Story that pretends to be a Story: The Story
I am the chapter, heed my call.
Twilight Sparkle was sitting in a fluffy chair. There is nothing that could possibly happen that would be completely irreverent and make no sense. She then pondered on why she thought of such a thing. Truly this became a strange evening to sit in the living room chair. Watching her books sit idly on the shelf, Twilight decided to try and grab one for a read.
"Not so fast! You need to give me your library card first!"
Twilight searched around to find the equine statue staring at her. She didn't know what to make of this, yet she knew it had something to do with this chair she was sitting on. He was frowning in anger at the lack of credentials Twilight needed.
"You can't check out a book from these shelves without a bucking library card!" said the statue angrily.
"But, I live here, and why are you alive? How are you talking?"
"My name is Mahs Wow, I've come from another dimension to warn you of the impending book you were about to get."
Twilight scratched her chin, so curious that some random being from another dimension would want to inhabit her wooden statue.
"If you were to normally grab a book at this moment, then all of reality would be eradicated, that is why I am a licensed librarian, I am the only hope and you must not take that book!"
"Okay, I won't take a book."
"By the gods! I have saved the multi-verse and all that has ever lived and breathed, blessed be this da...", the being echoed his last word before disappearing back to his home dimension.
Twilight continued to sit on the chair, enduring that spectacle gave a confused feeling inside her brain.
Out-of-nowhere, music began to play. It sounded amazing and entranced the divine creature.
babo boppity bapo bappa bap
Such beautiful lyrics that made Twilight Sparkle shed a tear. Through a rift in existence, came a dancing man with a trench-coat and a fedora. He started shaking his arms and quick, disco music played powerfully.
Hi there little pony, I'm Scatman! Wanna dance with me?
Twilight nodded.
Great lets boogy!
Scatman shook his legs and flopped his arms around. Twilight spun on her head while spiraling out of control on the ceiling.
Bappo boppity bappo be bappity bapo be beppity!
"Scatman! This is fun and all, but why are you here?" said Twilight while breakdancing on the ceiling.
I'm here to help you with your manic depression and sexual frustration Twilight! Just listen to the music.
"My wuh?"
Twilight fell to the ground after losing her focus, the ceiling was just too much for her.
Calling from Scatman! Calling from Scatman's world! Time to get rid of your sadness and fill yourself with glee and then you'll finally be free!
Twilight became confused, she watched Scatman dance while she tried to get back up from falling.
Scatman started spinning into a vortex. His musical rendition and dancing power guided him towards Twilight's front door. With a touch of his dancing tornado, it flung open and hit a lampshade near. Twilight watched guffawed as the music muffled to a faint thing you could barely hear. Scatman disappeared without a trace, spreading his music and scat all across Equestria.
"Aieeeeeeeeoooooo!" said Moondancer when she entered Twilight's home. She was crazed, her teeth grinding against each other and her mane completely shaken.
"Twilight... Twilight! It's all your fault!" she said crazily.
"Moondancer? What are you doing here?"
"I just wan't to thank you for ruining my life for not coming to my party!", with those words, Moondancer unsheathed a kitchen knife from her mane.
Twilight Sparkle readied herself for combat. She scowled as Moondancer charged with her sharp knife and loud incoherent screaming. With a blast of her horn, Twilight disarmed Moondancer, sending it flying to the ceiling. Still charging even without the knife, Moondancer caught her by surprise and sneaked in a kiss.
"Mmm! What are-mm You doing-mm stop!", Moondancer started pushing Twilight's kitty-cat. She didn't know what to do at this situation, so Twilight just took it like a pro. Sparkle struggled and then blasted Moondancer away to the ceiling, hitting the handle of the knife thus knocking her out. Twilight looked at her pussy cat, she purred scared at the force Moondancer exerted on her. She was a stray, and Twilight cared for the feline for a while now. She didn't want the poor thing to be hurt in any way.
Twilight... Twilight Sparkle...
A voice surged from her mind. It hurt to hear each vowel spoken, but it called to her emotionally.
Spike sobbed on the metal brackets of the hospital bed. He knew that visiting everyday would never bring her back, but its all he could do at this point. Ever since the incident and the explosion that caused her to become like this, things have never been the same. Rarity became a fashionista in Manehattan, Fluttershy became a animal hunter, Rainbow Dash disappeared, Pinkie Pie got pregnant with eight kids and Applejack sold her farm. All because of Twilight becoming comatose, there is no hope...
...
"Spike?" said Twilight Sparkle weakly.
Spike became surprised, that voice he hasn't heard from in so long. Could it be that she had returned? There was only one thing he could do.
"Your back!"
"Wuh, what happened?" said Twilight.
"You've been comatose for six years! Twilight! And, its been so long that so much has happened..."
"Really, I feel like it been only a few minutes... The explosion! Six years!?"
"Please, Twilight, calm down, you must be weak."
"I... I can't move my arms, Spike."
"It's okay Twilight, you and your ginormous penis will be fine, even though it caused you to go comatose, I think the experiment was worth it."
"Oh thank you Spike, I don't know what I would do without you."
Twilight let her head get comfortable on the comforting pillow, there was so much to do now, but at least her massive dong was unharmed.
The End.
