I woke up and I was dizzy but I snapped back to reality when I was face with a wolf, at lest I thought it was a wolf. When I looked closer I could see that the wolf was made of wood.
TOM:"Aaaaahh what is that thing"
I took out my pistol and shot at the beast. I hit it in the head it fell to the ground. The adrenalin that was pumping though me was dying down. I just ran out of that place I could see a sign it said everfree do not enter.
Tom:"Well just on Que"
I herd a noise it was distant I looked in the direction of the noise and there Was a city
A Glow coming from it.
TOM:"Civilisation"
I walked to the town when I got there nobody was there.
TOM:"Everybody is probable asleep it is night after all"
A pony with a horn and a purple cot came out and gasped at the sight of me.
TWI:"What are you"
TOM:"What the fuck d..did you just talk"
I was in shock and I passed out.
I woke up again
TOM:"Ouch where am I"
I looked down to see a bed I sighed in relief.
TOM:"Good it was just a nightmare"
I looked around to see that I woke up in a tree. I noticed that I was naked I could see me clothes on a chair I got up and put my clothes and tool belt on. When I walk down the stairs I could see the pony again.
TOM:"Not you again"
I pulled out me taser and the pony.
TWI:"Wait do not hurt me please let me explain"
She pointed at a crouch I sat down and she started.
TWI:"My name is twilight sparkle and you in the land of equestria. I think the reason you are here is the Me and princess celectia were trying to stop a unusual cloud and I tried to use my magic but it did not work and I think it hit you and that is why you are here"
TOM:"Wait you are saying to me you have magic"
TWI:"Yes don't you have magic in your world"
TOM:"No we have fake magic not but all that is are tricks"
TWI:"Oh"
TOM:"So your name is twilight sparkle and you are a talking pony"
TWI:"Yes"
I knew I had my weapons and tools. Should I kill it. No I will wait and plan my escape.
TOM:"When can you get me back"
Twilight what about to say something but was cutoff by a knocking at the door. Twilight went to awnser the door. When she opened the door there was a pony but she was eye level to me and she had wings and a horn. twilight was the height of me wased. The other pony had a crown on here head, she looked like a rolatiy. Twilight bent down at her presents I did the same after hesitating. the pony was talking to twilight in the other room. When they came out I said
TOM:,"When can I go home"I said before any of them could talk.
The tall pony looked at me and said.
PRINCESS:"I'am sorry but there is no way back to your world"
TOM:"WHAT" I said in anger
TOM:"So our saying that I am stuck here"
PRINCESS:"yes that it what we are trying to say"
PRINCESS:"by the way we never got you name"
TOM:"It is t..om"
PRINCESS:"so tom why have you come to equestria then"
TOM:"I am not here for a purpose but for some reason I was hit by a storm and then I woke up running for my life"
PRINCESS:"are you ok"
TOM:"yes"
What the hell did I drink I can not wait to wake up.
TOM:"so now I am stuck here where can I sleep.
TWI:"you can sleep in the spare bed up stairs"
TOM:"you mean the one I woke up in"
TWI:"yes that is the one"
I walk up to the bed room took off me belt and shirt and hopped in. Then in three mins a was fast asleep.
chapter 2 LEARNING TO LIVE AGAIN
I woke up to the rays coming in from the window. I walked to the bathroom. TOM:"Thank god they have normal toilets" I had a bath and cleaned myself up I walked out to see twilight standing there TOM:"ahh why are you watching me" TWI:"no just waiting for you too get out" TOM:"oo really" I walk down stairs to the kitchen to find that breakfast was already set. I sat down and picked up a sandwich and had a bite TOM:"fuck that is horrible what was in that" TWI:"flowers and butter"
TOM:"flowers and butter. I do not eat flowers and I hate butter"
TWI:"sorry I didn't know that you didn't eat flowers"
TOM:"it is ok you didn't know but don't give that to me again"
TWI:"ok but what do you eat"
TOM:"normal food like cheese,bread,meat and most things but not flowers"
TWI:"y..you eat ponies ahh"
TOM:"NO I would never eat a pony"
Gosh why do they think I am going to eat them. There was a creek as the door opened are there was a green and purple dragon TOM:"shit run"
TWI:"no wait please" TOM:"no it is a dragon" I stopped as I could see that it was not attack me and I calmed down. TOM:"what the fuck is that thing" TWI:"he is my friend and assistanct spike and what dose the word fuck mean" TOM:"ok and the word fuck is a expression" how can this ponies not know what fuck means. TOM:"so what dose spike like to do" the dragon just stood there in shock and then attacked me like he did not here what twilight said TOM:"ahh what the fuck twilight you said he would not hurt me" TWI:"ok stop and here horn was glowing and an aria surrounded spike and when twilight tried to get me there was a pain though my whole body and I screamed in pain TOM:"fuck ahhhhhh" twilight stopes here magic when she could not pick me up with it TWI:"what is happening it is like you are" she stopped as she ran to a book and started to wright down everything TOM:"what are you doing" TWI:"it looks like you are immune to magic" TOM:"and" TWI:"that is impossible nopony is immune to magic" TOM:"but I am not a pony" I still can not believe that they have magic.
