Pony Fails

"Hey Pinkie! ...are you okay? You're walking kinda funny there."

"Oh, I'm alright. I just got fucked in the butt REALLY hard!"

"...uhh...okay...thanks for sharing that..."

"I mean it was fun and all, but a little warning would've been nice, and..."

"Pinkie."

"...could've at least used some lube..."

"Pinkie!"

"...and I really really had to fart the whole time!"

"AUGH! WAY too much info, Pinkie Pie!"

"Huh? But...friends share, right?"

"Sharing is one thing, but not when it's about THAT!"

"Awww...but I LIKE talking about getting fucked in the butt!"

"...oh...oh my...what did I just walk in on?"

"Fluttershy, tell Pinkie it's not okay to talk about...about..."

"Getting fucked in the butt?"

"That! Yes. That. Tell her."

"...well...actually...I think I'd, umm...like to hear all about that..."

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!"