The UW Chronicles

The UW Chronicles

     "Twiley! Are you all packed up?" Ross called to his wife. He always loved the trips the two went on.

     "Almost! I'm packing the dress that you love so much!" She replied with a voice rich in happiness. The dress in question was a pink and gold getup that complemented her new bigger figure. Which was her single minded husbands fault.

     "Great! Canterlot, here we come!" He said with very much excitement. The home town of both ponies spoken of.

     "We're having dinner at your mom's remember!" She called to him, "The castle grounds will be beautiful this time of year!"

      "Aunt Luna won't be able to make it though...." Ross huffed. His favorite relative will be absent on the annual picnic in the castle's garden.

     "Don't be so pessimistic, dear!" She said with a kiss.

      "Fine...." Ross said smiling. He was that way by nature, not choice.

      "I know you're lying to me!" She accused him, "You're the most downy stallion I've ever met!"

     "Oh...." He said with overflowing sadness.

     "But you're my pessimist." She said as she hugged him.  He was happy to be short when it came to hugs from her.

     "Boobies!" He said, though it sounded more like "Shooshies!" Due to his current facial position.

     "Pervert." She shoved him off with that comment.

     "Sorry...." He said with his head to the ground.

     "Let's just get going...." She huffed with anger.

     *A Few Hours Later*

      "Hey! Get up, Ross!" Twilight shoved him off her hoping to wake him, to no avail.

      "Okay! Next stop! The Gryphon Kingdoms!" The conductor shouted as the train darted forward.

     "Wake up, Ross!!" She slapped him with that, but it was too late. The train was already moving.

     Some time later Ross woke up with an angry look from his wife.  "Wha happen?" He yawned.

      "We missed our stop! Its your fault!" She yelled at him.

     "I'm sorry, hu-" he was immediately interrupted.

     "No! First you're such a pervert this morning! Now this!" She shouted at him.  She took a deep breath and huffed at him before turning her back to him.

     "Twiley?" He said with regret and sadness in his voice. He grab the fat on her sides, a surefire way to piss her off, and moved them up and down. "Don't be that w-" He was then slapped and shoved to the window.

     "ASSHOLE!" She screamed at him.  Then promptly moved to another seat on the train.

     She eventually forgave him on the way to their new destination.  And the two fell asleep in each other's embrace.