Pony Fails

FLUTTERSHY:
At the Gallows!
We will hang them!
All the killers and the rapists!
All the bad guys, we will hang them at the Gallows!
(At the Gallows!)

All the traitors, all the perverts,
We will hang them big and small!
We will leave them dead forever
Right here at the Gallows!

CHOIR:
All our criminals will pay their dues
Right here at the Gallows!
(At the Gallows!)

APPLEJACK:
At the Gallows! (Executions!)
We will hang 'em! (Gonna hang 'em!)
All them rotten apple thieves! (Get a rope!)
Thievin' varmints (They'll be twisting!)
They will hang there (Bring your foals!)
Twistin' in the summer breeze! (Watch 'em hang!)
And we'll learn 'em not to pilfer
From the Apple Family!

CHOIR:
Apple thieves will burn in Hell from now until hereafter!
All the ponies we must kill, we'll hang them at the Gallows!
(At the Gallows!)

RARITY:
At the Gallows!
All the stallions!
Who have raped fair Rarity!
They will see my vengeance taken at the Gallows!
(At the Gallows!)

I will find them!
Cut their balls off!
Castrated they will be!
They will scream just like a lady
Tonight at the Gallows!

CHOIR:
This is what we've waited for, it is their last night ever!
Each of them will yell and scream
As they die at the Gallows!
(At the Gallows!)

RAINBOW DASH:
Been dreamin'
I've been waitin'
To hang all those bad ponies!
The Wonderbolts, their awesome tix!
Ponies scalped and made mad bits!
They stole from crowds of thousands!
Bought wagons made of diamonds!
Those ticket scalpers get theirs right here at the Gallows!

CHOIR:
All they've stolen
All they've schemed
Our happy ever after!
Finally they'll all be hanged
Right here at the Grand Gallows!
(At the Gallows!)

PINKIE PIE:
I am here at the Grand Gallows
For it is the best party!
And the one thing it was missing
Was a pony named Pinkie!
For I am the best at hangings, all the ponies will agree!
Ponies twisting
Necks a-snapping!
With me at the Grand Gallows!

CHOIR:
Happiness and laughter at the Gallows
(At the Gallows!)

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
At the Gallows! (At the Gallows!)
With the Princess! (With the Princess!)
Is where I'm going to be! (She'll be!)
We will talk all about hangings and laws and justice seen! (She will see)
It is going to be so special
As she hangs someone just for meeeeeeeee!
(This will be their last night eveeeeeer!)

CHOIR:
Into the Gallows they must go!
They're ready now, they're on the rope!
Into the Gallows, they'll go in
And have their last night ever!
Into the Gallows, now's the time
To meet their punishment divine!

FLUTTERSHY: Into the Gallows! (Murderers!)
APPLEJACK: Into the Gallows! (Stole some apples!)
RARITY: Into the Gallows! (Gang rapists!)
RAINBOW DASH: Kill 'em all for the Wonderbolts!

FLUTTERSHY: They killed!
APPLEJACK: They stole!
RARITY: They raped!
RAINBOW DASH: They scalped!
PINKIE PIE: They're bad!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: They suck!

ALL:
Into the Gallows!
Into the Gallows!
And they'll haaaaave their laaaaast niiiiight EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
AT THE GALLOWS!