Rainbow Dash gulped. She was perched on a fluffy white cloud, and was gazing with a fiery lust at the smooth, round hindquarters of Rarity, who was in the midst of hanging up her laundry. “Oh hello Rainbow Dash!” called Rarity, finally taking notice of the pegasus. Rainbow Dash immediately moved her hoof away from her warm pussy, where it had been edging to for quite some time. “Oh, er, hi Rarity!” she shouted. “Just been takin a lil break from clearing clouds, you know how it is…..”Rarity looked up, with a bemused look on her face. “That’s funny, I swear I haven’t seen a cloud in days…..”Rainbow Dash gave a nervous chuckle, and slowly floated down to her unicorn friend. “I’d love to chat, but I have SO much laundry to do….”She trailed off as she noticed Rainbow Dash was looking….funny, at her. “Are you all right?” she asked in that regal voice of hers. Rainbow Dash snapped out of her reviere and smiled. “The only thing wrong is all this work you have to do! Can I help?” she said, motioning to a large pile of clothes on the ground. Rarity gave a grateful smile. “Certainly! Lets start with the red dresses, oooh I love this one, so glittery, though I could never forget the beautiful fabric of that one….”
Rarity continued to yap away while Rainbow Dash focused her willpower on staying awake and looking politely interested. Eventually, she slipped away and just listened to the sweet voice of Rarity in a haze-like state as she rinsed, washed, and repeated. At one point, Rainbow Dash snuck in a quick sniff of one of Rarity’s favorite dresses. Rainbow Dash smelled the heavy scents of perfume, but also picked up on Rarity’s own sweet scent, that of cleanliness and high society. Rainbow Dash could feel herself getting hotter, and Rarity’s eyes never looked so beautiful-Snap out of it she told herself. Now is not the time to- ooooooh she thought as she caught another glimpse of Rariy’s firm buttocks. This time, however, she was close enough that she could between her snowy mountains and into the hot, steamy valley there below, smell the aroma wafting from it.....……..Meanwhile, Rarity’s mind was also in turmoil. Oooooooh, look what you’ve done, she thought, allowing a frown to cross her picture perfect face for a second. All I want is for her to get wet, for her beautiful mane to sparkle in the sun, the water globules slowing sliding towards her warm nether regions-WHOA!! she thought. I must resist, even if she does have perfect, shining flanks, warm, feathery wings…….she shook her head, trying to dislodge such things from the bowels of her mind.
They’re useless anyway, she thought, blowing the hair out of her eyes. I waited and waited for the perfect oppurtunity to rope Rainbow into help me with my laundry, maybe even get a little we-CRASH! Rainbow Dash had slipped and fallen in the bucket of soapy water. She came up, coughing and spluttering, and was heaved out by Rarity. Rainbow Dash gave an involuntary shudder of pleasure as Rarity’s hooves grabbed her and hoisted her out. Rarity and Rainbow Dash locked eyes, and an awkward silence that seemed to last for hours followed. Rainbow Dash had a flashback to when she was a fillie, and had gotten in a smidgen of trouble. She had walked into the genitalia of a massive stallion as she pushed her way through a crowd. The conversation that followed was punctuated with silences not unlike the one she felt now. The only thing on Rarity's mind was what the devil her cute skirt would look like now that her friend had squashed it.
Finally, Rarity broke the silence. “Oh! Its getting late, I think I’ll have to retire soon….Thank you so much for your help Rainbow Dash!” As Rainbow Dash opened her mouth, a huge clap of thunder sent the ponies sprinting inside Rarity’s shop. While the ponies had been toiling away, a fierce hurricane had blown in. “My goodness!” said Rarity as she gazed at the bright flashes of lightning arcing through the inky sky. “Nothing I can’t handle!” said Rainbow Dash in a confident tone, and readied her wings for takeoff. “It’s much too dangerous!” said Rarity. “You could be hurt, or killed!” Rarity had a horrible vision of Rainbow Dash, burnt to a crisp, her face contorted in a look of agony. "Please, don't go!" Rainbow Dash looked skeptical and was opening the door when a bolt of lightning hit a tree only a few feet away, causing her to trip over her own tail and fall flat on her butt. Mad laughter echoed through the shop, wiping all the worries from both pony’s minds. However, after the laughter had died away in fits of coughing, both ponies began to think of what they would actually do during this sleepover of sorts. “So……you hungry Rainbow Dash?” asked Rarity, her eyes glued to her pegasus friend. “Sure as hell am!” said Rainbow Dash in her classic confident tone.
Rarity smiled. “Well my ravenous compatriot, you are in for a flavor party tonight!” Rainbow Dash’s thoughts immediately turned to other interpretations of “flavor party” but shook the thoughts away as Rarity strutted into her kitchen. Rarity immediately busied herself at the stove, focusing her magic on some delicious stew and a sweet strawberry sauce for dessert. Rainbow Dash wandered around her vast, spotless kitchen, and soon found the pantry. “Hey Rarity, “ she called, “what’s this, the label says pepp-ACHOOOO!!!!” , followed by a massive crash. Rarity rushed to her friend’s aid, but found that the only thing Rainbow Dash was in danger of was a sneezing fit. Once again the halls of the shop echoed with hearty laughter, and Rarity returned to her cooking, while Rainbow Dash was left alone with her thoughts.
What a great friend, coming to help me instantly like that, she mused, and a pretty one at that. Her deep, violet eyes, that snow-white coat, her outstanding posterior…….Rainbow Dash once again felt herself getting wet, but resisted the temptation to begin playing with herself. Instead, she decided to investigate this "pantry".
In the kitchen, Rarity had also been thinking. This dinner better go over well, she thought to herself. That’s why I spiced up the stew with a little surprise she remembered, with a mischievous smile. Thank God there were a few bottles left, I almost thought Sweetie Bell had drank the whole store dry...."Though they weren't cheap." she grumbled to herself, glancing at her wallet.
Finished preparing dinner, she plated the meals and placed them on a table. Rarity placed her special china out, filled two crystal goblets with red wine, and lit some scented candles that brought back memories of swimming in aquamarine lakes, sitting in the cool shade of great oaks, a brilliant azure sky.....she reluctantly reeled herself back into the present. She took a bottle of the red wine, popped the cork, though with some difficulty, due to the fact that she had hooves instead of hands. However, with some fancy teeth work, the cork whizzed out of the bottle and flew out the window. Rarity, in a voice as clear as a bell on a spring morning, sang out, "Rainbow dearie, dinner is seeeeerved!" Rainbow, taken by surprise by the sweet call, fell from her perch in the pantry and was showered with flour.
Rainbow Dash marched into the dining room, gave a small poof to blow the flour from her eyes and sat down. "A little early for Haloween, isn't it?" asked Rarty dryly. With an obvious blush, she sat down, and the mares began to eat. After some nervous small talk, that began to grow louder and less sensical by the minute, Rarity stumbled away to grab the strawberry sauce. Rainbow Dash, even though she’d had her fair share of liquor in her time, was unprepared for the powerful effects of the wine. She slouched in her seat, feeling sick. Rarity was even more unprepared than Rainbow Dash for the spirits, and wobbled dangerously as she brought in the sauce. Through her alcohol-clouded vision, she could just make out the table. Now, if I could just stay steady enough to-FUCK!!! She thought as she tripped and spilled the sauce all over Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash burst into frenzied laughter, and Rarty nervously joined in. "I'll drink to that!" shouted Rainbow, and downed her goblet in one gulp. Rarty, not to be outdone, drank her goblet in one swig as well. "Oh, it's on now." said Rainbow Dash, reaching for the bottle. "Challenge accepted." said Rarity.
Hours later, the two friends were on their 4th bottle. By this point, both were cross-eyed and Rarity was literally under the table, and Raiinbow was singing a childhood lullably softly under her breath. Rarity got up and started dancing, her flanks bouncin and her mane swirling. Rainbow lept up and flew drunkenly around the room, shouting at the top of voice. "SO LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN TO SLEEP, YOU'RE FLANKS WON'T BE BLANK FOREVER, MY LITTLE DEARIES, WHO KNOWS WHAT THE DAY, MAY, BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!" By now Rarity had joined in, and they finished the final long note together, striking poses Micheal Jackson would be proud of. Rainbow Dash flew into the wall, and got stuck like a fly to well......flypaper. The mares laughed until they were short of breath. Rarity, her sides still heaving, prodded at Rainbow Dash with a broom. The sheer ridiculousness of the situation caused them to burst into laughter once more. Rainbow pulled and flopped backwards onto Rarity. "Heehee oh Rainbow we gotta get ourselves cleaned up hoho!" giggled. Rainbow nodded, still trying to keep everything in focus. The two, holding each other arm in arm, stumbled crazily up the stairs. They had just entered the bathroom when Rainbow relased a stream of vomit that seemed to hang in slo-motion as it arced through the ar until it landed right in the toilet. Rainbow was about to flush it when Rarity, who was lookng a little green, pushed her out of the way and let loose a variable waterfall of murky brown barf into the toilet. Rainbow Dash grinned. "Bombs away!" she shouted as she banished the waste to the depths of the sewers.
Rarity was the first in the shower, a fact that Rainbow Dash strongly protested, but nevertheless relented when she saw the state Rarity was in. Unused to a wild time with alchohol, she seemed disheveled, her eyes cloudy, her mane, filthy, and her coat was caked in strawberry sauce. Rainbow Dash waited outside, listening with a longing as she heard the hot liquid wash away the filth of her friend, pouring over every inch of her body. Rainbow though, had decided. No, she thought. She's a very attractive friend, smart, and stylish, but i don't want to do anything rash. I just want to stay close friends. Meanwhile, in the shower, the warm water helped clear the alchohol and restore sense to Rarity's brain.
She's such a wonderful friend, funny, athletic, loyal....but lets stay that way. Friendships are one of the greatest types of relationships. No fun in the bedroom for you Rarity, she thought, a smile on her face. At least, not tonight......
After Rainbow had finally finished clearing the sauce from her coat, she collapsed on Rarity's humongous, fluffy bed. "Best. night. ever. " she whispered as she drifted off to sleep. Rarity came in to the bedroom a moment later, mane-curlers affixed firmly in place. "That was some of the most fun I've had in years. Thank you Rainbow Dash." she whispered as she too drifted away to the realm of dreams.The next morning, a loud trumpet fanfare awakened them. "The Ponyville distress signal. Oh dear, what is going on!?" screamed Rarity. Rainbow Dash flew outside and looked around. Something on the horizon caught her eye. "What the fu-".
