Pony Fails

Princess Twilight Sparkle, returning from giving a guest lecture at Ponyville Elementary, happened upon a bizarre spectacle.

Right smack in the middle of Ponyville, halfway between Sugar Cube Corner and Carousel Boutique, a dark brown bull lay on his back. The most notable thing about him was the massive erection he was sporting.

"What in the...?" Twilight wondered, drawing up a hoof. Why was some random bull displaying himself in the heart of Ponyville?

She was just about to investigate when something happened that caused her brain to seize up like a clock with jammed gears:

Rarity trotted curiously up to the bull, studied him with a tilted head, then propped her front legs up on his stomach, leaned in, and gave his dick a long, sensual lick. Licking her lips as she glanced around furtively, she dropped back to the ground and went back to her boutique.

Twilight's jaw dropped.

Pinkie Pie bounced up to the bull, looked around, smiled, hopped up onto his stomach, sucked his dick for almost a full minute, then bounced happily away, licking her lips with a huge grin.

A few minutes later, Fluttershy crept timidly up to the bull. Looking around fretfully, she cautiously hopped up onto his stomach and timidly licked the end of his shaft, just for a moment, before flying away with a guilty expression on her face.

Shortly after that, Rainbow Dash dropped out of the sky, landed on the bull, and took almost his entire shaft into her mouth, leaving it slick with saliva.

After Rainbow Dash left, Applejack galloped up the road. She looked at the bull, frowned, looked around, prodded him with a hoof, then crept up onto his stomach and licked him several times. She grinned lazily as she ambled away.

For over an hour, Twilight watched with sick fascination as many mares she knew from around Ponyville approached the bull, licked or sucked his stiff dick for a minute, and then left. None of them stuck around long enough to bring him to orgasm, and she had yet to see a single spurt of semen.

After Lyra and Bon Bon both gave the bull's dick a good tongue bath at the same time and left together, Twilight decided she couldn't stand it anymore. She HAD to know what was going on.

She approached the bull warily. By all appearances, he was unconscious. Indeed, he'd seemed to be unconscious the entire time the mares of Ponyville were giving him oral pleasure. She examined his member with a curious frown. It glistened with a slick sheen of spit from countless ponies.

Twilight knew that all the ponies in Ponyville were crazy. But they weren't this crazy. There had to be something to this. Something she couldn't discern just by observation. Tentatively, making absolutely certain nopony could see, she trotted up to the bull's side, raised her forehooves onto his stomach, and leaned close, her tongue lolling out of her mouth...

"Please, miss...I appreciate the gesture, truly, but...might you please summon a doctor? I've been like this for several hours and I'm in pain like you would not believe..."