Dear Diary:
It was a normal day like, any other kidnapping Princesses, lounging around, playing with the little one's, all was right with the world until that friggen Mario the pest whacked me a good one and now, I have woken up in this puketastic world worst thing is.. I'm a pony eugh, at least it's a new place to make my kingdom maybe I will bring the kids.
PS: There might be Princesses,
PSS: HUHUHUH.