Pony Fails

Ash, Dawn, and Brock were sitting in a public park eating muffins with their Pokemon when an Eevee scampered out of a bush.

"Oh look, it's an Eevee!" Dawn squeed. "So adorable!"

The Eevee padded up to her, nuzzling her thigh. She smiled down at it and scratched its head. The Eevee looked up at her and mewed adorably. "Eevee?"

"I think it wants a muffin," Brock said.

"Here you go little guy!" Ash said, breaking a muffin in half and holding some out to the Eevee. He sneezed suddenly, dropping the muffin...

...which hit the Eevee on the head...

...and the Eevee began to glow...

"Is...is it...evolving?" Dawn asked.

The Eevee transformed into a light grey fox with feathery wings, a fluffy blond tail with a matching ruff of fur around its neck, and bright gold eyes that weren't...quite...focused.

"Derpeon!" the new Pokemon said cheerfully before chowing down on the muffin.

Pikachu facepalmed. "Pikapi..."