My adventures in Equestria! Season 1: The Ponyville welcoming party.

by loke44hardy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 2958

Static Chaser is at it again! Making friends in Ponyville will be a piece of cake

Static Chaser is a Pegasus pony built for adventuring and making friends around Equestria. What will his next stop into Ponyville bring? Find out now!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-30 12:35:44 UTC

Ponyville

My grammar skills sorta got better so enjoy. Note: My keyboard is messed up so expect unfinished sentences and words.

Twas a warm summer night in an area known as Whitetail Woods, owned by the nice pony folk in a nearby village known as Ponyville. In the Forest was an adventurer pony known as Static Chaser sleeping soundly on top of an oak tree...

"YAAWWN!" Was the sound of me waking from a long well deserved rest after fighting dragons and flying cows over the moon and.... Lets save that one for later. So anyway, as I started scretching, my stomach was all GUUURRRRRRRR and GLOBLEBLIGRRRRR so then I realized needed something to eat when suddenly a rock smacked into the middle of my beautiful face. "Whos there! Come out!" I shouted out in anger when a white rabbit glaring at me throws a rock at me, missing by inches.

"Why you little demented white potato! You will pay for this!" I yelled out in anger at the little pest and was about to retaliate with stick to the knee  when a yellow pegasus pony and dark pink mane runs out from the trees. "I am so so sorry mister, Angel doesn't know any better." She said quietly and quickly. "Angel apologize!" She commanded sternly to the rabbit known as Angel. He rolled his eyes and hopped away into the trees. "Please excuse Angel, this is his favorite tree to have a picnic." She said shyly

"No worries, SORTA no harm done." I reassured her as I flew down from tree in a daze in front of her. "My name is Static Chaser, but you can call me Static. Whats yours?" I greeted her with my name when she spoke up stuttering. "fluttershy." I could barely make out what she had said to me. "What a nice name, I'll cya later. Bye!"And with that I took off towards the small town of Ponyville. "What a nice pegasus." I commented as the town suddenly came into view and I started decreasing my height and momentum.

"So this is the town of Ponyville I hear so much about." I stated out when suddenly, a ball impacts my face, dazing me momentarily. "Hey watch it down there k?" I yelled at the fillies below in a annoyance

"Were shorry mishter." Says a southern accent of light yellow filly with a rose colored mane and a bow to top it off. "That

s okay, stuff like this happens to me all the time." I said to her as I remembered the incident with the rabbit a few minutes as I hovered over them. "Whelp gots ta go, cya." With a wave of good-bye, I took off at top speed towards the awaiting time ahead.

'Man i'm hungry' I thought to myself the second I landed in the town and was hit with the aroma of baked treats. Suddenly I see a bakery called "Sugar Cube Corner." 'Sounds like a perfect place to chow down, when out of no where a pink earth pony pops up in my face.

"HiwelcometoponyvilleIneveerseenyoubeforesoyoumustbenewlolollololololiMUSTMUSTMUSTthrowyouaweclomkdnfjbhcbhvbhvdggvgvgv vcvPARTY." She says in a rush that I barely catch. "um mm thanks...I-I-I guess." I managed to speak myself out of my daze. "The party will be at 4:00 PM, I hope you'll be there." And with that she hops away, leaving me sitting on the ground. "Might as well get something to eat for the party." I suggested to myself as I got off the ground and entered the bakery. "I would like two large Double Cherry cupcakes with a sprinkle of hay." I said to the yellow colt on the register. "That

.ll be 6 bits please." I handed him the coins he gave me the bag of cupcakes. "Good day sir." I said to him as I walked out the door.

I sat on a nearby bench in the Ponyville public park and devoured my treats whole in one bite. 'Man that hit the spot.' I complimented to myself when I looked down at my watch. "3:50, best starts movin." I said to myself as threw the plastic bag into a recycle bin and took off towards the bakery. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted with darkness then suddenly the lights flicked on and all the ponies of Ponyville all shout out "SURPRISE!" All at once. "RUSSIANS!" I screamed out like a child and dove under the table. "Why whats wrongs says the pink pony I met earlier. "Oh..Umm...Sorry. Thought I was being attacked by Euqrusstria." I spoke out as I climbed from underneath the table. "That is okay silly! Why don't you meet every pony else." One by one I was greeted with the Ponyvillians. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED." And with that, the music kicked in and everypony started enjoying the snacks and dancing.

That is when I spotted the yellow pegasus pony talking to a group of five other ponies I remember getting greeted by.. I then see the pink pony, Pinkie Pie. I walk up to Fluttershy. "Uh hey Fluttershy." I said to her as I shook her hoof. "These your friends?" I asked as I looked at the ponies behind her. "Y-y-yes." She manage to squeaked out to me. "Sho tis iz the pony mah sishter hit in the fashe with her bawl." Says a orange earth pony name I remember as Apple Jack. "Apple jack. Uhhh right? Any way it was an accident, she didn't mean to, You see I always get hit in the." I said to Apple Jack, reassuring her quickly. "Anyway just gonna get some snacks, cya." And I walked off to the snack stand.

"These ponies are real nice." I said to my self as I enjoyed a chocolate cake.

"They-NOMNOMNOM-Have good food." I said to myself as I chowed down on a white chocolate cookie. That's when I notice ponies leaving and realized it was time to go. "Time to head to a place to set up my tent." I said as I left the bakery and headed towards that park I saw earlier.

As soon as I made it to the park, I took of my saddle bags and throw a large tent out in the park. 'That

s more like it!" I thought to myself when I zipped it open and dropped on my sleeping bag. "Man im pooped.*YAAWWNNN* Good night Ponyv-" I never got to finish what I was saying when I fell asleep.

The Raging Storm.

This chapter may or may not be short so beware. [Also my grammar fails.] And I ran out of ideas and I will be rushing because I am in school.

BOOM! CRACKLE SNAP

It was a stormy day in Ponyville but I had enough experience in storms like this plus I was born in the eye of a hurricane so pretty much I am not alarmed by the storm but what makes it scarier; No pony made the storm and it can't be stopped. Also it is raining hail stones the size of an apple. While I was waking up in my tent on the top of a hill, a hail stone broke the-Let's skip that part eh? Anyway... As I was walking into the town in the storming morning, ponies were running and screaming while hail stones pelted them IN THE FACE...Ehhh got carried away there...

So while I was calmly walking towards the the Ponyville (Didn't notice I put 2 the's before Ponyville eh?) public library to check out... Well running and screaming like a mad cow towards the Ponyville public library I should say instead... While I was running I hear a scream of a filly nearby so I go to check it out but I was frozen in horror as a branch from the top a tree falls down towards the filly, but before it could hit her, I dive at her pushing her out the way while branch crashes behind me. "Thank you mister for saving me." Said a white unicorn filly with a purple and pink mane. "Aren't you Rarity's little sister?" I asked in concerned. "Well yes I am." She replied to my question.

"Well Rarity should be glad I save ya flank. Gotta go catch ya later... If you know what I mean." Before she could reply to my comment I took off towards the library again without time to lose. More hail stone fell on me but they sorta slew me down by .2% Aren't I good at math matics... Back to the story. So while I FALCON HOOFED the door open, a book smashed into my forehead, dazing me for a few seconds. "Hey what was that for?" I asked as I tilted my head in confusion. "Sorry Static, didn't see you there. Can you help me? I am looking for a book called The ponies of magic. Can you help me look for it?" She asked me while throwing books off the shelf. "Sure no prob." I said to her as I flew up to the top of a book shelf and found her book in one try. "Here it is." I tossed her the book and I landed on the floor in a thud.

"Thanks Static, I was looking for that book for a long time." She thanked me as she levitated it in the air. "Mornin Twi, Hey Static." Greeted spike as he rubbed his eyes and headed for the kitchen. "Sup dude. Your welcome Twilight. Do you have a book called The Flying Dice?" I asked her. "Sure it is right here...umm.." "Found it." I said as I pulled out my library card and put the book in my saddle bag. "Good day to you." I said after she checked my card. "See you later Static." She waved her hoof at me as I walked out the door... Or flew out the door I should say. 'I wonder if Sugar Cube Corner is open' I thought to myself as I dodged a block of hail. The rain started hitting harder so stopped under a roof with other ponies and dug into my saddle bags and found my SUPERCOOLBALLISTICGOGGLESOFEPICNESS and put them on. 'Lets get started' I thought to myself as I walked from under the roof and continued dodging hail stones and screaming ponies.

By the time I made it to the Sugar Cube Corner, The Cake family was turning the closed sign to open. "Hello Mr and Mrs. Cake." I greeted as I walked into the bakery. "Why hello Static." Said Mr. Cake as he got behind the counter. "I would like a Super anti territoriality cupcake please." I asked as I took off my SUPERCOOLBALLISTICGOGGLESOFEPICNESS and put them into my saddle bags. Mr. Cake handed me the freshly baked cupcakes as I gave him 7 bits and left feeling like a boss. As I got outside, I was blinded by the sunlight of the sun. "SKITTLESFROMHELL!" I was amazed how fast the storm cleared out with me realizing. Ponies left the protection of their homes to investigate the damage the hail caused them. "This world is one magical place." I said in disbelief as fillies ran out side with toys and kites and played with them like nothing ever happened. "Oh hi Static." Greeted Rarity. "Sweetie Bell told me what happened so I went to say Thank you."

"It was nothing miss Rarity." I replied to her as I headed back to Whitetail woods AKA Crackertail woods...If you know what I mean. "By what do you mean?" She asked. "Nothing...Nothing at all." I replied to her as I slowly crawled away to eat my lunch by a tree. "I'll see you later I guess." She said and took off back to her... Carsol Butty? Nope. Carsail Barbecue? No no no... Carualsel Buttcute? Forget. Anyway she headed back to her dress making place I should put it.

"Now I can find a place to eat my lunch." I sighed and walked to a large oak tree away from the town. "Time for peace and quiet." I sighed again as I laid my back on a tree and pulled out my lunch. It was still fresh right out the oven. "Thank Celestia it's alright." I took a bite out of it and was LITERALLY blown 10ft away from the sheer awesomeness of that one little bitty cupcake. "Mother of god." I stated as I my shades and lowered them to my mouth. I grabbed a helmet and braced myself for another bite another and another until I ate all them good tasty cupcakes. "Like a baws PewDiePie...Wait who is PewDiePie?" I asked myself in confusion about the name. "Oh yeah he is my cousin Stephano PewDiePie who lives on the other side of the everfree forest, I should go visit him because I hadn't seen him in a while now. It's settled." I said as I looked up in the sky.

"I will cross the everfree forest to see him." I made up my mind and prepared my gear. I looked at my watch that appeared out of nowhere and it said it was 6:34. "Wow time sure can flypast when you're eating a cupcake." I sighed as I started to set up my tent to a new adventure ahead.

(Special 1) Battle of the bunniez

If it has (Special) in the chapter title then it is not apart of the story. Also I rushed so don't rage bro...

It was a early morning in Ponyville as I was walking on the trail i told to on to Fluttershy's cottage to help her with her animals. "Goodness does this pony live far from civilization." I moaned in bored as I jumped over a fallen branch. As I landed on the other side, I tripped on a wire running between to trees. After I got off the ground, a familiar white bunny jumps in my view and starts glaring at me while holding a metal pipe. “YOU!” I yelled in anger as I jumped off the ground and pulled a golf club from out of my mane.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

And with that we were off clubs swinging in all directions. I jumped on top of him but he body slammed me into a tree. I quickly got up and retaliated with a drop kick to face.I quickly got up and retaliated with a drop kick to face, knocking him across the woods into a clearing.

“I will take you down!” I yelled and flew at him with my golf club swinging.

Angel suddenly pulls an Ak-47 from behind his back and starts firing with a Ratatatat, barely missing my head with bullets. “BRING BRO!” I yelled in pride while I was reflecting the bullets back at him with my golf club. Luckily one of the bullets hits the AK in his paws and sends it flying into a lake nearby. “AHAHAH.” But it wasn’t over. Angel whistles when suddenly bunnies from all colors and sizes swarm in to the clear with me. “Crap.” Was the last thing I said before they charged at me with swords, maces, and knives.

While in Ponyville.

“It was nice of you to take us shopping Rarity.” Said a meek voice known as Fluttershy as they were entering the Ponyville Shopaholic store. “It was nothing dear; after all I still owe you guys for helping me win last year’s Ponyville annual beauty pageant.” Said a sweet voice from a pony name Rarity. Everypony’s attention was brought up to the sky when one of Fluttershy's rabbits soar through the air and land in a nearby pond. “Now wut da hay waz that all abowt.” Says a southern accent from a pony known as Applejack when more rabbits started raining down into Ponyville. “It looks like it came from Fluttershy’s place, let’s go check it out.” Said a unicorn called Twilight Sparkles.

They all started hurrying when they heard shouts of the pony known as Static Chaser in a clearing. As they jumped into a bush peeked out, they were surprised by a sight of Static. He was being attacked by angry rabbits while he was swing his golf club.

Static’s POV.

They were coming in every direction, rabbits. I was dodging rockets from Javelins and Rpg-7s while trying to take down all the other angry rabbits.“What do you want from meeee.” I cried out in disbelief when thousands and thousands of other rabbits ran from out of the trees with Rpgs and swords while I have just a little ole golf club.

Suddenly a voice screams out of nowhere

“PESIMA DALO” My golf club was suddenly put into a golden flame and armor started wrapping around me, turning into a PMD: Pony of Mass Destruction. “LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!”A tank suddenly rips the trees down and stops 12 meters away from me with the words Bunny warrior written on the sides of it. Angel was standing on top of it with a proud look on his face millions of rabbits from came from behind him and charges at me. [ open a new page and put this song on youtube. Death Trend Setta-Crossfade.]

Wave 12: Watch out for large enemy forces of Juggerbunnies, attack squirrels, and suicide bombers.

“Wait what?” But I never got to finish as a rabbit jumps in front of me and explodes, throwing me off the rock and into a tree, knocking me unconscious.

Me: CRAP CRAP CRAP SO CLOSE TO PWNING THSE NEWBS ZOMG THZ GAME H4X!

New game:

Wave 2340559494939393949498548: 7,000 Juggerbunnies, 302,000 enemy forces, and Nuclear suicide bombers.

Me: eheheh *Puts gun too head* "Nope" I said as I pulled the trigger.