Fists of Fury or Something
You know the drill. Guy goes to convention. Guy ignores common sense and buys magical item from shady vendor. Guy gets transported to equestria and gets stoned. No, not that kind of stoned. The kind of stoned where your turned to stone. Yep.
Huh? Oh hey! Didn't see you there! Considering my eyes cant exactly move at the moment.... Anyways! Nice to have an audience! What? You cant hear me? Thats alright, my mouth cant move anyway. So! Your probably wondering how I got here eh? Well, it involves a convention, a costume, and a very stupid decision. Got some cool gloves out of it though! Eh, ok they're not that cool, well to me anyways. Back to what I was saying...
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What was I saying?
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Eh, it doesnt matter! Because I can feel my prison breaking and my freedom is at hand!
Let freedom ring!!!
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12 Chapters:
- Ive Got Balls of Stone! 2014-08-12 07:54:48 UTC2099
- Just Hanging Around... 2014-08-14 18:53:07 UTC2147
- The Reunion from Hell 2014-08-17 07:37:17 UTC2704
- Interlude: Aftermath 2014-08-28 00:54:02 UTC1362
- I Can't Catch a Break 2014-08-29 22:27:42 UTC3690
- A Fresh Start? 2014-09-09 21:46:50 UTC5017
- Fight the Night! 2014-11-01 07:06:12 UTC7681
- Welcome to the Order 2014-12-04 22:45:57 UTC5744
- Trust Lost, Trust Gained. 2015-06-08 09:30:43 UTC5261
- Those Left Behind 2015-06-25 20:39:00 UTC5502
- Interlude 2: Council Discussions 2015-07-17 20:51:54 UTC2287
- Castle Crashers 2015-07-24 09:38:02 UTC6701