Author's Note

Sorry for the fake post guys. I swear that was an accident guys and I hope you can forgive me for that, because I also don't know how long it was posted. Anyways this one is kinda slow and I'm sorry for that two, but the next chapter is gonna be a good one. So stay tuned and remember to comment, like, and fav/watch (it doesn't have to be in that order of course.) Edited by Inazuma

An Unusual Lunch

Armor Kink stood in the barracks, unsure of where exactly the day would lead him. He tried to write off the events of last night as a dream. After returning the two of them to the castle, Golden Lockheart kissed him goodnight and left. She at no point in time changed into Princess Celestia. Nope, not at all, because that would mean the Princess liked to tie herself up. Last time he checked, Alicorn's didn't care for small earthly pleasures.

Well, she does enjoy cake. his mind argued, 'Well, cake is different. Everyone likes cake, even Alicorns.'

’An Alicorn is still just a person. Just like everyone else.’ He let out a sigh. 'She couldn't be interested in me. I'm a nobody, and if she did, she wouldn't when she finds out about-' His thoughts were halted as he felt a hand shake him.

"Look alive newbie." A voice ordered. He looked to the left at his squad leader, Mystic Spark, an older Unicorn guard with three cuts scattered around his face. Like many others who fought both in The Canterlot Invasion and The Battle against Lord Tirek, these were most likely some of the many scars on his body. Armor Kink walked around with his squad leader as many of the other guards whispered around them. It seemed the two weren't as lucky as they thought they were as rumors of Armor Kink playing with a bound and gagged maid was soon the talk of the castle.

Thankfully, when someone brought this to Princess Luna she told them that a certain maid enjoyed tying herself up and would sometimes lose her keys. This went from the whispers calling him a pervert, to them talking about who the maid was. As it stood, Armor Kink walked with Mystic Spark out to the Princesses tea room, as it seemed she wished to speak to him. ‘Just like my dream.' He thought as their destination grew closer. The two now stood before the large violet doors. Armor Kink continuously trying to convince himself that he certainly had not met the Princess of the Sun the night before, causing him to craft a story that he was in trouble.

"Take a deep breath kid and remember, Princess Celestia isn't as bad as people say she is." Mystic Spark encouraged, sensing the newer guard's fear. Armor Kink pulled the outward door open, placing his helmet in the crook of his arm as Mystic Spark pushed the door closed.

"Princess Celestia, Armor Kink reporting for duty." He saluted to the amused Alicorn before him. She was already drinking some of her tea as she looked at him with a look of either amusement or curiosity. She used her magic to push the chair open before her as she beckoned him to come to sit down. He shook his head as he sat before her, obviously nervous as he somewhat shook in fear.

"You seem nervous." She said, taking another sip of tea as her eyes stayed on him. His mouth felt dry as he shook his head yes while he placed his helmet on the table. "Please, grab a cup, we have things to discuss." He picked up the teapot and poured to his cup, tea however, was not what was currently sitting in his cup. Discord sat on the tea cup with his arms crossed and a angry look on his face.

"I can't believe you did that." He said, the princess of the sun never batting an eyelash. "I help you find someone to tie you up and you go and tell Fluttershy on me?" Celestia put the tea cup down then looked to Chaos spirit.

"Discord, I merely told Fluttershy how thankful I was to you for your help." She then flashed him a mischievous smile as she placed her elbows on the table, resting her chin on top of her back of her palms. "Of course, I didn't leave out any details of your gracious help." Discord turned on the tea cup, looking down at the now shocked guardsman. "Oh Tia, please tell me this isn't the guy." The Draconequus sinking into the cup until nothing was in it but tea. He studied the tea before he was pulled back by a talon.

"I mean, I thought you would have gone for the burly, ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ type of guy." Discord squeezed both of Armor Kink's cheeks then snapped his lion’s paw fingers, Mystic Spark now standing before the three. The two guards looked at each other before his fingers snapped again. "Or at the very least someone like her." Mystic Spark vanished in a spark of light as a group now looked at a pale young woman with a spiky two toned blue hair style wearing a latex top and panties, fishnet stocking, stiletto boots, and purple sunglasses.

"Woah. Tavi? Where'd ya go?" As she was turning to look at the three, Celestia sent her away.

"Discord, I would like to discuss this with you later. For now can you please leave us to talk. Alone?" Discord crossed his arms as both of his mismatched wings opened up. "Fine, I see how it is. You want to play with your new boyfriend and I'm cramping your style." Discord lifted the tablecloth as he got underneath the table. Armor Kink looked under the table to find absolutely nothing. He slowly sat up to look at the now irritated princess.

"I apologize, he's been doing his best to make up for what happened with Tirek. That's actually why we met the other night." Armor Kink looked at the tea cup, smelling the peppermint aroma before taking a drink, oddly it tasted like butterscotch. "I asked you here Armor, because I would like to reward you for your actions from last night." With these words, Celestia's magic flared as a chest was summoned before the two. The lock freed as her magic pulled the top off. Inside of the chest was a young woman completely covered in latex clothing. She tried looking around as her mittened hands rubbed against the panels blinding and gagging her.

"W-WHAT?!" He shouted, jumping out of his chair and away from the two. Celestia cupped the frightened girls chin, looking at her as she spoke. "It's simple really. I noticed how you were trying desperately not to be excited about how you found me. And when Key Chain mentioned you being in the lifestyle, I knew the perfect gift." She then kissed the panel covering the girl's mouth as the girl let out a muffled moan. "I spoke to her, and she is more than happy to oblige us both." Anger flared in his eyes as he used his magic to bring the chest to him, the zipper to her hood now before him.

"If it's all the same to you, I'm going to ask her myself." He growled as he opened the hood. He couldn't believe what he was looking at, as Princess Celestia gave him an amused smirk from the table, another Celestia was giving him an overjoyed smile. "I think you wanted to ask me something?" She asked as she climbed out of the box. He looked back and forth between the two, his anger getting the better of him as he then shouted. "What the hell is this? Some kind of sick JOKE?" Both Celestias looked at him sadly as the one in latex spoke. "It wasn't a joke, but a test both to better make my judgement, and to see your talent's extent."

He tilted his head to the side as he looked at them. His aura enveloped the two and other then their clothing, both Celestias looked the same, the magic they extruded felt the same, even their eyes, those beautiful amethyst eyes looked exactly the same. The only things he could see were the weaknesses of their clothing and of the items around them, even the weaknesses of the door and windows. "I can't tell you both apart. My talent doesn't let me see the weakness in magic or in living beings. Just in objects." He said angrily, still upset by the test. The Celestia at the table walked over to them, an apologetic look in her eyes.

"Please understand. The decision I want to make, I need to make sure it is right. I needed to make sure I truly did know you." The one in Latex sighed as she continued. "So, I made a clone of myself from a place known as the Mirror Pool and did all this. It's been too long." Both Celestias began to cry as they looked at him, his anger turning to shock as the other spoke. "I miss having someone to hold me. I miss being with someone who could make me feel like everyone else." As the latex clad Celestia hugged herself with her rubber covered arms the other did the same.

"I understand." He said to the two. Both Celestias looked at him as they both still had tears in their eyes.
"You must understand that this is a little strange. Hell, I was trying to convince myself the part of you being Lockheart was just nothing but a dream." He then bowed down, looking at them. "I would be more than happy to be your partner, princess." As he stood up he was greeted by a kiss on his lips by the Celestia wearing latex.

They continued to kiss, his tongue playing with hers as she moaned into his mouth when a throat clearing broke them from their embrace.

"If you two are done, we have some more things to discuss." They returned to the table, both Celestias before him on one side while he sat on the other. "Now," The Celestia in the white dress began, "I created my clone for another reason other than to test you. I made it so that you and I would be able to truly have a day together to get to know one another as well as not forcing all of the responsibility to rule on Luna. Once we are done, your superiors have been ordered to relieve you for the rest of the day."

Armor Kink was completely dumbfounded. "So the 'you' in latex is the clone?" Both smiled at his question. "Your talent really can't see through magic. No, I am the real Celestia while the other is the clone." After both Celestias laughed at his embarrassed face the group sat together, drinking tea while going over what exactly their relationship was. As it stood, the two had decided to just be playmates, Celestia would be the submissive, while Armor Kink was her dominant. The two had set the limits of how far their game would go, and most importantly what their safe words were.

"So we agree. Banana means to pause, and Sunshine means to stop." Armor Kink said, writing it down in his notes. "Yes, unless I'm gagged, at which point they change to the chorus of the songs 'When The Day Met The Night' and 'Welcome to the Black Parade." Armor Kink gave her an odd look at the songs. "What? Music is the verity of the soul."

Armor Kink just shrugged then finished his notes. "Well, I think that's everything." The clone placed her hand out with her horn coming to life. Sitting before Armor Kink now sat an old copper bell. "When you're ready to begin, just ring the bell." The two walked away from the table, the real Princess waved her mittened hand goodbye as she teleported out of the room while the other Celestia walked out of the room with the princess's regal stride.

As far as Mystic Spark was told, Armor Kink was trying to work through a family issue while trying to hold up his responsibility as a guardsman. The talk with the princess was a reprimand to take leave of absence when it seemed he needed one.

It took him a while to return to his home, a modest little house which sometimes felt a little too large. He put the bell on his coffee table then laid back on his couch, looking up at the ceiling. He wanted to ring the bell right now. One reason was to test it while the other was simply lust. But that thought kept returning to the forefront of his mind. It had been two years since it occurred, it wasn't going to happen again, he'd make sure of it. Stripping down to his white shirt and black jeans he delicately picked up the bell and gave it a light shake, giving off a soft ring.

Celestia opened the front door, once again dressed in the maid outfit, the only difference this time was that she was not masked by a shimmer spell. It was odd to see her looking so submissive as she now stood in his home, and truthfully, it was cute.

“You rang master?” She asked. Armor Kink stared for a moment before shaking himself free of her captivating beauty, he needed to remember the situation. He cleared his throat as he took on a more menacing demeanor. “Tell me pet, why do you think I summoned you?” She bit her lips and looked around the room.

“I did my chores sir, I swear everything-”

“Do you think I’m a fool? That I wouldn’t notice my book of arcane spells was switched out of it’s sheath for a mere child’s guide to magic?” She shook her head, about to protest more when he spoke again. “Tell me, have you found the magic syphon spell yet? Or were you looking for the petrification spell?”

She turned to face him with a horrified look, smiling as he laughed. “I defeated you, made you my slave instead of slaying you, then you have the nerve to think I would be stupid enough to leave an object you could use against me?” Celestia let out a growl as she then tried to strike him. Her fist was stopped in the air by magic as he then forced her arm to go behind her back.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk. It’s good to see you still have that spirit I love, however, you went about it all wrong.” She swung her other arm to hit him for it to share the same fate, forced behind her back. His aura began to morph into bands as it fully restrained her. “But it’s alright,” He smiled, squeezing her nipples, causing her to moan. “After all, now I have an excuse to play rough.”

He pushed her down straddling her as he started biting her neck, one hand continuing to squeeze her breast while the other moved further down her body.

“N-no. St-ahh! Stop.” She cried. He laughed then moved to her ear, biting the lobe of her ear, when he moaned he then whispered.

“But we’ve only just begun.”