Pony Fails

"Woo-wee! Mardi Gras!" Apple Bloom shouted.

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo stood gathered with a group of their fellow Canterlot University freshmen. A wild party was raging all around them. Parade floats slowly passed down the crowded street, and men standing on top of them were throwing necklaces of colorful beads and a variety of other trinkets into the crowds.

"Ah've always wanted t' do this!" Apple Bloom said. As the first float approached, she let out a wild shout and lifted her shirt, shaking her bare, perky breasts left and right.

Three strings of beads, a shiny cup, and a glittery tiara were tossed her way. The crowd around her cheered wildly. She put down her shirt and scooped up her loot.

"Apple Bloom!" Sweetie Belle cried, scandalized.

"Oh, calm down!" Apple Bloom said. "That's jes' whutcha do at Mardi Gras!" She giggled. "Come on, try it!"

"No way!" Sweetie Belle squeaked.

"Oh, just go for it," Scootaloo said.

The next float was approaching. Blushing, Sweetie Belle lifted her shirt, exposing her pale pink bra. A single string of beads flew her way.

"No, no!" Apple Bloom said. "You gotta flash 'em!"

Turning scarlet, Sweetie Belle unhooked her bra, then lifted it as well, letting her C-cup breasts bounce free, nipples standing out in the chilly February air. Wild applause greeted her, and a shower of goodies rained down on her.

She giggled as she hastily put her shirt down and rounded up her loot. "That...that was embarrassing! But kinda fun!"

"Me next!" Scootaloo said. The third float approached. With a confident smirk, Scootaloo whipped her shirt off and spun it over her head, letting the whole of Canterlot bask in the glory of her less-than-A-cup chest.

The party immediately died. The float passed by without throwing a single thing at her.

"Put you shirt back on, dude!" someone yelled.

Somebody threw a tomato at her.

Scootaloo slumped. "I'm sad now," she said. She trudged away, shoulders sagging, not even bothering to put her shirt back on.

Nobody even realized she was a girl...