Pony Fails

Big Macintosh was hauling a cart of supplies through Ponyville, thinking about all the repairs he needed to make around the farm.

Pinkie Pie popped up behind him. "BONER ALERT!"

"GAH!" Big Macintosh whinnied and ran as fast as he could while hauling a loaded cart--which was quite fast indeed.

Pinkie giggled and pronked away.

Thunderlane was thinning out a cloud that was in danger of becoming an unscheduled rain squall when Pinkie Pie rose up behind him in the Twinkling Balloon. "BONER ALERT!"

Thunderlane screamed and kicked the cloud so hard it spat lightning at him. He flew off in a daze, smoke and soot trailing behind him. Pinkie giggled and descended to the ground.

Time Turner was buying carrots from Golden Harvest when Pinkie Pie trotted up beside him. "BONER ALERT!"

A bundle of carrots went flying as Time Turner crossed his hooves, turning red. Golden Harvest raised an eyebrow at him as Pinkie bounded playfully away.

Caramel was enjoying a nice picnic lunch with his girlfriend when Pinkie dropped down from above, suspended from balloons tied around her barrel. "BONER ALERT!" Pinkie giggled as she floated away, leaving an embarrassed Caramel and a bemused girlfriend in an awkward silence.

Pinkie bounded up behind Bulk Biceps, who was sniffing at a daisy. She drew in a deep breath...then stopped. "Eh." She wandered off.

Rainbow Dash swooped down, getting all up in Pinkie's face. "Pinkie Pie, what the hay are you doing?"

Pinkie blinked innocently at her. "Who, me?"

"Yeah, you! I've been watchin' you all day! You've been freakin' out every stallion in Ponyville! What's the deal?"

Pinkie shrugged. "I'm just bored and thought it'd be funny."

At that precise moment, Cheese Sandwich wandered into Ponyville. Pinkie noticed him and got a sly smirk on her face, her eyes drooping seductively. "Oooooh, boner alert." She stalked over to Cheese like a lioness stalking a gazelle.

Eleven months later, Pinkie Pie gave birth to a white-coated, golden-maned pegasus filly named Surprise.