Pony Fails

Throughout Ponyville, ponies nursed bruises, black eyes, and cracked bones. The hospital was full, the doctors and nurses cranky.

A circle of glowering, angry ponies surrounded Pinkie Pie, who was backed against the front wall of Sugar Cube Corner, nervous sweat streaming down her face.

"H-hey," Pinkie said nervously. "I...I just thought...you know...Boxing Day...kangaroos..." Her ears wilted. "It made sense at the time..."