Eternal Conflict of the Chaos King

In space thousands of light-years into the far reaches where light is a myth the last Poxxian plans his madness. “Now I have done it. I can finally tear a rip big enough to force his floating continent to join me in a random universe. The travel should rip his technology to pieces. Gnome you can’t avoid me anymore. Hahahahahahaha”

In a city that was once besieged by that poxxian life had just returned to normal. The gnomes are a highly adaptable race but being turned partially into baked goods wasn’t something they could cope with. That is where Halfgnomen came to power. He showed up and developed his Anti-Everything barrier just before the poxxian “accidently” blew up the planet and soon after their universe. His barrier saved only his continent and being their savior he rose up to being on the level of a god king overnight. He was considered lazy and perverted at times but their faith could not be shaken for he saved them when the entire universe fell. On this particular evening he received a text message saying “Gnome gnome nomnom Gnome. Guess what I just did. Ripped a whole through space and time so buckle up this roller coaster doesn’t have any cup holders or fruits. Its gonna be a bumpy ride. LOLOLOL” He had long since grown accustom to dealing with this delusional man and grew to understand that nothing was impossible when it came to him. The best way to describe Pox is by turning him into a sentence. If he were a sentence it would be. This sentence is false. Which is what gave him the only title people have been alive long enough to use, Pox the paradox. So when he looked up and saw the vortex of time and space he wasn’t surprised. But he was impressed that Pox managed to make it look like one of his dreaded cupcakes.

Back in space The Paradox was being sucked into the universe and caught glimpses of pink and purple. But he resisted the urge to jump in until he was certain Gnome was joining him. It didn’t matter if they were thousands of years apart all universes really did to him was change his appearance. When the wheel of fortune as he called it stopped it landed on some place called equestrian. He saw his filter working. Anything other than gnome was being atomized. He kept a close eye on the debris until a flash of green caught his eye. There he was falling into the rift. At this point Pox also joined suit and canon balled to the next universe. After a whirling torrent of the space time waterslide he came to in an empty meadow where he could see a small settlement surrounded by woodland creatures. But first things first he needed to check what he was. A quick glance told him he was a shiny black scaled dragon that had neon green spikes. He quickly walked over to a pond where he saw his reflection. He was about 6 ft tall and had fresh blood red eyes. All in all he was satisfied with this. He went over to that settlement. He had to acquire information about the gnome or this was pointless. As he approached the house he heard some lovely tunes or chirping coming from the back of the house, when he came around the corner he a pink and yellow pony with a butterfly tattoo on its flank. “Good evening.” He called out. At this the birds flew away and the pony gave a squeal of surprise. The moment it turned around it nearly fainted. When Pox saw this he instinctively went to catch her. This achieved the opposite affect than he was hoping for. She ran away while unconscious which impressed him. After finding the gnome he could spare time to play with them. As he began to walk in a random direction two other ponies came running in. There was an orange one and a purple on with a horn. The purple one shouted “What have you done to Fluttershy?” while the other simply tried to glare him down. A baby dragon seemed to grow out of the purple ones neck and said “Let me handle this one Twilight.” The baby dragon began walking to m when the two ponies stopped him. A strange sensation began in his gut and traveled up to his gullet where it burst out a large blue flame. It singed the two ponies and the baby dragons. The instant that happened the first pony returned. He believed this is the one the other two were referring to. She exploded on him in that moment. “You think that being a dragon gives you the right to walk into other ponies houses and start attacking their friends. Well you can’t so I want to hear an apology from you mister!” she finished. At which point Pox said “I am very sorry I was just trying to ask a question when that fire blew from my mouth. I didn’t think it was going to do that. But even if I did shouting at me won’t make me want to apologize. As scary as you are if I really tried than killing you wouldn’t be a problem. Now you are cowering in fear again… Ugh this is getting me nowhere. I’m just going to fly off and look for him the old fashioned way, screw trying to be friendly.”  He flew off in a huff but quickly received a bite on the tail from the orange one and a kick in the face by a rainbow. At this point he was annoyed. He returned to the ground and picked the orange one up by the neck and asked “What the HELL do you want now?” the sudden movement caught them by surprise. A moment later a new voice called out “Drop AJ you dumb dragon.” The purple one shouted “Rainbow Dash wait!” but it was to late pox had swung this AJ around and slammed it into Rainbow Dash. He quickly caught and threw both of them into the ground at the purple ones feet. “I’ll ask one LAST time what the hell do you want?”