bought her back in September, 57. That's when you got your new modal year in September. Brand-new she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. And that's just about the finest smell in the world, except maybe for pussy. When he got her she had six miles on the odometer. Damn Roland went through hell and back with Christine."

"If your brother loves this car so much, why is he selling it?" Rainbow asked.

"Cause he's stone cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago.

"So Mr. Lebay how much do you want for her?"

"I've been asking $300. I'll make it $250 for you.

"$250? Flutter this thing isn't worth 50 bits."

"The money's not important, and there'll be no bringing her back here cause I'm selling this shit hole and buying me a condo."

"You got a deal."

"I'll get the pink slip."

"Flutter will you stop and think about this for a moment? Where are you getting the money?"

"I've been saving all summer."

"Yeah for college."

"That's easy for you to say you already have a car."

"He's screwing you Flutter, you could get a really decent car for the much money."

"Christine is decent."

"The guy's weird, Flutter. He's fucking weird."

"So that was $300?"

" yeah, that's it."

"You said $250."

"$250 would do it."

"Come on Flutter if this is such a good idea than lets just come back tomorrow."

"Do you realize she's 20 years old? I mean, that makes her officially an antique."

"Great, Darnell's junkyard is full of official antiques."

"Look I'm buying her. I don't care what you say."

"It's your funeral, Flutter." Rainbow walked over to George. "Look would you give Flutter a break? She doesn't know what she's doing." Rainbow asked.

"You don't know half as much as you think you do, shitter." After that Fluttershy buys Christine and They both head home, but now they have to think of what to say to Fluttershy's parents.


Author's Note

Alright I'm done with the 3rd chapter, I don't know when the next chapter will be up. Also please tell me if you see any errors. I hope you guys are liking the story so far.

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