Author's Note

Fun idea I came up with eating ice cream of all things.....better than being drunk though, eh?

A prologue to madness

Hello my young dellhoppers, my name is Francisco Martin James Akira Maria Gauldur John McCoy Stanley Steamer Chris Vocaloid Kamui Mad Drake Ben Nathan Tom Justin Horatio Penelope Viagra Martin the 47.8th. You may call me Sheogorath. I am here to guide you through the wonders of madness and insanity! The rush of dementia, as well as the thrill of mania. The-

Just get on with it! We aren't paying you to ramble on you idiot!

Actually, you aren't paying me at all for this...

...Just get the hell to work already...

Fine! You will hear from Madgod later! Or rather...Madgod shall hear some very interesting noises later tonight. *Wink*

I swear by the eight Sheogorath, if you try and rape me, I swear I will figure out how to kill you.

Calm yourself mortal. Besides...you aren't Madgod's type. No, unfortunately your much to loud and obnoxious for me to gain enjoyment from it
...Madgod prefers the...obedient type.

*Cough* Kinky. *Cough*

You do realize that I have the Wabbajack, right?

Oh hell no. I will go completely ghetto if you do Sheogorath, I swear!

Oh, so now your an angry black woman yelling at a god? Thats funny, that you think I care and all.

You can be a real condensing bastard, you know that?

Why thank you. I only act like this to you, after all!

Sheogorath, will you PLEASE get back to work?

Beg for it.

Excuse me?

Beg me to work. If you do I may continue on.

I REALLY hate you Sheogorath, I hope you know that...Oh mighty, powerful, and insane Madgod, will you please get the hell back to work?

No.

Wait, what did you just say?!

Madgod is to tired for work, come back later.

Come on you lazy bum! Get to work.

Beep beep beep, we're sorry, the madman your trying to reach doesn't give a shit. Please try again later.

Ah! SCREW THIS?!

You! Your fired!

Good, I couldn't stand being here another second.

Sheogorath! GET BACK TO WORK THIS INSTANT OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHOVE A DRAGON UP YOUR ASS!

Alright Dagon alright! Sheesh, I was just having a bit of fun...

You can have your...'fun' later. Now, GET BACK TO WORK!

Fine...now where were we? Ah! Cheese wheels I remember!

One day, while I was in session with my Court of Madness, my dearest friends Discord and Loki stopped by for a fun tea party! It rained cats, mice, cotton candy, and milk. Lots and lots of milk. Warm, creamy, rich milk. Mmm, milk. I shoud mention we all have a very extreme fascination with milk. Why milk? I'm jusst a madman, how should I know? For awhile, talked about this and that till I brought up my boredom of Tamriel at the moment. Loki said go on a killing spree while Discord said to come visit Equestria and have some time off for even the crazy need time to relax. I had two options at this point. 1 Go with Loki's idea, kill off a species probably, and become a serial killer. Or go to Equestria...which to choose...murder...or...relax. Tough choice huh? It took me about a week before I decided to pay a visit to Equestria. Could be fun, you know? Discord explained how the residents of Equestria where similar to a human it body, but had animal features like feathers, a tail, or fur. This made me even more happy, such delectable madness waiting to greet me. By this point i realized he was going to disguise me as a type of pony called a unicorn. He told me that I could still use magic this way. Ten minutes later, I am on my way to the glory that is Equestria! Ready or not, here Madgod comes!