Pony Fails

Perdedor sighed wearily as he trudged home from another long day of boring, repetitive work, rejection by girls, and general lack of excitement in his life.

What he wouldn't give, he thought, to have a girlfriend. To have a little excitement in his life.

To not have to go home, day after day, and masturbate to cartoon girls.

The one bright spot in his miserable life was My Little Pony. He watched the show, read the fics, spent hours online browsing images and fan videos.

"What I wouldn't give to have a cute girlfriend like Fluttershy," he mused to himself. "I wish I could date Fluttershy instead of dating my hand..."

The next morning, Perdedor woke up...

"Umm...excuse me...I think something...isn't quite right here..."

He looked down at his right hand, and it had turned into Fluttershy.