Pony Fails

"Here's your mail, Princess!"

"Thanks, Derpy."

"I wish people would stop calling me that. It's not my name, you know."

"Oh...I'm sorry. I...I didn't know."

"It's okay, nobody does."

"So, umm...what is your name?"

"Tubby Farts."

"..."

"Because my special talent is--"

"I get it, yes."

"Hmm, I guess it's kinda hard to tell from my cutie mark, huh?"

"You know what? I think I'll stick with Derpy."

"Aww. Okay. See you later!"