Incomplete Solutions

"As we all know, for every colt there are 9 futas. The average herd has one colt and seven futas. a full two ninths of Equestria's futas dated other futas or were single. This drought of males for herds affects even the Princesses. Today marks the second anniversary of Magic Princess Twilight Sparkle's ascension. Still no colt-friend in sight!" Twilight angrily slammed down the newspaper. She was sick and tired of her being in the headlines. It was never about her new spells, or her adventures. Everything was colts, colts, colts!

Twilight Sparkle was your average sized unicorn mare, plus wings. She had a purple coat, purple mane, and a pink skunk stripe that her mother had assured her for years would have all the colts coming round! She was a Princess for buck's sake! She should be swimming in colt booty, but she wasn't!

Of course all of her friends were in herds with colts. None of them very serious, but at least they banged regularly! Twilight knew she probably wouldn't die a virgin, but that's only because she was bucking immortal! On top of it all, no one believed her when she told them the size of her cock! There's a ancient demon possessed Princess coming from the moon, sure! Space travel at faster than light speeds, sure Twilight, we trust you enough to jump in a bucking metal construct IN SPACE. Ohh, you have an 11 inch cock, nooo way!

What was so unbelievable about her cock size?!  She'd seen bigger in pornos!

Twilight had been severely tempted to just rub it to size and show everypony on multiple occasions, but that would cause a "national scandal." Yeah bucking right. Everypony know Celestia's was insanely thick and could only rut colts who had trained for years. Luna's was 20 inches, and she could only rut in the dreamscape. But Twilight having a 11 inch slightly thicker than usual cock, suddenly it's a bucking classified secret!

Twilight stopped herself mid-rant. She'd been doing this far too often. At this rate she'd get possessed by an evil demon and call herself "Rough Spanking," or something dumb like that. If she was being honest with herself, the problem was her own fault. Her parents had been telling her for years she needed to get out and meet colts, but she had never listened. Now she spent her nights desperately trying to get off to clop.

If only there was a spell...

~thunk~

Twilight looked down in shock at the book that had randomly appeared before her. How had-

"Hey!" Twilight gasped at the sound of her own voice. But where was it coming from? "Hey, this is the you from about 100 or so years in the future. Finally figured out how to bring clay to life, thought you'd appreciate instructions on how to make a colt friend." Twilight's near ecstasy rose, only to be crushed by reality seconds later.

"Wouldn't that require a soul to inhabit the container?" The voice of future Twilight paused.

"Kinda? Just think of the soul as something you are borrowing permanently. If it really doesn't want to be borrowed, the spell won't work, but if it doesn't mind then the spell inhabits the manufactured body." Twilight stopped as she tried to apply logic to what seemed to be a broken analogy.

"That doesn't sound like borrowing at all."

"Ohh bucking well, either way, you'll be doing a favor for whatever inhabits the body. I used the spell, and the colt I got was crying tears of joy when he woke up. Trust me, I'm you!" Twilight tried to find some hole in her future self's argument, but that was quickly shoved aside by the prospect of some cute shy colt butt. "Mm, I can hear the anticipation already! Get to it, past me!"

Twilight let out a anxious breathe as the temporal spell faded. There were soo many possibilities! Since she was making her colt-friend, she coulda make him any size or shape she wanted.

But, how to decide...

Of course! Twilight facehoofed in embarrassment as the answer struck her. She couldn't believe she hadn't thought of it right away!

The best place to start designing her own colt-butt was to research why futas lusted after colts so much!

Of course, the best place to start on that subject was "Why Do We Have Males: an analysis of why the mass futa-ization of the Equestrian female gender failed to breed out the male." Twilight naughtily skimmed over the foreword and dedication, she was just to excited to wait!

"Chapter one: the end of the female-male era." Twilight nodded at the concise and succinct chapter name. She liked it when textbooks got to the point. "The origin of futas is well know to be in the ancient Roam Civilization, about the time of the invasion by the pre Germane Bales. This quickly became one of the bloodiest wars in..." Twilight shivered in delight. This was just  interesting the 17th time!

5 hours later

"The ancient Goddess, Gaia, became so distraught by the continual violence she began to search day and night for a solution. Her choice can be seen all around us, futa-ization. Gaia predicted, rightfully, that by tearing down the sexual barriers between the female leaders, soldiers, and ponies of Equestria would slowly bring about a union between nations. Unfortunately, the scope of the spell was too great, and the ancient Alicorn faded into the ethereal." Twilight wiped a away a tear. This part always got to her. "The spell was not limited to just mares though, Gaia turned the ancient stallions into the small, soft, holdable, fuckable form they have today." Twilight blushed as the infamous tome began its raunchier section on ancient history.

"At first, the now cock bearing futas fought just as they always did, visciously and bloodily. This was short lived as wars slowly gave way to rutting competitions every year as males and futas entered their heat seasons. One of the most famous annual rutting orgies was the annual one between Roam and Constrotinople. The most famous of those was the rutting of Emporer Theomarea." Twilight gulped anxiously as she turned the page into historical soft porn.

"The rutting started with just the Emperor of Constrotinople trying to satisfy more futas than a mutually agreed champion of Roam. It took place in a grassy field, under a light spring sun, and ended up lasting till fall. At the end, both colt competitors had to be slowly drained of cum over a year."

So... the reason Gaia made colts so cute was to make rutting them a uniting experience? Hmm... a good coltfriend wouldn't have to be shared, but he should be physically capable of doing it!

Twilight smiled and wrote "give coltfriend a fit and flexible body, and ensure taste buds find cum palatable. Time for more research!

Twilight wondered briefly on where to go from that point, but smiled contendedly once she came up with what she would research next, compatibility. Twilight paused as she considered how the spell accounted for that. Would it be wholly derived from the soul implaced in the body, or was the spell advanced enough to filter personality of spirit, or change it. Of course, she knew the best way to find out!

"Hey past me, here's some important things to know before you start the spell." Twilight blanched at the horribly lax wording of the instructions. "One, yes you are a introvert, but you're gonna need to trust me and make your colt a introvert, more introverted than you. Not quite Fluttershy introversion though. Just, trust me. Now, the important part of this is to think about what you want while you want it. The spell will take the shape of the clay and make it into a colt, but what you are imagining affects the mental and physical attributes. Imagining a active colt = more muscle, imagining a cuddle-able colt means a softer build. Even if the shape of the clay is the same."

That was... strangely informative, but at the same time explained nothing! Nonetheless, Twilight added "introvert" to the list.

Now, compatibility. Obviously he'd have to like books, and be able to understand her when she talked about magic, so somepony smart. If she followed future Twilight's advice and made him extremely shy then he probably wouldn't get out much, so perhaps someone who didn't eat as much? Twilight wasn't sure about that, but she wrote down "intelligent, healthy eater" anyway.

Hmm... Twilight had been liking the videogames she played on the hu-mans' PCs. There was one Luna had mentioned that might be interesting, Space Engineers, but would the colt she was making like them or fall into an addiction like so many real ponies? It was a risk she'd have to take in the name of compatibility! "Likes audio-visual interactive games on the personal computer."

Hmm, now that Twilight thought about it, heat season wouldn't be too far away for colts. It would be smart to keep that in mind when making her colt. "Heat season soon."

Now... favorite colors! Purple would be the obvious answer, but then again magenta would work too... Hmm this was a toughie. Twilight knew that he should like her colors, but Twilight also wanted to give the colt more personality aside from being her lover. "Favorite colors... magenta and red."

There... now what. Foods! He'd need favorite... Twilight paused as a blushingly naughty idea came to her. "Enjoys eating lots of fresh cum." No reason she couldn't enchant her cum to be super nutritious, and then the bit after being intelligent would be easier. "Note to self, enchant cum to by a nutritional meal."

Twilight realized she hadn't checked the back of her strange and lax future self's note! "Also, pick out a couple names ahead of time, just in case." That was... worrying. "Now, before you summon the colt, have tissues, blankets, that secret we toy collection we hide away, and some rope. They are usually in need of comfort, then a good.. rough... rutting."

Twilight threw the note away while blushing brighter than Celestia's sun. Nopony had ever found out about that stash of sex toys, NOPONY! Whatever doubts she had carried about the authenticity of the voice were shredded and tossed under the bus of complete shame and embarrassment. Not that Twilight was going to stop any of her plans.

Twilight took a cooling sip of water to help the blush go away. Now, a name. Whatever it was, it couldn't violate the purpose index law, and it couldn't... wait. Twilight realized just then that she'd have to get a birth certificate for her custom made colt-friend, and a social insurance number, and... bank accounts... and a high school diploma... and who would they put down as the parents, her? There was so much included in making a new pony that she had never considered... so many legal challenges it was scary.

Twilight frowned as another note popped in from the fourth dimension. She was beginning to think that perhaps the Twilight of the future was playing a prank on her.

"Hey, so right about now you are realizing how crazy it is to try and make a whole new life within the legalese of Equestria's bureaucracy. Don't you worry, I already have the solution to that one. Don't tell anyone, even him, that you made him. Just say that he appeared. It will be a mystery, but once he falls in love with you and stops caring about where he came from then others will stop caring too." Twilight shivered at how callously future Twilight seemed to be avoiding all of the complex moral questions this act was raising.

Would it be right to make a whole new pony, perfectly suited to fall in love with her, somepony she would probably have no trouble returning the feeling for. Would it be right to make a life just to satisfy her loneliness...

But wait, hadn't future Twilight said that the spell only borrowed souls that wanted to go? Technically, that wasn't making life so much as moving it from a place that made it suicidal to a place it would be loved. That wasn't wrong at all, and it wouldn't even be morally ambiguous if she asked if the pony wanted to go back!

This was shaping up to be a fine plan.