Pony Fails

Karaoke night with Twilight, Cadance, and Shining Armor...

An old college friend of Shining Armor's has joined us tonight.

I can't help but stare. The guy's a tree.

No, I'm not being figurative. I'm not trying to say he's tall.

He's literally a tree. As in, he's made of wood.

"Uhh...Cadance?"

"Yes?"

"Shining Armor...went to college...with a tree?"

"Yes. Yes he did."

Up on stage, Shining Armor's tree friend picks up a microphone. The music starts...

"I-III AM GROOT! I-III AM GROO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! IAMGROOT!!"

"Wat."

"I AM GROOT, I AM GROO-OOT! I AM GROOT, I AM GROO-OOT! I AM GROOT, I AM GROOT!"

Longest, strangest karaoke night ever...

The next day, Onchi Karaoke burns down under mysterious circumstances.