After going to the most dangerous places in the world, I have finally assembled everything I needed to form the perfect Zanza cosplay for PAX East. Unfortunately, when I put it on, I somehow became Zanza, gained all his powers and developed his bloodthirsty attitude. Now, I'm going into Equestria to see everything unfold.

This fic is for the No Originality Brigade's Most Unoriginal Cosplay Fic Contest. Seriously, it's an HiE cosplayer in Equestria with very little effort put into it. Leave a dislike please. If you liked this monstrosity, then I can confirm that you like unoriginal concepts poorly done.