Making money without the need for a job

I wake up with a yawn as the sun shines through the curtains in the guest room of Twilight's Treebrary. Getting out of bed I walk into the kitchen. Seeing Spike cooking and Twilight reading some type of book I choose to sit down in one of the small chairs around the table thinking that they wouldn't care since they welcomed almost everything so easily like that. My thoughts were proven right when neither Twilight nor Spike batted an eye, either that or they didn't know I was there.

Deciding to test that theory I asked "So whats for breakfast ?" Both of them jumped slightly then looked towards me. " Huh, guess they didn't know"

"Spike is making pancakes" Said Twilight dismissively as she looked back towards her book. After she said that an idea popped into my head ."Hey Twilight I think im gonna skip breakfast ".

"Yeah okay whatever" Said a completely not listening Twilight . Quickly I went to Twilights extra paper drawer .(After some directing ) and grabbed some paper. I folded the paper into some mini airplanes I invented when I was a kid, then I went to my bedroom and grabbed my pack with a bunch of stuff in it .

"This is going to be hilarious " I thought to myself as I walked out the door.

(░░░▒▒▒▓▓▓half an hour later in the park of Ponyville▓▓▓▒▒▒░░░)

Nestled in my hiding spot perfectly out of sight while hiding in plane sight I took aim with a Industrial strength rubber band. Aiming down the sights with the plane I waited for the perfect moment to fire at the dog size contest across the street. "Three two on-

"Hi!" exclaimed a ninja pinkie .

" Ah! " I yelped in surprise causing me to stretch the rubber band way to much then let go and fire causing the™ Mini arrow™ to fly off at deadly speeds so fast that the pony across the street holding a first prize sticker in her magical aura didn't even see the 4 in projectile speed by her ripping the sticker out of the pony's magical aura .

(Meanwhile)

At the Ponyville school the kids were a recess . They were playing the game donut, a game where they have to jump over a spinning object that a pony would swing around in a circle, in there mouth or by magical aura . The crusaders and to other fillies were playing the game . When one colt noticed Diamond tiara and Silver spoon sneaking up behind them .

( He wasn't participating but rather sitting in the background, and he was not an ordinary colt) . He watched as the two fillies walked up behind Applebloom and shoved her tripping her up causing Apple bloom to fall down .Time literally slowed down as he watched the two bullies open their mouths to laugh, but then he noticed a white blur speeding towards the two fillies . He watched the projectile go through the opening of the foam donut ripping the foam toy off of its string and leaving a sticker on the inside of it. The now mangled projectile proceeded to barrel roll. ( I am not talking about the spin I'm talking about the actual spiraling of an actual barrel roll) towards Silver Spoon, no longer a blur but rather a mangled piece of paper flying towards the mid insult filly at high speeds. the paper lodged itself in Silver Spoons mouth cutting off her speech and hitting her so hard sent her sprawling backwards while the foam donut flew towards Diamond Tiara slapping right over her muzzle and also sending her sprawling to the ground, she sat up with the sticker placed over her mouth saying .

"FIRST PLACE BIGGEST BITCH AROUND"

"The kids seeing Diamonds predicament proceeded to ROFTL in the most literal way possible, not even remembering silver spoons sentence or even existence.

"Blank fla- ARGH!"

(Back to the present )

I looked over my shoulder holding on to the branch so that I didn't fall off and said "Pinkie what - how ... oh wait, you're Pinkie"

"Yeppers!" Said the energetic pony some how being able to bounce on the tree branch without losing balance and falling off. "You should go to Vinyls and show her some of you're music!" Said Pinkie randomly switching topics.

"Well, okay then guess I'll head over there " I said, trying to climb out of the tree. Once at the bottom looked back up into the tree to see that the energetic pink pony had vanished I looked around and she was still gone. Deciding not to question it I started on my walk to Vinyls. About ten minutes into the walk I noticed I was being followed. I looked behind me and not to my surprise Lyra was following me, again. "Of course , this is going to keep happening dammit..., well better loose her." I walked around a corner and into a back alley making sure that she didn't see me go in . After she passed by I walked out and resumed . After getting to Vinyls I knocked on the door. After a couple of seconds she answered

" Hi Pinkie told me you were coming over." Said Vinyl Scratch ushering me inside . After I was in, she shut the door and I set my pack on the floor and opened it, then I grabbed a wire connected speaker and my I phone and started to look through my songs . Vinyl, not knowing what it was looked at it then asked me . "What is that"? I answered with "A music player" I found a couple good songs and connected the portable speaker to the phone and started the songs up, then I sat down in the couch nearby with Vinyl on the chair across from me.

After the songs ended I asked "So , what do you think?" To which she responded with " Sounds great! You have more Right?" I responded by saying yes and she said "Then lets get recording "

Author's Note

Found something hilarious I think I am going to add this in next chapter. Skip to about 1:50

Oh and if you notice any errors blame it on my computer after pointing it out.