Pony Fails

"Come on, Twilight!" Rainbow Dash cried. "This is an easy trick!"

The Twinkling Balloon pierced the clouds, Maud Pie leaning over the edge of the basket. "You're an easy trick," she said.

* * * * *

"Ugh!" Twilight groaned in frustration. "This doesn't make any sense!"

A book on her desk opened, and Maud Pie emerged from it. "You don't make any sense."

* * * * *

"What can I do for you today, Miss Rarity?" Lotus asked.

"Well, I'm in a dreadful hurry, so...just a basic wash."

Maud Pie sat up in the hot tub, cucumbers over her eyes. "You're just a basic wash."

* * * * *

Trixie stood in the cereal aisle, two boxes held in her aura. "Trixie cannot decide between the honey rice puffs or corn flakes..."

A box of cereal opened, and Maud Pie's head emerged. "You're a corn flake."

* * * * *

"Pinkie, you added too much sugar to the batter again..."

"Oopsie!" Pinkie giggled. "I'm such a silly filly!"

Maud Pie emerged from the bowl of batter. "You're a silly filly."

She blinked slowly.

"Oh wait. That's exactly what you said."

She blinked again.

"I'll go now." She disappeared back into the batter.

Pinkie shook her head. "I never should've taught her how to do that..."