Broadcasting LIVE to you at home, this is PNN, your Pony News Network. We cover all ranges of stories, from the mundane to the ridiculous to the even more ridiculous than the ridiculous...is that ridiculouser, Clerk?

No? Just "most ridiculous" is enough? Right, I'll keep that in mind.

Anyway, join me, Dick Sanders, and my humble crew of coanchors, weatherponies and reporters as we cover the whole land of Equestria in our search for truth...or some variation thereof. We’ll find news to report to YOU, ponies of Equestria, even if it's not actually news.