Cheerilee cleared her throat before speaking into the microphone. "Attention, everyone! The contest will begin shortly. All entrants should proceed to their places. Thank you."

"Oooh! This is so exciting!" Apple Bloom all but skipped towards the long table where the "Build Your Own Fleshlight" contest would be held. "I've been workin' all week on this!"

"Like that's gonna help you," Scootaloo said, jabbing Apple Bloom in the ribs with her elbow. "I've got this one in the bag!"

"Hmph, That's what you think!" Sweetie Belle added, "I got all kinds of tricks up my sleeve!"

"I don't see any sleeves," said a familiar, and exceptionally snotty voice. "Probably no tricks either. Unless you mean that you got your sister to help you. I'm pretty sure that's cheating, though."

Sweetie Belle turned around to glare at Diamond Tiara. "It's just a figure of speech and you know it! And I made it all by myself."

"Yeah!" Apple Bloom snapped. "I bet you just got your butler to make yours for you!"

"As if!" Silver Spoon said. Naturally, she was standing just behind Diamond Tiara. "We spent all week making sure that they're absolutely perfect!"

Scootaloo snickered. "So you sat around jacking off all day?"

Diamond Tiara glared daggers at her. "Maybe I did. I bet I'll still beat you!"

"Never in a million years!" Sweetie Belle stomped her foot, and her petite, perky breasts jiggled. "I worked my dick off for this!"

"Sure you did," Diamond Tiara said, rolling her eyes. "I hope you didn't use your own cock as a mold for it. It'll be too small for Cheerilee to use!"

"What?!" Sweetie Belle squawked. "You take that back!"

"Hey!" Apple Bloom shoved herself between them. "We're gonna win this competition, and that'll shut them up, okay?"

"Oh, it'll shut you up alright," Silver Spoon said with a grin. Then she and Diamond Tiara spun around and stomped towards their positions at the table.

"We'd better get to our spots," Sweetie Belle grumbled, reluctantly following after them. "It's not like her cock is that much bigger than mine anyway."

Five minutes later, all six contestants stood at the table. Apple Bloom stood at the end, then Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara were next, glaring at the crusaders in stony silence. Twist stood proudly at the far end of the table, oblivious to the brooding conflict that enveloped the other five contestants.

"Welcome to the Build Your Own Fleshlight competition!" Cheerilee announced to the small crowd that gathered around the table. One hand held the microphone, and the other fondled her penis, getting it ready for the imminent contest. "As you know, each of our competitors has designed and constructed their own self-pleasure devices! Here's how the competition will work. Each contestant will give a brief description of their take on this popular masturbatory aid, after which I will..." she grinned widely, "...test each of them to be sure that they conform to the contest specifications. Once that concludes, all of you will have an opportunity to sample these projects for yourselves. After an hour passes, I will tally the votes and announce the winner!" There was a cheer from assembled futas. "And now without further ado, let's begin!" She turned to the table. "Our first contestant is Apple Bloom! What can you tell us about your design?"

"Well..." Apple Bloom held up her creation proudly. It was the usual cylindrical shape, but it was bizarrely large and clunky-looking. "I figured I could approve on the design a bit. I mean, a regular fake pussy is all well and good, but I thought it would be cool if it actually did somethin'. I know usin' motors is against the rules, so I rigged it up so that as you jerk off, the inside of it squeezes when you move your hand up and down."

"A wonderful idea!" Cheerilee declared. "Let's see how it actually works." She held the device in one hand, and with her other, carefully slid her dick into the opening at the base of it. "It's quite heavy," she said as she put both hands on the fleshlight and began to slide it up and down. It made an odd clicking sound as the machinery inside it worked. "It feels quite good, though. The squeezing sensation is quite pleasant."

Apple Bloom shrugged. "I couldn't afford a lighter material." She grinned. "But it gets the job done."

"It certainly does!" Cheerilee slid the fleshlight off, though with reluctance. "It's quite a pity I have to move on to the next one."

Apple Bloom nodded. "And it's apple-scented too! You know, 'cause Applejack would kill me if I didn't have apples in there somewhere."

A laugh went through the audience as Cheerilee moved on to Sweetie Belle. Her fleshlight was more of a typical shape, but it had been completely covered with gems, and the gaps between the gems were filled with glitter, and it shined like some sort of elongated disco ball. "As you can see, my project is thoroughly bedazzled," Sweetie Belle said. "With this Fleshlight, you can jack off in style! The inside is lined with imported silk from Saddle Arabia that I totally didn't steal from my sister. It's a bit of a hassle to clean, but it feels so great that it's totally worth it!"

"Oooh! Smooth." Cheerilee luxuriated for a moment in the feeling of the soft, smooth silk against the shaft of her cock. "Very enjoyable." There was a string of precum trailing from the tip of her penis as she set the fleshlight back on the table. "Now then, what do you have, Scootaloo?"

"Well, I wanted mine to be super awesome!" Scootaloo held it up. Unsurprisingly, it was painted in such a bright blue that it was hard to look at, and appropriately enough it had a nose art-styled girl on the side. "And I guarantee that you're not gonna get anything like it from anyone else!"

"It certainly looks amazing!" Cheerilee shoved her cock into it. "Oh my!" An unexpectedly cool, airy sensation enveloped her cock. It was like a cool breeze was giving her a blowjob. "It feels amazing as well! What exactly did you use?"

"The inside is made out of clouds!" she said proudly. "Soft, smooth, and self-lubricating."

"Mmm-hmmm." Cheerilee was only half paying attention. She was too engrossed in her other activity.

Scootaloo continued nonetheless. "Though there is one thing you need to be careful abo—"

"GAH!" There was a sudden flash of light from Cheerilee's crotch and a loud crack in the air. When the light faded, Cheerilee was shaking, and her hair stuck out from her head like an afro.

"...Static electricity buildup," Scootaloo mumbled, feeling her chances of victory drain away.

"Y-yes. Quite electrifying. But not entirely objectionably." Cheerilee's hands trembled as she gingerly extricated her cock. Her pubes were more than a little bit singed. "That whole 'zapping' thing might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm sure there are those who would see it as a feature."

Scootaloo grinned smugly at Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara, her expression clearly saying "I've got this in the bag."

"Hmph," Silver Spoon snorted. "If you think that felt nice, just wait until you try this!" She held up her own submission. It was, naturally enough considering who made it, gilded with silver, and didn't look anything like something for putting your dick in. "Instead of going with some sort of gimmick, I decided to go with elegant simplicity. This fleshlight features and ergonomic grip, soft and long lasting internal material, and it has a removable top for easy clean-up." She crossed her arms as she completed her sales pitch.

"Well, it certainly is convenient, and it looks very refined," Cheerilee said as she gave the device a try. "Though it might be a bit too simple. It certainly does feel good, but then again most fleshlights do. Even so, good job!"

Silver Spoon smiled and glowered at the same time, evidently not quite satisfied with Cheerilee's comments. Diamond Tiara just rolled her eyes.

"Our next contestant is Diamond Tiara!" Cheerilee announced. "Can you please tell us what's unique about your fleshlight?"

"Well, it's the best, obviously." She smiled, showing all her teeth. "And that's because I used my own vagina as the model for it. I assure you that you couldn't possibly get anything better!" She winked. "Except for the real thing, of course."

Apple Bloom tried to think up a derogatory comment about how cavernous Diamond Tiara's pussy was. But by the time she settled on an insult (namely "That's can't be! You'd need one of our apple barrels to fit your giant slit in there!) Cheerilee had spoken up.

"What an interesting approach!" Cheerilee said as she slowly squeezed her cock into the opening. Just as well, Apple Bloom thought, it's obviously real tight anyway. For a moment, she was a bit envious and wanted to give it a try. Or even better, take Diamond Tiara on herself. Preferably in the ass. Diamond Tiara would never live down getting fucked like that.

"So, how is it?" Diamond Tiara asked smugly.

Cheerilee was barely paying attention. "Very good! And I see that this one is double-ended."

Diamond Tiara nodded. "The other end is modeled after my anus. You know, if you happen to like that sort of thing. Initially I had planned a third one based on my mouth, but unfortunately I didn't have time."

This time, Apple Bloom had a smart remark ready. "It wouldn't have worked anyway. Your mouth is way too big," she said. It was under her breath, but loud enough that a few of the spectators in the front row could hear. They giggled.

Diamond Tiara snorted. "It's not like you'd even know what it's like anyway."

Apple Bloom tried to think of a response, but the glances from Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle dissuaded her.

"Anyway, let's try the other end then." She removed the cock from the fleshlight, and turned the thing around. It slipped so easily back on that for a moment it looked like her dick was barely touching it. There were audible giggles from the spectators, and even more audibly from the other end of the table. "It's a bit... loose," Cheerilee said carefully. "Not too bad, but not nearly as pleasurable as the other side."

Scootaloo snickered as Cheerilee moved on to Twist. "Hot dog down a hallway, I guess," she giggled under her breath. Diamond Tiara grimaced, but kept silent.

"And now we come to our last contestant, Twist!"

"You're going to love thith!" Twist lisped. "Ith a bit of a thpecialty item, though."

"A specialty item, huh?" Cheerilee asked. Twist's fleshlight looked rather normal, aside from the fact that it was painted like a candy cane. "What makes it so special?"

"The inthide is made of candy!" Twist said. "Ith edible!"

"Oh, that does sound interesting."

"Be careful when you put your penith in it, though," Twist warned. "Ith a bit thticky." She winked. "And thereth a thpethial ekthra feature too!

"Ah, yes..." The fleshlight squished as Cheerilee made use of its hole. "So, this special feature you were talking about?"

"Thatth a thurprithe! Clothes your eyeth! And hold thtill!"

"If you say so." Cheerilee put her hands over her eyes. "Now what."

"Well, ath you could thee before you covered your eyeth, thereth a little hole on the end of the flethlight for eathy cleaning."

"Yes, but all of them have that."

"But I changed thomething on mine! My flethlight hath thpethial attathmentth!" She held up what looked like the little cap that would close up the hole at the end of the fleshlight. But this one was different. It seemed to be impaled with a candy cane. The crowed murmurmed, some in fear, some in interest. "Tho you jutht put it in the hole like thith..." Holding the curved piece of the confection like a handle, she moved to put the cap back into the fleshlight. Apple Bloom couldn't help but bite her lip. There were a good few inches of candy cane sticking through the cap. She could only imagine where that would go.

"I'm gonna put the cap back in now!" Twist announced. "Hold thtill, Mith Cheerilee!" She grinned widely, and stuck the cap back into its place. Cheerilee's eyes were hidden, but everyone could tell that they were bugging out of her face

"Oh my..." Cheerilee gasped quietly.

"Jutht a thec. Let me thcrew it in!" Twist began to twirl the candy cane, screwing the cap into place. "If you like thounding, thith is the flethlight for you! Thee?" She pushed the cane a bit further into the fleshlight, and by extension, further into Cheerilee's urethra. Cheerilee's knees trembled.

"Th-thank you for that demonstration, Twist," Cheerilee mumbled as she stepped back, out of Twist's reach. "That was... quite..." She tried to remove the fleshlight from her cock, but it seemed to be stuck. She gave it a tug, but it refused to release her dick from its grasp.

"Thorry about that. It can get a bit thticky," Twist said. "It'll come off eventually when the candy ditholveth. And don't worry. I have plenty of duplicateth for everyone!"

"Alright, then," Cheerilee turned back to the crowd, Twist's sugary thing still sticking off of her erect penis. "There you have it! Now that our contestants have presented their projects, now you have a chance to try them out for yourselves! Once you've sampled them all, fill out a ranking sheet and drop it into the box on the table. Voting will close in an hour, and then we'll tally the votes and announce the winner! Best of luck to everyone!"

The crowd cheered. Apple Bloom gave a sideways glance down the table at Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. "May the best fleshlight win!" she said. She didn't want to say it, but Applejack had always told her to be polite, even to assholes.

Diamond Tiara just glared back. "Oh, I will."

Author's Note

Let me guess, you want to know who won? Guess what? You guys get to pick the winner! Just Click Here and pick the girl that made the best fleshlight.

The answer will be revealed in a later chapter.