Pony Fails

An absolutely shellshocked Apple Bloom staggered into the east orchard where her friends were waiting. She'd just seen something...inexplicable, incomprehensible, something that undoubtedly would haunt her nightmares for decades to come.

She just wanted to find Applejack to tell her she had plans with her friends and would be spending the night at Fluttershy's place.

She'd searched the entire house, and finally found her in the bedroom.

With Countess Coloratura.

And a sheep.

And they were doing...things.

Like, the kind of things mares and stallions did in those awful magazines Snips and Snails used to bring to school before Miss Cheerilee caught them and bucked them clear to Appleloosa.

"Apple Bloom? You okay?"

"What's wrong, Apple Bloom?"

Apple Bloom shook her head and looked up to see Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Silver Spoon looking at her with concern. All three of them were wearing cheerleader outfits.

"Did something happen?"

Apple Bloom opened her mouth to say something, but couldn't quite think of what to say. She didn't want her friends' day ruined by...

But she needed to say something...

After a long, awkward, uncomfortable moment, she said:

"Rara, sis, boom...baaa?"