Pony Fails

A lazy Sunday morning in Ponyville found six mares and a dragon having breakfast in the dining room of Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle. Everypony present watched Twilight in concern as she snored gently into her scrambled eggs.

"Spike, you should really talk to Twilight about proper bedtimes," Rarity said. "This...this isn't healthy."

Spike shrugged. "Don't look at me. Twilight was out really late last night. I don't even know what time she got in."

Twilight giggled in her sleep, cuddling with her eggs.

Just then, a spider dangling from a thin web dropped in front of Rarity, startling her. Rarity let out an earsplitting shriek.

Twilight shot bolt upright, eggs clinging to her face. "I'M BUTTFUCK!" she exclaimed.

Everypony stared at her.

"You know what?" Rainbow Dash croaked. "I...I just don't even wanna know."