The New World

   I woke up to the rays coming in from the window. I walked to the bathroom. TOM:"Thank god they have normal toilets" I had a bath and cleaned myself up I walked out to see twilight standing there TOM:"ahh why are you watching me" TWI:"no just waiting for you too get out" TOM:"oo really" I walk down stairs to the kitchen to find that breakfast was already set. I sat down and picked up a sandwich and had a bite TOM:"fuck that is horrible what was in that" TWI:"flowers and butter"

TOM:"flowers and butter. I do not eat flowers and I hate butter"

TWI:"sorry I didn't know that you didn't eat flowers"

TOM:"it is ok you didn't know but don't give that to me again"

TWI:"ok but what do you eat"

TOM:"normal food like cheese,bread,meat and most things but not flowers"

TWI:"y..you eat ponies ahh"

TOM:"NO I would never eat a pony"

Gosh why do they think I am going to eat them. There was a creek as the door opened are there was a green and purple dragon TOM:"shit run"

TWI:"no wait please"  TOM:"no it is a dragon" I stopped as I could see that it was not attack me and I calmed down. TOM:"what the fuck is that thing" TWI:"he is my friend and assistanct spike and what dose the word fuck mean" TOM:"ok and the word fuck is a expression" how can this ponies not know what fuck means. TOM:"so what dose spike like to do" the dragon just stood there in shock and then attacked me like he did not here what twilight said TOM:"ahh what the fuck twilight you said he would not hurt me" TWI:"ok stop and here horn was glowing and an aria surrounded spike and when twilight tried to get me there was a pain though my whole body and I screamed in pain TOM:"fuck ahhhhhh" twilight stopes here magic when she could not pick me up with it TWI:"what is happening it is like you are" she stopped as she ran to a book and started to wright down everything TOM:"what are you doing" TWI:"it looks like you are immune to magic" TOM:"and" TWI:"that is impossible nopony is immune to magic" TOM:"but I am not a pony" I still can not believe that they have magic.