(I honestly came up with about 1% of this. Please Google the original for funnier stuff. Google, Quaterlife: Halfway to Destruction" )
CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmanshy was studying in her was studying laboratoried, when fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said, "Gordon Freemantshy what are youu working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so volatile that it does not have have a half-life but quarter-liffe so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a parasprite went on Jims head OH NO WHERE DID PARASPRITE COME FROM! Ghordon wents to get her crowbarb ut it was missing so she hhad to borrow a claymore sword. She hits teh parasprite and Jim was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
"HAha" they laughed.
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"Uit has been stoled!"
CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T!
Gordon and Jimm arrived at alien scene where bad guy said, "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" which swas target of where they were and was nice and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarter-life and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly!" But the room was already blown to smitheroons.
CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freemanshy, how do we contain the meltdown? I know!"
And she used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so dalas wouldn't melt down and it would only go off harmless in atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I succeeded at winning the mission!"
"Not so fast, Mister Gordon!"
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