Pony Fails

"Starlight?" Twilight Sparkle asked as she walked into the library, leafing through a file folder.

"Yeah, Twilight?"

"I just came over from Town Hall," Twilight said. "Your home village finally sent your records over to Ponyville, and, well..." She looked up at Starlight. "We need to talk about...your birth certificate."

Starlight's ears folded down. "My...birth...certificate?"

"Uh-huh," Twilight said, examining a document. "According to this, Starlight Glimmer isn't your real name." She held the document up in her magic, giving Starlight a level stare. "Anything you'd care to say about that, Psycho Hosebeast?"

"Boy, her parents were really on the mark with that one," Spike quipped as he walked past.